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Elisabeth Bayer

@ejbayer.bsky.social
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#alpacaexpert and live performance enthusiast, camera fan, women's sports booster. But mostly #alpacaexpert. Current LA resident. she/her

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Elisabeth Bayer @ejbayer.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Show me a picture of your phone that has your energy, but isn't a selfie. (I had nothing in mind when I went to my camera roll and seriously this was the best lox I’ve had in ages.)
Pumpernickel bagel with lox, cream cheese and cucumber, wrapped in paper and cut in half, pickle in background
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Elisabeth Bayer @ejbayer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I spent some time in Ojai this summer and got to see some beautifully designed gardens (Konica Autoflex TC and my light meter app obviously worked a bit better) #shittycamerachallenge #filmisnotdead #filmphotography
formal garden, there's a path that's leading to a grecian style statue
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Elisabeth Bayer @ejbayer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
my friend picked me up at LAX in August and instead of fighting traffic we got nachos and sat on the beach until the traffic died down. (Konica Autoflex TC, the meter in the camera is busted so the overexposure is the fault of my phone app) #shittycamerachallenge
washed out image of the beach, seagull sitting in the sand.
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Elisabeth Bayer @ejbayer.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I’m obsessed with this section of Cool Machine that has interjections from Jenny Holzer
THE KISS CONTAINED THE IMMEDIACY OF DEATH 

EMINENT DOMAN OUR CONSTANT REFRAIN
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Elisabeth Bayer @ejbayer.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Cool Machine by @colsonwhitehead.com just dropped on my library app. Hell yeah.
Epigram from a book that reads “for New York Fuckin’ City”
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Elisabeth Bayer @ejbayer.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
happy PWHL playoff season, I randomly found a notable historical artifact in my camera roll
screenshot of Twitter thread which reads: "Score a goal and celly with you fiancé" alongside a gif of female hockey players. The first response says "Her fiancee is there? Didn't see him behind the glass." and the next response is "her fiancee is #29 poulin. she's gay, marcus"
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Elisabeth Bayer @ejbayer.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
#weewoo
Sirens starting lineup in a spotlight on the ice Hockey team in a huddle by the goal, light is purple
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Elisabeth Bayer @ejbayer.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Was trying to figure out why I found the Czechia hockey jerseys so appealing and then realized: it’s giving Maryland. #woho
Three hockey jerseys with a Czechia shield on the front. It is red, yellow, black and has griffins and phoenixes and chevrons. Maryland state flag, has 4 quadrants. Clockwise: 1 and 3 are a red and white cross with finials. 2 and 4 are yellow and black dazzle camo.
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Elisabeth Bayer @ejbayer.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Looking up which Virginia Woolf Carrie Coon was in for reasons and cracking up that Bug will be an original play and not a revival
Screencap of IBDb website with Carrie Coon’s Broadway credits, an upcoming production of Bug (a play with a LONG production just not on Broadway) and a revival of Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf in 2012
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Elisabeth Bayer @ejbayer.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Friend sent me amazing Broadway themed chants for the fans, credit to David Kowarski (she ran into my stick 10 times is a keeper) #pwhl #nysirens #weewoo
Photo of lyric sheet with Broadway themed chants for a hockey game
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Elisabeth Bayer @ejbayer.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Ok ok I went to a Sirens game in Vancouver that was the best I could do. One of these days I’ll be able to plan a visit. #pwhl #nysirens #goldeneyes
Hockey game in progress
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Elisabeth Bayer @ejbayer.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
One of the best things I’ve done in the last two years is discover a community of camera nerds who go on photo walks. They’re awesome. Anyway here are some pictures. They were taken with film, the first is 120 the others are 35mm. #filmphotography
Jetty or retaining wall sticking out into the ocean, sign that reads “Danger Restricted Area Keep Off” Statue of Bruce Lee in shadow in foreground. Sunny skies and red Chinese lanterns behind him. Looking down on the Hollywood from behind the Hollywood sign. You can see the tops of the letters H O LMultiple people taking pictures of a doodle of a dog with dyed ears and paws.
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Elisabeth Bayer @ejbayer.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
The best part so far
Picture from tv screen of alpacas with the caption that reads [alpacas humming]
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Elisabeth Bayer @ejbayer.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
You will be visited by three spirits
Cartoon still of three girls soaring into action
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Elisabeth Bayer @ejbayer.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
These are obviously in color but same game on 8MP Canon PowerShot Digital Elph (I had a lot of pockets) anyway, this was a #pwhl game, Sirens vs Goldeneyes and sadly the Sirens lost.
Hockey game Goalie in goal Hockey game with two opposing players collidingHockey game right before a faceoff
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Elisabeth Bayer @ejbayer.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
I have not been very attentive to the #shittycamerachallenge this round but I offer some hockey arena off a Papershoot which is like hipster contemporary shitty camera
Plaza outside the Pacific Coliseum arena in Vancouver Black and white image of a hockey game Black and white image of a hockey game
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Elisabeth Bayer @ejbayer.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Let’s go Sirens!!!!!🚨 #pwhl #nysirens #weewoo
Hockey team warming up
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Elisabeth Bayer @ejbayer.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Going to the game in Van tomorrow but still let’s go #nysirens #weewoo
Beaded bracelets that say LFG NY Sirens and Wee Wooooooo
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Elisabeth Bayer @ejbayer.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Post something random or you’ll have an awful December
Fence post with a mug on top that says “wifey” in cursive.
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Elisabeth Bayer @ejbayer.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Let’s go Spirit!!!!!
Flags of DC, Washington Spirit Squadron, and a queer pride flag at a soccer stadium
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Elisabeth Bayer @ejbayer.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Dear @calm.com I was very pleased to settle into the bunk bed on a train and discover a new train sleep story. It was great, love the content. Why don’t you have any Amtrak routes in your train category?
Image from calm app highlighting a sleep story called “Train Dreams: An Immersive Audio Journey”
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Elisabeth Bayer @ejbayer.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
I went to the spy museum.
Picture of a taxidermied pigeon wearing a camera in a museum display case
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Elisabeth Bayer @ejbayer.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Happy Halloween from the Halloween house (from photowalk with a #papershoot camera)
Person dressed like Michael Myers on a suburban street
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Elisabeth Bayer @ejbayer.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Except for the impending sunstroke, there are excellent seats
Soccer stadium view of the pitch during a game
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Elisabeth Bayer @ejbayer.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Let’s go Angel City!!!!! #acfc #nwsl
Mascot of a flamingo wearing sunglasses in front of a pink and black balloon arch. They’re at a football stadium, visible in background.
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Elisabeth Bayer @ejbayer.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
If you see this, post a bridge! George Washington Bridge, Manhattan side.
Little red light house under large grey suspension bridge.
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Elisabeth Bayer @ejbayer.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
If you see this, post a concert pic you took. Bridget Everett, the Wiltern earlier this year. Voice of an angel.
Blonde woman in a puffy tulle coat holding a large doll, a bottle of Chardonnay. Sitting on a stool in front of a microphone on a stage.
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Elisabeth Bayer @ejbayer.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Post a random picture or everything will go bad in September
Black and white image of canyon the top, distant clouds and the sun setting in the corner.
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Elisabeth Bayer @ejbayer.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
the pupparazzi is relentless (Chinatown, Nikon n60, Kodak Gold 200) #believeinfilm #filmphotography
small white dog with red ears and paws standing in front of multiple people holding cameras taking pictures.
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Elisabeth Bayer @ejbayer.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
Please enjoy this public art in Chinatown (From a photowalk about a week ago, 📸 Canon Digital PowerShot Elph, 8MP edition)
Bronze statue of a giant fat bunny sitting like a person.
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Elisabeth Bayer @ejbayer.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Hello my name is (Canon PowerShot digital Elph, on a photowalk in Chinatown.)
Faded “Hello my name is sticker” on a lamppost with a drawing in red marker on it.
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Elisabeth Bayer @ejbayer.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Challenge: post your last photo taken in DC to show what a hell-hole it is:
Vaulted concrete ceiling at the top of the escalator in the DC Metro. There is a red,  heart shaped ballon in one of the ceiling coffers.
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Elisabeth Bayer @ejbayer.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
No cheating. Your last saved celebrity photo is your therapist. Who is it? I kept it real and only went with SAVED (so not Bridget Everett because I saw her live last night #humblebrag) and not the mascot from the baseball episode of Poker Face no it’s this pic my niece texted me at my request.
Bronze statue of Columbo and his dog.
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Elisabeth Bayer @ejbayer.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Yesterday I found out about the existence of a MiLB mascot that looks like the Imperial Jade Cabbage and I love him.
Image search results of a large mascot that resembles a human stalk of celery. His name is Mr. Celery Jade carving of a Napa cabbage on an intricately carved stand.
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Elisabeth Bayer @ejbayer.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
Reading @sarahkendzior.bsky.social’s terrific road trip memoir and I think we were in Death Valley around the same time. (Is this an excuse to post one of my favorite photos I’ve ever taken? Yes. And it’s Kodak 200 with a Mamiya c220)
Shallow salt water, mountains in the distance and reflected in the surface of the water
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Elisabeth Bayer @ejbayer.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Anyway have another pic of the hilariously swole mascot of the Savannah Bananas whose smile I think masks inner torment.
Mascot of a human banana wearing sunglasses walking into the frame in the outfield of a baseball park.
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Elisabeth Bayer @ejbayer.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
I’m obsessed with the ripped banana wandering the stadium. He looks so pensive in the outfield.
A banana mascot wanders the centerfield of Angels Stadium
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Elisabeth Bayer @ejbayer.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
“Other non-standard baseball activities are sometimes used for entertainment purposes.”
The most swole mascot I have ever seen, an extremely ripped banana wearing sunglasses and catching a football
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Elisabeth Bayer @ejbayer.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
If you see this I IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation.
Smiling man in an apron flipping a pair of scissors. The word "Disaster."
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Elisabeth Bayer @ejbayer.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Cancer patients had to take out second mortgages, but some executives made eye watering amounts of money.
Quoted text: By increasing the price of Revlimid, Celgene executives in several instances boosted their pay. That’s because bonuses were tied to meeting revenue and earnings targets. In some years, executives would not have hit those targets without the Revlimid price increases, a congressional investigation later found.

In total, Celgene paid a handful of top executives about a half-billion dollars in the 12 years after Revlimid was approved.
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Elisabeth Bayer @ejbayer.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Rugby Sevens in LA this afternoon. Fantastic day. #rugbysevens #papershoot
stadium on a cloudy day, a rugby game is happening. There's a pair of women in a tackle in the foreground.
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Elisabeth Bayer @ejbayer.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Looking down at the rocks on Redondo Beach (Nikon n60, prob Kodak gold 200 I really gotta track that shit) #filmphotography #filmisnotdead
Looking down on waves crashing onto large rocks on a beach
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Elisabeth Bayer @ejbayer.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Because of this post (and because it’s fun) imma post pictures of some cool shit (1 Moreno Bay, CA. 2 somewhere between California and Vegas? Nevada maybe? 3 Jeff Koons’ Split Rocker at Glenstone in Maryland. 4 the Tidal Basin at sunrise at peak bloom. 1-3 Nikon n60, 4 Mamiya c220) #filmphotography
Large rock in background; road, fence posts and three women posing in foreground Cloudy day over rocks and wide canyon Sculpture of a rocking horse in the distance in a field of tall and dry grassThe Washington monument and cherry blossoms at sunrise over the water
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Elisabeth Bayer @ejbayer.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
My @white2tea.bsky.social order made it in just under the wire. It smells so good. Most of it is stuff I’ve gotten before but I’m looking forward to trying the Natural Redhead Reserve. (Also not ALL of it is mine.)
A wide array of tea in pressed discs, small samples, and packets.
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Elisabeth Bayer @ejbayer.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Modern day standoff: delivery robot stalled by fallen scooter with a broken kickstand.
rental scooter laying down, behind it is a delivery robot, not moving.
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Elisabeth Bayer @ejbayer.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
apartment building K-town in that groovy late afternoon light, after a Beers and Cameras LA walk. (Prob Kodak Gold 200 120 film, Mamiya c220?) #filmphotography #filmisnotdead
apartment build with stone balconies. The light is strong and coming from the left of the frame, the shadows are deep.
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Elisabeth Bayer @ejbayer.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
sometimes it's hard just being a pigeon in Newark Penn Station. (taken with @papershoot.bsky.social)
small pigeon in front of a long wooden pew-style bench in a train station waiting room.
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Elisabeth Bayer @ejbayer.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Redondo Beach pier and real ass lens flare Konica AE, Kodak Gold 200 #filmphotography #filmisnotdeqd
Gentle waves rolling onto an empty beach lined with rocks. There’s a pier filled with buildings in the distance. There’s a lovely lens flare bending down the middle of the frame. Suck on that JJ Abrams.
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Elisabeth Bayer @ejbayer.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
I was driving home and the clouds were just barely cotton candy pink so I dumped my stuff and grabbed a camera (I'm not good enough at iPhone to stop it from fucking up the light) and I missed it but worth it. (@papershoot.bsky.social and some power that smudged pink against the sky)
a blue sky with light pink clouds spread across, silhouette of palm trees in front of the sky.
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Elisabeth Bayer @ejbayer.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
This one did not quite come out how I wanted, it was a test roll getting used to my dad’s Konica AE again, and I don’t quite have the focus down. But I like the frame. (Redondo Beach, Kodak Gold 200) #filmphotography #filmisnotdead
View of the shore from a pier, four people are seated on a bench facing away from the camera. There’s a metal shade sail above.
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