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local idiot chris @electriccookbook.bsky.social · 7m

Big Braves fan I guess, disappointing

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local idiot chris @electriccookbook.bsky.social · 6h

Making it my life mission to capture, kill, and consume Liberty Bibberty

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local idiot chris @electriccookbook.bsky.social · 17h

Was gonna comment about it being crazy to leave a Yankees playoff home plate seat before the end of the game before I realized that there’s a non-zero chance they left because they can’t take Marlins Man’s shit anymore

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local idiot chris @electriccookbook.bsky.social · 18h

Whew, big account wishing injury on a dude just because he’s on the team he doesn’t like, thought we left that shit behind in Woke 1 or whatever but I guess not

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local idiot chris @electriccookbook.bsky.social · 18h

Honestly I don’t care if it’s not the smart move or whatever, gimme pitchers going long in a playoff game

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local idiot chris @electriccookbook.bsky.social · 21h

Just another reminder that if you haven’t changed all your default search engines on your devices to basically anything other than Google (DuckDuckGo has been solid for me) you should probably do that immediately

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local idiot chris @electriccookbook.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

(said with love) I do think it's possible for people to watch too much baseball in one season, to the point that it kind of poisons your brain to expect nothing but negative outcomes come playoff time

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local idiot chris @electriccookbook.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I swear, I really do think there is a way to make a movie that LOOKS like Digger that isn't apparently as up its ass as Digger is and seemed based on trailers.

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local idiot chris @electriccookbook.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

6 words said by people who aren't one of the candidates running, two of them expletives, and this is far more powerful and concise than like 95% of political ads I've ever seen

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Heat (1995) @heatfilm1995.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

GIVE ME ALL YOU GOT! GIVE ME ALL YOU GOT!!

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local idiot chris @electriccookbook.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Banner few days for politicians running ads/saying shit like “oh you think I’m evil? What about this?” and then saying something that either affirms that notion or full-on enhances it

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local idiot chris @electriccookbook.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

In a weird spot where I know I really liked Control (the first one), am trying to replay it before Resonant, and bouncing off it super early like every other time I’ve tried to replay it to the point that I keep questioning how I got through it the first time

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local idiot chris @electriccookbook.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Okay, so having finished this episode: 1. I think this is as solid of a core/top competitors as the show has had in a while 2. Nigella is an absolute delight 3. Whoever is frankenbiting Nigella has gotta ease up because some of her lines were getting chopped to oblivion

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local idiot chris @electriccookbook.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I’LL TAKE IT, PLEASE GO GET A QB THOUGH

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local idiot chris @electriccookbook.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Jesus Christ this Bills-Chargers game is an abomination

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local idiot chris @electriccookbook.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Staying to watch this Giants game in this weather is just pure sicko shit

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local idiot chris @electriccookbook.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I’m sure this sentiment is being shared a lot, but: it remains genuinely unclear to me, having now watched them try to make three of them, if one of the GBBO contestants this season actually knows how to bake a cake

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local idiot chris @electriccookbook.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

lol fucking of COURSE there’s a shot of RDJ Tony Stark in there, these people have never had a single original thought

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local idiot chris @electriccookbook.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Florida-Ole Miss just nothing but haymakers right now

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local idiot chris @electriccookbook.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

A very happy "Walk to the bar and have two (2) drinks with dinner" Friday to you all (With Friends From Out Of Town edition)

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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"

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local idiot chris @electriccookbook.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

We're starting to get blatant "discourse" dumps in the same way we get Friday news dumps and I can't say I care for it

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local idiot chris @electriccookbook.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Nope. Nuh uh. Not falling for that TV ranking bait, ESPECIALLY if that shit's coming from the goddamn New York Times. ... ... ...okay but it is kind of crazy how people still rank Breaking Bad at the top of these things when Better Call Saul was, on most every level, a much better show

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local idiot chris @electriccookbook.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I am generally sympathetic to people who do have budgets that make getting games like these unlikely for a time, but also, it's very hard to square away where the industry is at right now with people who just never pay and framing this as some sort of "moral realignment" is really fucking weird

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'One of the Very Few Games I'm Going to Be Buying': Control Resonant Has Leaked, But There's a Push Among Some Pirates to Pay For It Anyway

Video game pirates appear to be making a rare effort to pay for Control Resonant, in order to support its developer Remedy.

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local idiot chris @electriccookbook.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Good, normal, cool and regular stuff going on here!

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local idiot chris @electriccookbook.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Inviting my most hated enemies over for dinner

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local idiot chris @electriccookbook.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Yeah I mean, if the Giants are gonna act like the season isn't immediately over 2 weeks into an 18-week season, then they need literally anybody else other than Jameis out there. He's completely cooked

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local idiot chris @electriccookbook.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

“Cut down these interviews from a project you’ve never worked on, also go find them yourself” Sure. *finds the closest named project, correctly named timelines of interview footage* *8 hours of work later* “Oh no not that, I meant the footage we haven’t brought in yet we didn’t tell you about”

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local idiot chris @electriccookbook.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

You have been blessed with good fortune by the rare Long Lydia

Lydia the cat, uhhh stretching I guess, not sure what this face was tbh

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local idiot chris @electriccookbook.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

So Yahoo does these stupid fantasy football next-day recaps on Tuesday morning that I used to slightly chuckle at when we played on CBS in the 2010's and they have been, like, extremely mean-spirited and in bad taste? And then I looked at the top and well, yeah, checks out.

Ladd McConkey Kong Dominates Sports Pope: A Tale of Two Grades!

In a thrilling clash of mediocrity, Ladd McConkey Kong triumphed over Sports Pope with a score of 134.32 to 81.02, winning decisively by Thursday. While Ladd McConkey Kong earns an A for their performance, Sports Pope might want to consider trading their D for a bit of extra practice. Is it too late to send out a search party for their scoring potential?

Sports Pope's best player, Rashee Rice, barely scraped by with 10.30 points, failing to meet a projection that was already low enough to be a punchline. Meanwhile, their worst player, Caleb Williams, managed to secure a staggering 7.72 points--was he even trying? On the flip side, Ladd McConkey Kong's star, Amon-Ra St. Brown, dazzled with a whopping 30.70 points, leaving their worst player, Drake Maye, to languish with a mere 8.02 points--guess he was busy Googling 'how to play fantasy football.'

With this victory, Ladd McConkey Kong now boasts a shiny record of 2-0-0, while Sports Pope is left floundering at 0-2-0, sitting uncomfortably at 9th place. Who knew that Ladd McConkey Kong would be the overachiever in this matchup? Maybe they should start charging Sports Pope for lessons on how to score more than a toddler playing with crayons.

Looking ahead, Sports Pope will be facing off against Squeeeeeeeeeeps next week. If they want to avoid another loss, they might want to consider showing up with a full roster and some actual game plans. Ladd McConkey Kong, on the other hand, will be taking on Yellow Fever, and they should keep riding the wave of success--just remember, confidence is key, but don't let it turn into overconfidence!

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Carter Lowe @whitesoxx.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Jason Benetti gets roasted by his own production crew with the camera cut after his Austro-Turkish War reference. #DNMW #Tigers

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local idiot chris @electriccookbook.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Could be worse, could still be goddamn Russell Wilson shorting every receiver by 10 yards I guess

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local idiot chris @electriccookbook.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Well hey, that ONE game we got this season with everyone healthy was pretty fun though, right?

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local idiot chris @electriccookbook.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I've been sort of heartened how much Kotaku has kinda recovered from being absolutely gutted and is back to writing stuff I'm quite interested in again and I only hope that happens down the line to Polygon as well because hoooo boy it has gotten fucking BAD there man

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local idiot chris @electriccookbook.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

The vibes on here today, they aren't the greatest

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local idiot chris @electriccookbook.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Man that is just awful awful stuff regarding last RT and FFXIV, just fucking heinous shit

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Ash Parrish, Kotaku's LeBron James @adashtra.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

If anybody with specific, first-hand knowledge of the FFXIV CSAM ring would like to talk about it, please get in touch. My email and signal handle is in my bio.

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local idiot chris @electriccookbook.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Okay if Mahomes is hitting those then unfortunately it does appear that the Chiefs may be Back

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local idiot chris @electriccookbook.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

This pre-package is doing a very good job of making me hope the Chiefs eat absolute shit tonight, that was kinda unbearable

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local idiot chris @electriccookbook.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

The Chargers are really just Not Good At All, huh

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local idiot chris @electriccookbook.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Does Jared Goff know he has wide receivers

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local idiot chris @electriccookbook.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I'm confused by whatever this gameplan from the Lions is supposed to be because it appears to be "occasionally blitz but otherwise I dunno"

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local idiot chris @electriccookbook.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Tuesdays are for reading one paragraphs blurbs about the various players you do and don’t have in fantasy and then proceeding to overthink the absolute shit out of your lineup for two days

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local idiot chris @electriccookbook.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Feel like this place is gonna erupt if they finally ever manage to sack Dak

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