Reposted by Queen KittenThe Onion @theonion.com · 23/07/2026‘That’s All I’m Saying,’ Repeats Man Who Keeps Saying More Stuff 192028254
Reposted by Queen KittenQasim Rashid, Esq. @qasimrashid.com · 09/07/2026Mitch McConnell hasn’t been seen or heard from in 25 days in the hospital. Yet he still has a job, still getting paid, and getting unlimited world class healthcare. The man who voted against a living wage, against universal healthcare, and against guaranteed paid leave, is now getting all three. 12093045610595
Queen Kitten @elani.bsky.social · 21/08/2025my therapist said this to me and it hit me like a brick "you can't go around hitting people with bricks" 03114
Queen Kitten @elani.bsky.social · 12/03/2025If I had a time machine, I'd go back in time and convince Trump's mother to get an abortion. Let her know he is not worth pushing through the birth canal 1100
Queen Kitten @elani.bsky.social · 06/03/2025White people want to say the N word more than they want to say the word "racism" lol 171
Queen Kitten @elani.bsky.social · 05/03/2025There's something so lovely about Japanese curry and rice 140
Queen Kitten @elani.bsky.social · 05/03/2025Having a Republican partner in this day and age is a form of self-hatred, I'm convinced 070
Queen Kitten @elani.bsky.social · 05/03/2025I am marrying the first individual who brings me a giant waffle in the morning, unprompted 120
Queen Kitten @elani.bsky.social · 05/03/2025Finding out Trump's sassiness/ pettiness comes from the fact that he was directly influenced by a constantly scheming, basically evil, twink lawyer with a thirst for power make things make sooooooooo much more sense now. 040
Reposted by Queen KittenThe Onion @theonion.com · 02/03/2025Wealthy Teen Nearly Experiences Consequence theonion.com/wealthy... 119141661233
Queen Kitten @elani.bsky.social · 02/03/2025As a woman, be a menace first. Ask questions later or never. 0393
Reposted by Queen KittenCooperstreaming ♿️ @cooperstreaming.bsky.social · 01/03/2025You can lead a man to knowledge, but you cannot make him think 💀 1328624
Queen Kitten @elani.bsky.social · 27/02/2025made myself a sandwich and it was MID, I'm so fucking devastated right now, man 091
Queen Kitten @elani.bsky.social · 24/02/2025I lost so much weight, I went from a C cup, to a B cup. How do I gain my boobs back 5251
Queen Kitten @elani.bsky.social · 22/02/2025Trans people have always, and will always, be people I admire, respect, and am happy to befriend and associate with. Trans people are not your enemies. 1223
Reposted by Queen KittenStephen King @stephenking.bsky.social · 16/02/2025Don’t buy stuff on February 28. Money’s the only thing these dicks understand. #resist 26509595022540
Queen Kitten @elani.bsky.social · 20/02/2025Hello, I just took on a new unavoidable expense, so if any of y'all have rich uncles that like to pay pretty women to talk to them, hmu 030
Queen Kitten @elani.bsky.social · 18/02/2025Y'ALL I NEED GOOD VIBES FOR THE NEXT FEW HOURS, OKAY?? OKAY. 2260
Reposted by Queen KittenBrian Barrett @brbarrett.bsky.social · 07/02/2025The thing about running the federal government like a software startup is that most software startups fail www.wired.com/story/the-us...wired.comThe US Government Is Not a StartupElon Musk is moving fast and breaking things that can’t afford to be broken. 24894280
Queen Kitten @elani.bsky.social · 07/02/2025Hey, can things make sense for just a second? Just wondering, no worries if not!!!! 1281
Queen Kitten @elani.bsky.social · 05/02/2025Link to tickets: www.dccomedyloft.com/events/106361dccomedyloft.comThe Comedy Loft of DC | Yes Queen 010
Queen Kitten @elani.bsky.social · 05/02/2025If you're in D.C and would like to laugh instead of being in tears like we've all been these past two weeks, get your tickets to the Yes Queen show! 2281
Reposted by Queen Kittenceej @ceej.online · 05/02/2025The CIA and FBI are evil organizations responsible for incomprehensible misery domestically and abroad and if they can’t deploy some of that evil to save their own skins one wonders what the point of it all was 442844409
Queen Kitten @elani.bsky.social · 05/02/2025Having the flu really fucking humbles you, because it feels like you're not in charge of your body. You just have to take a bunch of meds and bedrot 😭 090
Queen Kitten @elani.bsky.social · 29/01/2025Being an alcoholic is bad but being a sober person who simply sucks is worse 0632
Queen Kitten @elani.bsky.social · 29/01/2025"Facebook is where all the old people are!!" Noooo.. that is NextDoor 8822
Queen Kitten @elani.bsky.social · 26/01/2025Hanging out with three white guys. Feels like I'm on Pod Save America. 1151
Queen Kitten @elani.bsky.social · 26/01/2025You'll be d**d soon enough. so your opinion doesn't mean much to me. 000
Queen Kitten @elani.bsky.social · 25/01/2025Getting an abortion does NOT make you a bad person, but trying to stop someone else from getting one DOES. 455267
Queen Kitten @elani.bsky.social · 25/01/2025Getting increasingly uncomfortable with the price of potato chips 1121
Queen Kitten @elani.bsky.social · 25/01/2025We use to be a proper country (lol jk, we were never proper) 112313
Queen Kitten @elani.bsky.social · 24/01/2025I love men with long hair but unfortunately, they're psychotic 060
