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Laura

@elby2007.bsky.social
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Teacher, traveler, dog mom, Disney nerd. She/her

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cyrus @professorbutts.com · 09/10/2025
LEGIT POAST: If you are looking for a Technical EDI PM job, or an ITX Architect job, let me know. My company is hiring (100% remote!) super-niche, but worth a try
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Laura @elby2007.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Most of you are probably (wisely) already in bed, but I did the thing and I need to share it now while the thoughts are fresh on my mind. Have a spreadsheet: docs.google.com/spreadsheets...
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MK ticket price increase: is it justified?
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Laura @elby2007.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Have park offerings increased enough in the past 10 years (when single-day tickets first crossed the $100 mark) to justify doubling in price? I would need to make a detailed list of changes to answer more thoughtfully, but my gut says no.
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Andrea Grimes @andreagrimes.com · 07/10/2025
Panda is judging the fuck out of you. Be advised.
Panda the teeny black and white Chihuahua mix sits on an outdoor couch pillow giving you specifically the stink eye
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TW @twesq.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
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Laura @elby2007.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
AI strikes again…but at the same time, I’m totally saving this for the next time I teach Modest Proposal 🤣
Screenshot of a Facebook post. The post is an image of a run-down-looking trailer. On the back, someone has spray painted, “THEY EAT BABIES IN DENVER!!”
Meta’s AI suggested searches include:
-Baby-eating restaurants in Denver
-Denver's unique food scene
-Denver's popula…
-Restaurants that serve babies .
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Dr Kat Day (she/her) 🎃🌓 @chronicleflask.katday.com · 06/10/2025
Daughter of Robin Williams, Zelda Williams 💔
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Please, just stop sending me AI videos of Dad. Stop believing I wanna see it or that I'll understand, I don't and I won't. If you're just trying to troll me, I've seen way worse, i'll restrict and move on. But please, if you've got any decency, just stop doing this to him and to me, to everyone even, full stop. It's dumb, it's a waste of time and energy, and believe me, it's NOT what he'd want.
To watch the legacies of real people be condensed down to 'this vaguely looks and sounds like them so that's enough,
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other people can churn out horrible TikTok slop puppeteering them is maddening. You're not making art, you're making disgusting, over-processed hotdogs out of the lives of human beings, out of the history of art and music, and then shoving them down someone else's throat hoping they'll give you a little thumbs up and like it.
Gross.And for the love of EVERYTHING, stop calling it 'the future. Al is just badly recycling and regurgitating the past to be reconsumed. You are taking in the Human Centipede of content, and from the very very end of the line, all while the folks at the front laugh and laugh, consume and consume.
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Laura @elby2007.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
My whole life
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Belle @fibellefi.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
I am an under utilized area of a theme park
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Laura @elby2007.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
I love everything about this. What an exceptionally good girl! 😍
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Laura @elby2007.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
I keep seeing this trend of parents making play date "business cards" for their young kids to hand out to friends, with the parent's phone #, because their kids don't have their own phones. And I'm like, that's cute, but why is it necessary? Before cell phones, you'd just tell your friend your #.
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Laura @elby2007.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
Dammit Jerry!
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a close up of a man 's face on a screen
Alt: In the Snake Juice episode of Parks and Rec, a drunk Jerry gets close up to the camera, makes a face, and laughs hysterically before choking.
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Laura @elby2007.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
I am hereby bringing back the phrase "gronk out." As in, "Most days I feel like gronking out about 5 minutes after I see the news."
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Wilson @wc-thats-me.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
#IYKYK #Disney #DisBlue #DisSky #WDW #EPCOT
Screenshot from "The Spirit of Norway" film from the post-show of the Maelstrom ride at WDW EPCOT Norway pavilion. You boy standing beside Viking ship.
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Rob Yeo @robyeodesign.com · 05/10/2025
Great, now I'm crying
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Laura @elby2007.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
Character integrity? What character integrity?
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Laura @elby2007.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
Patricia Routledge's passing inspired me to start a rewatch of Hetty Wainthropp. In my 🏴‍☠️ searching, I found one source that was a recording from PBS & had this intro, and gosh, talk about a forgotten memory! All those Sunday nights over TV dinners came flooding back. www.youtube.com/watch?v=4502...
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Theme from "Mystery!"
YouTube video by Onskedrom
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Laura @elby2007.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Things I've been hearing are imminent for 6+ months now: -recession -the bursting of the AI bubble On the surface, it's easy enough to believe these events are inevitable, but I'm not gonna lie - the more time goes by, the more I doubt cries of "any day now!" Am I right to become more skeptical?
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Sheryl Weikal says Prosecute ICE @leftistlawyer.com · 04/10/2025
If you're in Illinois and facing criminal charges from protesting ICE, or if you were attacked by ICE or law enforcement supporting them, I might be able to represent you pro bono. Email me at sheryl@weikallaw.com. As always, I will take as many cases as I can.
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Amy McNally @infamousfiddler.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Anyone who believes that adults do not belong at Disney parks on their own is WELCOME to go back in time and give my mother the five thousand dollars she would have needed in order to bring us at the "correct" time.
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Phil Plait @philplait.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Oh dang. This is an excellent analogy.
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Laura @elby2007.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Cancel your @americanair.bsky.social flight and get a travel credit to use later, they said. It’ll be easy, they said.
Screenshot showing I’ve been on the phone with American Airlines for almost a full hour.
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Laura @elby2007.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
It's not the point at all, but the "1776-2026" makes it look like that's either Trump's lifespan, or America's, and well
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Andy Craig @andycraig.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Julius Caesar was the first Roman to put his own living face on coins, weeks before his death. It is one of the deepest cultural signifiers of something autocracies do and republics do not. “Render unto Caesar.” A practice so notoriously arrogant Jesus himself dunked on it with snarky wordplay.
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Treasury Department Has Plans To Mint Dollar Coin Featuring Donald Trump's Likeness | Defector
The United States Department of the Treasury has developed, to the brink of production, a dollar coin that features the face and likeness of President Donald Trump, according to a source within the Tr...
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SpryOldLorax @spryoldlorax.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Nope. Votes aren't love letters. Voting is the CIVIC DUTY of every citizen of a democratic republic, to show up and cast their vote for whichever one of the two viable options presented will govern better going forward. If you need to be "inspired" to vote, you're over-privileged at best.
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Laura @elby2007.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Do not like reading about this in the past tense
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ianVisits @ianvisits.co.uk · 03/10/2025
In memoriam...
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Matt @matt.horizons.one · 03/10/2025
I'm probably the target audience for something like this and am here just to say this is a terrible idea. Be weird and awkward with real people! The privacy implications alone should turn people off from this. It's like dating a spreadsheet. www.newsweek.com/third-americ...
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Third of Americans have had a romantic relationship with AI
Approximately 28 percent of adults said they have had at least one intimate or romantic relationship with AI.
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Laura @elby2007.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Happy Mean Girls Day to all who celebrate! 😘
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on october 3rd he asked me what day it was it is october 3rd
Alt: From Mean Girls, narrated by Cady: “On october 3rd he asked me what day it was.” “It’s October 3rd.”
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Laura @elby2007.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Cover art for Date Nite at Disneyland by the Elliott Bros. Orchestra.
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Esotouric's Secret Los Angeles @esotouric.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
South Bay folks, close your windows and mask up. If you're driving, set air to recycle. The Chevron refinery in El Segundo just blew up. citizen.com/-OacL7_yVyF5...
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Massive Fire After Explosion at Refinery in Manhattan Beach
El Segundo - The refinery involved in the blast has been identified as Chevron Products Company in El Segundo.
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Laura @elby2007.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
This McSweeney's article may be satire, but I see earnest posts with these same sentiments in my teacher FB groups every damn day and I feel like I am losing my mind.
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Laura @elby2007.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
What is situational irony, Alex?
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 03/10/2025
This is Denni. She took an unexpected babysitting shift when she found a baby koala in her yard. She cheerfully delivered the joey to her human, who put them back in the tree to be reunited with their mom. 14/10 (FB: Steve Lamplough)
Denni, a golden retriever with a sweet face, sits and looks up at the camera with a smile. she has a passenger clinging to her back. a baby koala. the joey's eyes peak over the top of Denni's head.Denni is standing and looking off to the left of the frame. the baby koala on her back looks at the camera.a super zoomed photo of the baby koala and their mom high up in a tree. the adult koala holds onto her joey and looks down at the camera with what we would like to think is appreciation for caring for her baby.
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Laura @elby2007.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
I’m cautious about anthropomorphizing animals but this is too cute. When he sits up a bit 🥺
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Laura @elby2007.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
If EPCOT Center opened in 2025 with the same original ethos and ideals - and no corporate IP mandates - what would it look like? What would you want to see? (I know we all love what we had from 1982-the mid 90s, but I'm asking what those concepts would be if designed in the modern world.)
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Keith Gluck @disneyproject.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Epcot and MK get plenty of bday love on October 1. I’m here to remind you that today is also the birthday of the world’s greatest museum. Happy Sweet 16, WDFM ❤️
The Disneyland of Walt’s Imagination model with a screen showing Walt himself in the foreground
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Chris "Cadaver" Glass @thechrisglass.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
The core part of this article is OpenAI literally made an app SOLELY to just churn out copyright infringing brain rot videos. And then they still get to pretend they're not trained on copyrighted material because everybody in the stock market is getting rich off our planet's death.
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The New Yorker @newyorker.com · 01/10/2025
Florida has announced that it will end all vaccine mandates, including for schoolchildren. We hear the new rides at Disney World are sick! See of the coming attractions: nyer.cm/D2wAbzi
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Eric Chu @ericthomaschu.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
🎂🎉
An image of a pin-back button with the EPCOT CENTER logos and words at the top. "WE DID IT!" text with an brush-drawn underline. Text: Oct 1, 1982.

[Source Heritage Auctions)
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Nathan @broncotruck.dissky.com · 01/10/2025
Economy so bad republicans have turned to renting the libs instead.
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Molly White @molly.wiki · 01/10/2025
slightly ominous mailer from the Red Cross
Mailer that reads: Molly, Seasons may change, but the need for blood is constant.
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Dirk Libbey @themeparkdirk.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
On this anniversary of the opening of Walt Disney World, let us remember the OTHER Disney, Roy O. He made sure Walt Disney World opened, and made sure his brother's name would always be part of it. Roy was no less a legend.
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Laura @elby2007.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
I'm not crying, you're crying
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Diservations @diservations.com · 01/10/2025
RIP Jane Goodall. The primatologist visited Animal Kingdom before its opening and asked if any chimpanzee carvings were on the Tree of Life. There were none, but Imagineers addressed that by adding a large sculpture of David Greybeard. Goodall studied Greybeard for many years.
David Greybeard scultpure under the Tree of LifeGoodall with the Greybeard sculpture
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Mychal Threets @mychal3ts.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
There have been two hosts in the history of Reading Rainbow. The Legend of Literacy, LeVar Burton! And... me, Mychal Threets, a librarian 🥹🤯 I am a reader, a librarian because LeVar Burton and Reading Rainbow made us believe and see we belong in books, we belong everywhere ✨ youtu.be/e7es7qdWVnU
Smiling Mychal with hands raised wears an outer space shirt in a library. It is a still from an episode of Reading Rainbow.LeVar Burton smiles with hands behind his head as he lies down on a colorful pile of books. ENEMY PIE book rests on his chest.
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David Landon @4gottenfuturist.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
It's October 1, aka EPCOT Center Day, and you know what that means! Time to put on your white bell-bottomed jumpsuit and DANCE DANCE DANCE!
Photo of the EPCOT Center opening ceremonies, featuring the EPCOT Center Interpretive Dancers in their white jumpsuits.
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Laura @elby2007.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Happy birthday to this beauty. She may not be perfect, but her heart is still there if you look for it. In these tumultuous times, may we never lose that "sense of belief and pride in mankind’s ability to shape a world that offers real hope to people everywhere."
Spaceship Earth at night, all aglow in pinks, purples, yellows, and blues.
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Laura @elby2007.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Just dropped Marcie off at the vet for a dental cleaning. She really needs it and has done it before with no issues but this is a new vet and I’m just a little anxious about the anesthesia. They told me I could pick her up at 2 pm so that’s 5 hours to go. Send positive vibes, please 🙏🏼
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 01/10/2025
Ghost Baby Clifford is here to announce that it is officially spooky season. Let the festivities commence.
a picture from an old Clifford book. Clifford is much smaller than usual, implying he is baby. he is holding a brown paper bag in his mouth and is covered in a sheet with eye holes. it is obvious he is trick or treating. his tail has action lines around it, indicating he is rather excited for both the tricks and the treats
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