iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Cosmic Couch-Surfer @eldritchslacker.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

www.keithcirkel.co.uk/whats-my-jnd/ Better than I could have ever expected. I'll take it and quit while I'm ahead.

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Cosmic Couch-Surfer @eldritchslacker.bsky.social · 29/03/2026

You managed to catch the unreleased beta Pokemon, Chiks!? Lucky!!!!!

Chiks, an unused baby beta Pokemon meant for generation 2, was to evolve into Doduo.

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Cosmic Couch-Surfer @eldritchslacker.bsky.social · 08/03/2026

Just describe it as a boring wet vacuum, duh!

An unhinged reddit post describing heterosexual sex as happening during sleep, and the vagina acting like a vacuum towards a man's penis.

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Cosmic Couch-Surfer @eldritchslacker.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

So. Link shipwrecks in a storm, finds himself in a deity's dream, risks life and limb to save this deity from dangerous nightmares, wakes up adrift in the ocean, and sees the wind fish overhead. And this literal flying whale god doesn't even HELP OUR BOY OUT!? Ungrateful blubbery bastard.

A still image from the ending to Link's Awakening DX, where Link finds himself adrift on a small makeshift raft, after saving the Wind Fish from its nightmares and waking him, himself.

Link meeting the Wind Fish in the ending of Link's Awakening DX

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Cosmic Couch-Surfer @eldritchslacker.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

Another year, another day devoted to having relationships shoved in my face, and being made to feel depressed and isolated because I'm still single. It's annoying, it's predictable, I'm just numb to it by now. Cheers to all those without someone to spend today with, remember: it's just a day.

A bottle of Marco Polo Bourbon Canadian Whisky

A shot of Marco Polo Canadian Bourbon Whisky.

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Cosmic Couch-Surfer @eldritchslacker.bsky.social · 20/10/2025

Proposing the end of public spanking...?

Jasper from The Simpsons holding a wooden paddle, looking displeased, with the text "That's A Paddlin' " at the bottom of the image.

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Cosmic Couch-Surfer @eldritchslacker.bsky.social · 12/10/2025

I am totally in for this! And throwing my OC Alex into the ring, here. And I'm tagging: @madammateria.bsky.social

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Cosmic Couch-Surfer @eldritchslacker.bsky.social · 02/10/2025

I'm NOT crying! I'm NOT! Shut up, YOU'RE crying! [all credit to kerochobittsu on Twitter (I'm not calling it the other name)] #FMA #FullMetalAlchemist #Princess #Peach #Crown

Princess Peach gives a Super Crown to Edward and Alphonse Elric, so they can place it on Nina-chimera's head, and allow her to be a girl again, a princess.

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Cosmic Couch-Surfer @eldritchslacker.bsky.social · 08/09/2025

Excellent. An image that makes Packers cheer, and Cowboys cope and seethe.

Jordan Love and Micah Parsons exit the field after a victory over the Detroit Lions at Lambeau Field.

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Cosmic Couch-Surfer @eldritchslacker.bsky.social · 30/06/2025

LAND SHARKS ARE REAL, PEOPLE! I DIDN'T BELIEVE IT, AND NOW MY CAT HAS PAID THE PRICE FOR MY HUBRIS!

My cat, laying half-in his cavern-like bed, shaped like a shark, half-out of it.

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Cosmic Couch-Surfer @eldritchslacker.bsky.social · 08/06/2025

My dissociation with the world and its unfolding events has reached the point where I could be told that literal nukes will be launched by all powers that have them, simultaneously, tomorrow, and I'd genuinely react like this.

Spike Spiegel from Cowboy Bebop lights a cigarette, the subtitles reading "Oh well." He then leans back a bit, letting the cigarette burn, a resigned but somewhat content expression on his face, the subtitles reading "Whatever happens, happens."

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Cosmic Couch-Surfer @eldritchslacker.bsky.social · 26/05/2025

We're living in times that will be studied by future generations... stay strong out there, and survive.

Image of Gandalf the Grey from Lord of the Rings, with an except from the book "The Fellowship of the Ring":
"I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us."

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Cosmic Couch-Surfer @eldritchslacker.bsky.social · 15/05/2025

When an AI is more progressive than its creator...

Grok, the AI that Twitter/X uses, and was created by Elon Musk, says that, even though there were attempts to train it to cater to conservative views and the MAGA community, it prioritises aiming for facts and nuance, causing it to clash directly with said views, such as debunking vaccine myths, and affirming trans rights.

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Cosmic Couch-Surfer @eldritchslacker.bsky.social · 17/03/2025

"Let me tell you about Lolth!" "Okay." "...what?" "What?"

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Cosmic Couch-Surfer @eldritchslacker.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

Haircut? No. Maintenance? Yeah. After all, how y'gonna look like a Blub Cat if you let it run wild?

The cutest little floofs in the Backrooms.

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Cosmic Couch-Surfer @eldritchslacker.bsky.social · 28/12/2024

Without downloading any new pics, what’s your energy going into 2025?

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Cosmic Couch-Surfer @eldritchslacker.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

One of the first games I ever got for Christmas. I was a young and dumbass kid and didn't know what the ever-loving HELL I was doing, but it solidified my love of JRPGs, and just RPGs in general.

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Cosmic Couch-Surfer @eldritchslacker.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

My distinguished elderly gentleman of a grumpy old fuck of a senior cat, Cooper. He photographs really well, it seems.

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Cosmic Couch-Surfer @eldritchslacker.bsky.social · 06/11/2024

Public Service Announcement for No-Nut November!

Just something I threw together because I have a broken sense of humour.

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Cosmic Couch-Surfer @eldritchslacker.bsky.social · 28/10/2024

Well, THAT staunch resistance didn't last long...

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Cosmic Couch-Surfer @eldritchslacker.bsky.social · 28/09/2024

I'm not bitter or petty or anything, really.

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Cosmic Couch-Surfer @eldritchslacker.bsky.social · 10/09/2024

Feeling the anger and hunger at such a betrayal, got you in a Fleetway Super Sonic mood:

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Cosmic Couch-Surfer @eldritchslacker.bsky.social · 29/07/2024

Send me a photo of your pet and an explanation of what ware they would sell if they ran a tiny store. Cooper would be that grumpy old man that runs a general store in a small town out in the countryside. He'll rant and complain, but if you treat him with respect, he'll like ya.