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Cosmic Couch-Surfer

@eldritchslacker.bsky.social
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I'll drive mortal minds insane later. At some point. Get off my back.

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Cosmic Couch-Surfer @eldritchslacker.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Prepare to become both Famine AND Drought resistant!
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Cosmic Couch-Surfer @eldritchslacker.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I REMBER! www.youtube.com/watch?v=tETJ...
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Sember
YouTube video by TJ / Henry Yoshi
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Cosmic Couch-Surfer @eldritchslacker.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Slight issue, it says I can't send you a chat message here on Bluesky. Would sending it on dA be acceptable?
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Cosmic Couch-Surfer @eldritchslacker.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Oh holy crap, wow! I'll do that right away!
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Cosmic Couch-Surfer @eldritchslacker.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
WOW. I haven't seen a 4th quarter choke from the Packers THAT bad since... ...the 4th quarter choke from their playoff game against the Bears last season. Huh.
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Cosmic Couch-Surfer @eldritchslacker.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Well, already following you, so have a like and repost! Congrats on the 900 followers!
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Raver1357 @raver1357.etheirys.social · 05/09/2026
900 followers? Raffle time! The winner will have their choice between a 1 character flat colored picture, a 2 character sketch, or a 1 character GPose! To enter, just Follow, Like, and Repost! The raffle will go for a week, ending at 11:59pm on Sept 12th! #Raffle #NSFW #BDSM #Bondage
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Cosmic Couch-Surfer @eldritchslacker.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The pub place on Talbot, downtown?
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Madam Materia @madammateria.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
T'has been a long time since the last Poutine Routine, but we're back! Got invited out to a pub called Milo's, and when I saw it on the menu I knew I had to have it.
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🌟BraveDoodle🌟🐺🏳️‍🌈 @bdoodle13.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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Cosmic Couch-Surfer @eldritchslacker.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Yup. The cat in MY home has been tricked in a similar manner. The key is to ACTUALLY love and cherish them sincerely. That's what really fools them.
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Cosmic Couch-Surfer @eldritchslacker.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
www.keithcirkel.co.uk/whats-my-jnd/ Better than I could have ever expected. I'll take it and quit while I'm ahead.
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Cosmic Couch-Surfer @eldritchslacker.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Zephiel: "...uh-huh... uh-huh... mmm... indeed... mmhmm..."
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Cosmic Couch-Surfer @eldritchslacker.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
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Cosmic Couch-Surfer @eldritchslacker.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Ohhhh, I did not know I needed this kind of power until right now. And I THANK YOU FOR THIS!
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Cosmic Couch-Surfer @eldritchslacker.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Hey, awesome!
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Akai Riot @akairiot.com · 18/07/2026
Kit, we've gotta save the Kingdom of Lavindor! Keep the protagonist distracted!"
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Spicymancer @spicymancer.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Yes, really! The Monster Researcher Eclair Plushie is available to preorder now! noirclothings.com/products/pre...
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Cosmic Couch-Surfer @eldritchslacker.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
"We could use Lancer!" "Isn't that made by an illustrator?" "Yeah, yeah, yeah! No! I mean... makes AMAZING comics, but-" "PASS."
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Cosmic Couch-Surfer @eldritchslacker.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Something as simple as a nice baked brie that you dunk a made-that-morning sourdough baguette in? It's heaven.
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Cosmic Couch-Surfer @eldritchslacker.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Ooooh, hoping the damage from the varnish isn't too bad.
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Cosmic Couch-Surfer @eldritchslacker.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
THE CEREMONY BELLS ARE RINGING!
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Cosmic Couch-Surfer @eldritchslacker.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
static.klipy.com
Raccoon's Mischievous 'Good, Good' Evil Smile
ALT: Raccoon's Mischievous 'Good, Good' Evil Smile
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ZeeCiBee @zeecibee.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Look, I'm not saying I'm obsessed with Magic the Gathering, but since I started playing regularly with real people I have made 7 decks and have intentions to make many more XD
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Cosmic Couch-Surfer @eldritchslacker.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
You were quite the force to be reckoned with. You dominated the fight all on your own, and by the time backup arrived, it was mostly a symbolic gesture, kinda thing.
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Cosmic Couch-Surfer @eldritchslacker.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Maybe you did upset your brother, maybe you didn't. But that isn't your cross to bear. Never feel bad for how you feel, especially when it's as justified as it is here. Try not to let this weigh on you. And hopefully your brother can respect the distance you want to keep from the situation.
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Cosmic Couch-Surfer @eldritchslacker.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Even... THAT one...?
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Cosmic Couch-Surfer @eldritchslacker.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
From what I understand, playing it because of PS+ is the best way to experience it. It has so much wrong with it, but so much right with it, and I get the feeling those glazing it as much as they are... are just defending their purchase...
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Cosmic Couch-Surfer @eldritchslacker.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Ehhh... saying it's a pretty bad game is KINDA harsh. It was never intended to be a Star Fox game from the start, being called 'Dinosaur Planet' initially. Is it a bad Star Fox game? Yup. Is it a bad game, overall? Not really? It's essentially Ocarina of Time for the GameCube, but with furries!
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Cosmic Couch-Surfer @eldritchslacker.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
She a bit on a miffed side, it would seem.
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Cosmic Couch-Surfer @eldritchslacker.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Pretty sure it's solely on the 'Lean' part of this dance, but I can't help but imagine the Genesis version of Beat It playing behind them as they flirt. www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3_e...
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Michael Jackson's Moonwalker - Beat It [Sega Genesis]
YouTube video by Lunatic97
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Cosmic Couch-Surfer @eldritchslacker.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
I love how the thumb smudge is persistent for a bit at the beginning of the animation! Attention to detail!
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Cosmic Couch-Surfer @eldritchslacker.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
It can never be destroyed...
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Cosmic Couch-Surfer @eldritchslacker.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Meanwhile, regardless of whatever Taco Bell I go to, I have to actually ASK for sauce, or I get none. Seriously. And I swear I am addicted to that Fire Sauce.
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Cosmic Couch-Surfer @eldritchslacker.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
You managed to catch the unreleased beta Pokemon, Chiks!? Lucky!!!!!
Chiks, an unused baby beta Pokemon meant for generation 2, was to evolve into Doduo.
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meg 🖤 @megrocks.com · 21/03/2026
numetal gf
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Cosmic Couch-Surfer @eldritchslacker.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Holy crap, Deftones are still touring! (Yes, I got curious and looked it up because of this post)
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Cosmic Couch-Surfer @eldritchslacker.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
*choir sings in the distance*
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Spicymancer @spicymancer.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Tips and Tricks with Ollie
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Cosmic Couch-Surfer @eldritchslacker.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
That is really neat! And that art is super nice, as well! Good on your wife for it, and fleshing out Luv'ander's character!
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Cosmic Couch-Surfer @eldritchslacker.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
...wait, was he the one that criticised Angela's armour (specifically the skirt) for being impractical, while he was wearing something a Chippendales performer would blush at?
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Madam Materia @madammateria.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Part time position as a chair delays writing.
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Cosmic Couch-Surfer @eldritchslacker.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
I don't know... all I know is I STILL have the physical print I bought from you at Anime North in Toronto decades ago, of Daisy having been captured by Bowser, with the Koopa King himself pissed, because she's not Peach. Back when you were called Avyuir Blue...? Or something along those lines?
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Cosmic Couch-Surfer @eldritchslacker.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Just describe it as a boring wet vacuum, duh!
An unhinged reddit post describing heterosexual sex as happening during sleep, and the vagina acting like a vacuum towards a man's penis.
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Cosmic Couch-Surfer @eldritchslacker.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Void cats are known for being shitheads. Clever in the most annoying ways.
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Madam Materia @madammateria.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
He is finding new and creative ways to be a shithead.
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Cosmic Couch-Surfer @eldritchslacker.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Daaaaamn, sounds pretty good...
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Cosmic Couch-Surfer @eldritchslacker.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
So... a Chicago Deep-Dish Pizza?
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Cosmic Couch-Surfer @eldritchslacker.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Are... are they gonna take this the "Superior" route...?
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Cosmic Couch-Surfer @eldritchslacker.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Link to the Past Ocarina of Time Oracle of Seasons/Time (I love them both equally)
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