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local idiot chris @electriccookbook.bsky.social · 11h

I’ve sorta given up on it ever happening but like, losing in the DIVISIONAL round? That might be enough to get rid of Boone finally

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local idiot chris @electriccookbook.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Yeahhh as much shit as I give Adobe regularly, and foresee myself continuing to do so for at least the immediate future, that vibe-coded bullshit isn't the solution and is just a different flavor of bad

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local idiot chris @electriccookbook.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I feel like I have really had to actively avoid spoilers for FF7 Revelation and none of those have really come from any leaks or anything but just...Squeenix themselves?

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local idiot chris @electriccookbook.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Good stuff to look at their schedule and see that, oh good, they play at night next week! And then it’s nothing but 1 pm start times* the entire rest of the season *and also a 9:30 AM EST kick

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local idiot chris @electriccookbook.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

My wife is about to be a part of the purest introduction I can possibly imagine to fantasy football (getting absolutely fucked on the final drive of the final game because the opponents quarterback is going to throw a pointless TD in the last minute that changes nothing)

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local idiot chris @electriccookbook.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

A very “I was unfamiliar with your game” to the Atlanta Falcons, but in my defense, it did take you over two goddamn games to get to the red zone one time, so I think it was a fairly justified belief

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local idiot chris @electriccookbook.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Fucking hate it man. “Sports, money betting, come on you ape, you dumbass, give us money. Money please. Sports. Sports! No politics!”

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local idiot chris @electriccookbook.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I would be apocalyptically mad at my infield right now if I were Cam Schlittler

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local idiot chris @electriccookbook.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

This is, without fail, what my geriatric Trump-loving next door neighbor with the two signs in his yard says every time he comes over to yell at my wife and I, and every time I get to smile and tell him actually I’ve lived in Cranford for 30 years. Drives him fucking insane

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local idiot chris @electriccookbook.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I am fully at the point where, above all of the ethical and legal complaints, I just need companies to shut the everliving fuck up about it!!

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local idiot chris @electriccookbook.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Folks I’m not gonna hide it, every single goddamn ad being about/for AI is making me Feel Pretty Bad About Things

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local idiot chris @electriccookbook.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

What’s making me think it’s a deeper problem than just a faulty power cable/too dusty is that we can watch TV on it seemingly endlessly, like yesterday was all YouTubeTV for RedZone then Peacock. No crashes. 2 hours of Control Resonant though and this thing freaks out

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local idiot chris @electriccookbook.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I have reached critical levels of diagnosing what the fuck is wrong with my PS5 that it keeps hard-crashing if I play seemingly any game for longer than 2 hours: took out the electric air blower and went to town on it

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local idiot chris @electriccookbook.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Don’t sleep on whatever the fuck Seattle has been doing in this second half to let THIS team back in it

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local idiot chris @electriccookbook.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Not watching but I can tell this is fucking bad one if my wife’s group chat is asking “did anybody else see that?”

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Sad news everyone. Our beloved friend the computer has now become a hated enemy

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local idiot chris @electriccookbook.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

What CAN the Chargers do. Like genuinely, what is their strength. Do they have one of those?

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local idiot chris @electriccookbook.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

All-timer stummy horts game brewing in Chargers-Seahawks

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local idiot chris @electriccookbook.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Like straight up it’s bullshit that they’re 0-4 and the Cardinals are 1-3

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local idiot chris @electriccookbook.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

It’s cold comfort but I really kinda feel for the Bucs this season, I think they’re actually much better than 0-4 makes them seem, they’re annoying as shit on defense

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local idiot chris @electriccookbook.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

CAN WE PLEASE WIN A DIFFERENT WAY NEXT TIME

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local idiot chris @electriccookbook.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Potential TRIPLE NFC East pants shitting here??

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local idiot chris @electriccookbook.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Thinking the BIlls might just not be very good

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local idiot chris @electriccookbook.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I somehow managed to get to noon today before realizing that there has been a game on for the past like 2 hours

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local idiot chris @electriccookbook.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Fantasy opponent that has the best record in the league had two people go Thursday night, underperform, and I’m STILL projected to get crushed by 20 points? We’re so back baby

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local idiot chris @electriccookbook.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Mm yes I also think having our catcher try to stretch out a triple is a good idea, indeed

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local idiot chris @electriccookbook.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

It Happened To Me: a friend got me to play a couple rounds of Rocket League and, Uh Oh, I really want to play Rocket League!

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local idiot chris @electriccookbook.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

So overall I’m pretty down on the original Control, I think it has a lot of pretty outdated mid 2010s gaming shit going on in it and it’s surprisingly hard to get running smoothly, but even my jaded ass has to admit: Ashtray Maze still kicks ass, that is pure Video Gaming right there

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local idiot chris @electriccookbook.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Phew that was a pretty awkward question from the ESPN reporter to Jack Hughes and a just completely humorless response from Jack, that was skin-crawling

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local idiot chris @electriccookbook.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Please don’t eliminate my dog with toothpaste

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local idiot chris @electriccookbook.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

“Just limit your search radius” I literally couldn’t, you can’t go less than a mile, and guess how close grove street is to NYC

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local idiot chris @electriccookbook.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Last dating experience before meeting my wife was pre-pandemic, living in Jersey City and going on weekly dates where things would go well until my date remembered I live in Jersey City and I’d watch the mental calculus of “deciding if they wanted to go all the way to NJ was worth it” happen live

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local idiot chris @electriccookbook.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Like just scrolling through the cast list, it is absolutely crazy how stacked this is and how sad it is that the US equivalent of this is "look how many Housewives/Survivors/random athletes we got this time"

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local idiot chris @electriccookbook.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Okay so I had no idea they were doing another UK Celebrity Traitors and this one has Richard E. Grant, Michael Sheen, and Bella Ramsey in it? What the fuck?

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Robin Ward @eviltrout.com · 01/10/2026

We're delighted to announce The Mysterious Mansions bundle, which contains The Incident at Galley House and The Séance of Blake Manor. This is just in time for the Steam Autumn sale, so it's a great time to pick up some mystery games. store.steampowered.com/bundle/90016...

News: Announcing the Mysterious Mansions Bundle

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local idiot chris @electriccookbook.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I have never had a game want to be played on my Steam Deck less than Control, I just straight up can’t even reload my save anymore because ???

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local idiot chris @electriccookbook.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Also a hearty Rest In Piss, Bozos to the Houston Astros

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local idiot chris @electriccookbook.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

And from what I can tell Tillamook ONLY sells 48 oz tubs of this, I have found New Jersey ice cream bliss

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local idiot chris @electriccookbook.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

This next post is extremely NJ targeted: If you, like myself and my family apparently, have been trying various store-bought orange and cream ice creams in an attempt to get as close as possible to the orange and cream from Kohr's, Tillamook sells one that I swear tastes almost exactly the same

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local idiot chris @electriccookbook.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Oh 100%, I've blocked people on here that I pretty much completely agree with on things just because the vibes are off. Like, my feed is MY feed, the only person who feels anything when I open this up and scroll is me, so I gotta curate it or I'm just...carrying around a sadness machine in my pocket

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local idiot chris @electriccookbook.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

There’s always the local idiot chris option: be absolutely forgettable, post almost nothing noteworthy or salient, and never gain more than 156 followers, most of whom are certainly bots. Almost never have to worry about people dragging shit into my mentions, it’s great!

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local idiot chris @electriccookbook.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Okay that home run coming right as that fucking racist chant was beginning to pick up some steam was *chefs kiss*

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local idiot chris @electriccookbook.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Big Braves fan I guess, disappointing

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local idiot chris @electriccookbook.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Making it my life mission to capture, kill, and consume Liberty Bibberty

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local idiot chris @electriccookbook.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Was gonna comment about it being crazy to leave a Yankees playoff home plate seat before the end of the game before I realized that there’s a non-zero chance they left because they can’t take Marlins Man’s shit anymore

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local idiot chris @electriccookbook.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Whew, big account wishing injury on a dude just because he’s on the team he doesn’t like, thought we left that shit behind in Woke 1 or whatever but I guess not

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