Forktail @elanoides.bsky.social · 30/09/2026AI execs agreeing to self-police is a tacit admission that they weren't doing so already or an empty gesture. Or both! 000
Forktail @elanoides.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Whenever someone says AI will destroy humanity I remind them that LLMs are _not_ AI, they only _look_ like AI. If anything, be scared that it's just one more tool in the toolbox of human CEOs and the capital class to put self-enrichment ahead of human life and dignity. That is happening _today_. 000
Reposted by ForktailStew Smith @stewbiedoo.bsky.social · 27/08/2026"Be strong enough to be gentle." If you're wondering why so many people are mourning the death of a guy who voiced a transforming cartoon robot truck it's because Peter Cullen spent 40 years with a real philosophy behind the voice. Even the silliest art can be meaningful if you care enough about ityoutube.comPeter Cullen explains how he created the voice for Optimus PrimeYouTube video by TFcon 2363191
Forktail @elanoides.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Chewy wants me to review the cat food I ordered. That's lunatic behavior. What could I possibly say about cat food that is useful to other cat owners. 000
Forktail @elanoides.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Wonder if dickhead Samaritans were mad at that one guy for sealing the brand in stone for all time 000
Forktail @elanoides.bsky.social · 16/04/2026Hilarious that after bragging that bsky is built with AI it's suddenly performing poorer than it has in recent memory 000
Forktail @elanoides.bsky.social · 14/02/2026Rooting for the blood clot again today You can do it little buddy! I believe in you! 000
Reposted by ForktailMike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 14/02/2026i often think about this review 134149194122
Forktail @elanoides.bsky.social · 02/02/2026Why does Bob from Tekken 8 look like the Fat JD Vance meme 000
Forktail @elanoides.bsky.social · 26/01/2026"things are so divisive" is such a coward take. There's no unity possible with a fascist government that will kill you for disagreeing with them 010
Forktail @elanoides.bsky.social · 14/01/2026I thought about "contacting my representatives" but they're all Rs and also their website contact forms collect so much info I felt like it was dangerous to even try. I just know those forms get fed into a system that'll label me a dissident. Also they disabled copy pasting for "security" but... 100
Forktail @elanoides.bsky.social · 24/12/2025"What child is this" is a really weird way to phrase that question 000
Forktail @elanoides.bsky.social · 19/11/2025Being on a VPN is great, because Reddit won't let you view the site logged out on a VPN so every time I follow a link it's like getting a "are you sure you want to go on Reddit" warning and it's often enough to push me to find another source or realize I don't care. 000
Forktail @elanoides.bsky.social · 31/10/2025Damn, Creative Commons is pro-genAI? That sucks, dawg. 000
Forktail @elanoides.bsky.social · 23/10/2025You don't add 300 million dollar ballroom in a house you're planning to leave in 3 years. 000
Forktail @elanoides.bsky.social · 14/10/2025I can tell I'm having a depressive episode when I think about firing up Balatro That is not a game I enjoy but it is a way to destroy time between now and bedtime, with no payoff 000
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Forktail @elanoides.bsky.social · 11/10/2025Is there a genre of fiction with less payoff than short-form first-person podcast horror Every single time I hear one of these stories it's the same thing 000
Forktail @elanoides.bsky.social · 30/08/2025I'm an introvert but I hope I'm with other people when It Happens 000
Forktail @elanoides.bsky.social · 16/08/2025There's no problem so trivial billionaires won't throw infinite money at to prevent paying humans to do it 000
Forktail @elanoides.bsky.social · 15/07/2025Watching coworkers line up to test an AI tool that will replace them the human race ain't gonna make it another 1000 years are we 000
Forktail @elanoides.bsky.social · 14/07/2025Can't visit wanikani.com without typing "wank" first somehow, every time 000
Forktail @elanoides.bsky.social · 07/07/2025Billions of dollars a year in AI investment and Gmail still can't do something as simple as marking any email with Cyrillic as spam 000
Forktail @elanoides.bsky.social · 17/06/2025Is there anything less solarpunk than "lofi solarpunk beats" with an AI generated background 000
Forktail @elanoides.bsky.social · 17/06/2025Trump's military parade is what happens when a birthday party has too many clowns and no guests 010
Forktail @elanoides.bsky.social · 14/06/2025Pretty wild for Final Fantasy Tactics to have put the final boss in the middle of the game 000
Reposted by Forktailsingular locus sarah @scgriffith.bsky.social · 08/06/2025the hong kong protestors used the phrase "do not split" to mean that the radical protest and peaceful protest arms of the movement should refuse to criticize each other. 2641231549
Forktail @elanoides.bsky.social · 26/04/2025Equippable 2 handed weapon for wizards that casts Stop and Slow on targets: the Wait Staff 000
Forktail @elanoides.bsky.social · 14/02/2025www.youtube.com/watch?v=sn9E... The YouTube algorithm is hiding this video.youtube.comMACKLEMORE - fucked up (official video)YouTube video by Macklemore 000
Forktail @elanoides.bsky.social · 08/02/2025"It would be cheaper in the long run to not file this insurance claim" -statements dreamed up by the utterly deranged 000
Forktail @elanoides.bsky.social · 05/02/2025Is Chet the most "dirtbag" name possible? I've at least seen some corporate Todds and Kyles. 000
Forktail @elanoides.bsky.social · 03/01/2025If you want to kill God, you gotta start by throwing rocks at the archangels 000
Forktail @elanoides.bsky.social · 03/01/2025Is Latin really the scariest language demons think there is 000
Forktail @elanoides.bsky.social · 28/12/2024Is my roborock q7 max getting dumber every year? It gets lost and forgets the map more and more often 000
Forktail @elanoides.bsky.social · 27/12/2024I used to be able to shout "stop" when a timer on my google hub reached zero and it would turn off, these days I have to yell several times with no reaction, get up and go into the room it's in, and do it again It's like communicating an aging parent who is starting to Show Signs 000
Forktail @elanoides.bsky.social · 20/12/2024Russ Freeman & The Rippingtons' "Sahara" probably altered the entire trajectory of my musical tastes at a young age. There's a straight line from this to the kind of stuff I'd have on repeat from OCRemix. www.youtube.com/watch?v=x575...youtube.comSaharaYouTube video by Russ Freeman - Topic 100
Forktail @elanoides.bsky.social · 19/12/2024@nickroche.bsky.social I really hope we get to find out who is on the good and NAUTICA lists for #ADVENTICONS! 000
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