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Jade

@eldritchtea.bsky.social
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26 she/her FF11: Eldritchtea@Bahamut & HorizonXI FF14: Eldritch Tea@Midgardsormr Aspiring game dev, media sponge Super leftist: free Palestine, trans rights, fuck ICE, fuck racists watch my gay little streams at: www.twitch.tv/eldritchtea

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Jade @eldritchtea.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I remember you talking about this at a panel!
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Jade @eldritchtea.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Piper, I say this a lot when I read your posts, but wow so fucking real
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Jade @eldritchtea.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Being in a Discord with a bunch of other trans women feels like a coven
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Jade @eldritchtea.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
this shit feels like a custom RPG campaign with production values through the roof (by Warcraft 3 standards)
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Jade @eldritchtea.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The new Warcraft 3 expansion is the most impressive thing modern Blizzard has put out in years. Finished the hefty prologue which was tough as nails and then the real game starts and its Founding of Durotar on steroids
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Jade @eldritchtea.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
You still have to have the carbuncle summoned but that might as well be a buff similar to tank stance at this point. It doesent take damage and you cant move it around So its not a pet class anymore I get what youre saying tho
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 17/09/2026
'Bladerunner 2049' (2017) dir: Denis Villeneuve 📽️
real cat watching Disney's 'The Aristocats' on teevee, Dutchess is saying "you look lonely"close up of cat in bisexual lighting with a bandage on its nose looking forelorn
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Jade @eldritchtea.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Thats literally how it works right now
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Jade @eldritchtea.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I totally agree, I do not mourn DoT summoner
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Jade @eldritchtea.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Completely fixed now
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Jade @eldritchtea.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I started when they made the game free to play so I ain't an OG either lol Glad to see another Pact Commander in the wild
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Jade @eldritchtea.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I think there was a major push with DND 5.5E to create parity with the DND MMOs Something similar happened with DnD Online, which had classes and races which were previously locked behind a paywall made free (like tieflings and monks). So great weapon fighter is barbarian now.
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Jade @eldritchtea.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Incredibly rare GW2 ball knowledge goddamn
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Jade @eldritchtea.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
If a gay friend were to say it in a joking way, I would not feel the same way. Because I know their intentionality behind using a certain word.
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Jade @eldritchtea.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Its not about any specific combination of sounds that makes people upset, its the connotation those words have and the situation at hand. If someone I don't know calls me a faggot, it upsets me because I do not know the intentions of that person, only the word they used.
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Jade @eldritchtea.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Not me laying in bed and not starting a project while reading this
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Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Mindofjson edit
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Jade @eldritchtea.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It was pretty bad!
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Jade @eldritchtea.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Ive been out for 10 years, on HRT for 2 myself!
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Jade @eldritchtea.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Waow thats what I look like
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Jade @eldritchtea.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Feels like all the job interview advice i see is "dont be autistic"
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Arizona Right Watch @azrww.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
someone has already dumped red paint on its head so it’s going as expected
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Jade @eldritchtea.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Forever embarrassed to admit I liked Firefall in concept
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Jade @eldritchtea.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
They believed him? Sounds like they were suckered.
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Jade @eldritchtea.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Idk why this is news to you, all soldiers all over the world are suckers and fools.
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Jade @eldritchtea.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Thats exactly what they signed up to be.
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Jade @eldritchtea.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Scarlet Nexus is an underrated gem
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Jade @eldritchtea.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
It applies to the FF7 *fanbase* The game is great. The people who enjoy it will never change that
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Jade @eldritchtea.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Hot take: "the fanbase sucks" is the most cowardly media criticism take of all time
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Jade @eldritchtea.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I think Avatar also fits, especially with the way the color system in MTG works. Other than that, yeah I agree
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Jade @eldritchtea.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
SAME
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Jade @eldritchtea.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Words of wisdom
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Jade @eldritchtea.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Oh no.....
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Jade @eldritchtea.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I KNOW THE FEELING Im glad youre doing well
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Jade @eldritchtea.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
An old lady on the bus called me beautiful and now I feel powerful enough to fist fight god
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Jade @eldritchtea.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
They signed up to enact state sponsored violence, so yeah
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Jade @eldritchtea.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
If these are the friends I'm thinking of, I'm really glad to hear this omg
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Jade @eldritchtea.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Straight facts
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Kris Wolfheart @kriswolfhe.art · 26/05/2026
Tekken 8 is gonna need to do something like 'when Yujiro's health hits 0 he just gets bored and leaves'
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Jade @eldritchtea.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Do you just.... have a squeaky clown nose in your car at the ready?
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Jade @eldritchtea.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
This is the kind of shit Lovecraft would describe as an image that can make you insane
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Jade @eldritchtea.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
I havent played Clickolding but every time I see the name I read it as Cuckolding and it makes me think its intentional
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Jade @eldritchtea.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Youre honestly so correct
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Jade @eldritchtea.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
This piece of shit
The cover for the book tangerine with a kid wearing glasses playing soccer
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller April 16,1949
NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER 
P1-NANCY IS USING THE GARDEN HOSE WATER THE LAWN, WHEN IT STARTS TO RAIN 

FRITZI CALLS OUT TO NANCY FROM THE WINDOW…

FRITZI: NANCY -- IT'S STARTING TO RAIN

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NANCY: DON'T WORRY--- I WON'T GET

P3- FRITZI LOOKS OUT THE WINDOW 

P4- ITS POURING RAIN, BUT NANCY HAS POINTED THE GARDEN HOSE STRAIGHT UP, AND THE WATER GOING UP FROM THE GARDEN HOSE IS STOPPING THE RAIN FROM FALLING ON NANCY.
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Ricardo Juchem @ricardojuchem.com · 16/04/2026
"Yay AI vibe coding!" Bluesky Team
A capture of Bluesky showing Error loading post
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🦇 aleikats @ Anime Expo '26 A-07🦇 @aleikats.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
another vampire i'm obsessed with i fear #deadlock
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Jade @eldritchtea.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
I went to Vegas in 2023 for EVO with a bunch of friends and the spell did not work on me at all It was so wild seeing lines of grandmas in a hypnotic trance at the slot machines.
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Jade @eldritchtea.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
if you dont like Ingrid's new design youre a coward who will not last the winter
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