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Eize Basa @eizebasa.baby · 16h
I don't care how many times I've seen it, the ending of Who Framed Roger Rabbit still hits so hard...
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Eize Basa @eizebasa.baby · 21h
King Charles
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Eize Basa @eizebasa.baby · 23h
This email newsletter had an ad for Wikipedia in it?? Like, you tap it and it just takes you to the Wikipedia entry for Neatsville, Kentucky. Who is paying for this? I don’t think Wikipedia is hurting for traffic (and this hardly looks official) and Neatsville isn’t a tourist destination. Baffling.
An advertisement, I guess, in an email newsletter. “Have you heard of this Kentucky town that’s been relocated twice? Free Wikipedia content”
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Eize Basa @eizebasa.baby · 02/10/2026
One of the in-jokes in the video: "In my kart I start believing maybe we can touch the sky" is sung twice in the song. The first time, we see a fire extinguisher rocket contraption (one of the upgrade kard) fly by, bound for orbit. The second time, it's plummeting to Earth, on fire. That's Kart!
A fire extinguisher rocket headed for space.A fire extinguisher rocket falling to the ground in flames.
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Eize Basa @eizebasa.baby · 30/09/2026
(I thought you’d appreciate this embarrassing search history of me trying to get context for your post.)
- jonathan blow
- jonathon blow
- janthon blow
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Eize Basa @eizebasa.baby · 29/09/2026
A photoshop I did in 2018 of Jon Lovitz playing Doctor Strange. I can't remember why I did this.
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Eize Basa @eizebasa.baby · 26/09/2026
The Fall (2006)
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Eize Basa @eizebasa.baby · 24/09/2026
...what kind of party you throwin', bro
"Halloween party favors" but it's just four syringes
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Eize Basa @eizebasa.baby · 24/09/2026
i wonder who #1 is
"50 Most Influential Figures Of The Bible"
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Eize Basa @eizebasa.baby · 24/09/2026
"How can that be profitable for Electro Punch?"
Still image from Lanterns. Guy Gardner cardboard standee pitching an energy drink that was originally 2 for $6, now marked down to 4 for $6.
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Eize Basa @eizebasa.baby · 22/09/2026
oh no, did i accidentally invent prediction markets seven years ago??
Tweet from 2019: "I wish there was a popular non-sports equivalent to fantasy football. It seems like a blast."
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Eize Basa @eizebasa.baby · 22/09/2026
I love that this is just the Pope's default facial expression when he's in over his head in a social situation.
The Pope being presented with a massive green orb.
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Eize Basa @eizebasa.baby · 22/09/2026
It's sorta crazy that in the 2000s/2010s there were two separate underwhelming but long-running horror-adjacent action franchises from mid directors who cast their talented wives in the lead role and in the process changed the course of their promising acting careers.
Underworld, directed by Len Wiseman, starring his wife Kate Beckinsale. "Before Underworld, Kate Beckinsale was seen as one of Britain's brightest young actors: an Oxford student who debuted in Branagh's Much Ado About Nothing (1993), then broke through with Cold Comfort Farm (1995) and a sharp TV Emma (1996). The Last Days of Disco and The Golden Bowl established her as a witty, literate performer known for playing clever women.Resident Evil, directed by Paul W. S. Anderson and starring his wife Milla Jovavich. "After transitioning out of her life as a supermodel, Jovavich show real promise in Dazed and Confused (1993) and her well-reviewed folk-pop album, The Divine Comedy (1994), displayed her surprisingly earnest musical side. Her breakout came as Leeloo in Luc Besson's The Fifth Element (1997) and title role in his The Messenger: The Story of Joan of Arc (1999) gave notice that she was a striking, offbeat presence in films."
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Eize Basa @eizebasa.baby · 21/09/2026
Strangers talking to you unprompted about the state of their rectum when they find out what you do for a living:
Proctologist 🤝 Hot Sauce Manufacturer
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Eize Basa @eizebasa.baby · 20/09/2026
Last year Aldi UK sold a "jacket potato jacket" that looked like a baked potato. For rainy days, it came with a silver poncho that looked like aluminum foil.
"Jacket potato jacket" that looks like a baked potato."Jacket potato jacket" with silver poncho.
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Eize Basa @eizebasa.baby · 20/09/2026
Good question, and one with an interesting answer: I don’t know.
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Eize Basa @eizebasa.baby · 19/09/2026
Weekend plans
Be a useless person but pretty
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Eize Basa @eizebasa.baby · 18/09/2026
POV: opening a new game from @gil.hova.net
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Eize Basa @eizebasa.baby · 17/09/2026
"Pull A Mun back and leave Bur empty. Belgium's mine and I won't touch Ruhr." "Fine. But if he goes to Nth, the deal's dead." "I don't want Nth. F Edi–Nwg, A Yor–Edi. Norway, nothing more." "And A Par?" "Par–Bur. Threatening nothing of yours." "Then agreed. For one season." "No one ever gets more."
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Eize Basa @eizebasa.baby · 17/09/2026
@mozillo.bsky.social Hey Chris, DM me or send me a Discord message please!
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Eize Basa @eizebasa.baby · 15/09/2026
This unbelievable phony literally posted his little “woe is me” joke from the Leder Games launch party AT A DAVE & BUSTERS:
Photo of Johnny Dale’s phone, showing the draft of his “oh Kickstarter launch days are so hard” post on his phone, which is in front of a line of video games at the Leder Games Kickstarter launch day celebration.
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Eize Basa @eizebasa.baby · 15/09/2026
Today, one week later, I experience the SECOND largest structure I’ve ever seen:
The Mall Of America
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Eize Basa @eizebasa.baby · 13/09/2026
AvP tagline: Whoever Wins, We Lose
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Eize Basa @eizebasa.baby · 11/09/2026
Weekend plans
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Eize Basa @eizebasa.baby · 11/09/2026
Shelving some new purchases in the Unplayed Games section of my collection:
The warehouse in Raiders Of The Lost Ark.
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Eize Basa @eizebasa.baby · 11/09/2026
Ben Geisler from Barton Fink, with his Wallace Beery quote changed to "Muppets. Variety show. What do you need, a roadmap?"
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Eize Basa @eizebasa.baby · 11/09/2026
why don't more people invite me to play board games online
Board Game Arena header: "It's your turn! -5 days"
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Eize Basa @eizebasa.baby · 11/09/2026
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Eize Basa @eizebasa.baby · 10/09/2026
When you're in a fight on the timeline but still checking your notifications in another tab:
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Eize Basa @eizebasa.baby · 10/09/2026
THREAD: There are at least four separate properties called The Night Gardener, all of them unrelated to each other. What's so interesting about this is that "night gardener" isn't a reference to anything. I've done a bunch of research on this and it's not a known term or something from folklore.
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Eize Basa @eizebasa.baby · 10/09/2026
"I'm not that person. I don't flip tortoises I find in the desert. I can promise you that. Of course I'd turn it back over. I'm engaging with you as a human being. Why would I leave it out there baking? There's no there's no reason for me to do that."
Still images from the You Can See Everything trailer with machinery added to look like Fielder is administering the Voight Kampff test from Blade Runner to Holmes.
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Eize Basa @eizebasa.baby · 09/09/2026
Gandalf The White
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Eize Basa @eizebasa.baby · 09/09/2026
Weird literary trend: novels that have identical or nearly identical titles to unrelated and much better known books. But the titles aren't an homage or intentional reference, they're just "I like that title, I think I'll call my novel that as well." Baffling.
Little Big Man by Katy Regan (vs Little Big Man by Thomas Berger)A Boy And His Dog At The End Of The World by C.A. Fletcher (vs A Boy And His Dog by Harlan Ellison, which also takes place "at the end of the world")The Astonishing Life of August March by Aaron Jackson (vs The Adventure Of Augie March by Saul Bellow).Annihilation by Michel Houellebecq (vs Annihilation by Jeff VanderMeer)
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Eize Basa @eizebasa.baby · 09/09/2026
Just found an amazing reaction image for a dumb reply above yours in a thread:
Martin Scorsese looking up, pointing a .44 Magnum above him.
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Eize Basa @eizebasa.baby · 09/09/2026
Sentenced to Salieri confinement
Salieri in the movie Amadeus, in solitary confinement.
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Eize Basa @eizebasa.baby · 09/09/2026
When I am absolutely, positively, 100% the Werewolf.
HOLMES: I'm not that person. I can
promise you that. I don't have anything
to deceive you on. Of course I'm not
deceiving you. I'm engaging with you as
a human being. Why would I deceive you?

FIELDER: You're being real right now?

HOLMES: I'm always being real.
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Eize Basa @eizebasa.baby · 08/09/2026
I grew up in the Appalachians. I thought I knew what a mountain was, but today I just saw my first real mountain. I HAD NO IDEA. “There’s Mt Rainier.” [looking down at the horizon] “I don’t see it, I guess those clouds are in the way.” “Those aren’t clouds.”
Mt Rainier outside of Seattle. Not my picture.
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Eize Basa @eizebasa.baby · 05/09/2026
LOOK WHAT @proptartmn.bsky.social GOT ME!! A raccoon sake cup!
Raccoon (well, tanuki probably) sake cup
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Eize Basa @eizebasa.baby · 04/09/2026
(The other account got a concerned DM about the alt text from someone who doesn’t know Mountain Goats.)
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Eize Basa @eizebasa.baby · 04/09/2026
Brianna Puppet
@briannapuppet.bsky.social

You took_1_ point of _fire_ damage!
Your skill with _Hot Glue Gun_ has increased by 1!
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Eize Basa @eizebasa.baby · 03/09/2026
So sick of the negativity in this hobby. This note from PAX West tabletop honcho @chriswhitpan.bsky.social was waiting for us at the Leder Games table this morning.
Please keep raccoons out of the booth if possible. - Chris
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Eize Basa @eizebasa.baby · 02/09/2026
I believe Gandalf would take issue with that.
The entertainment miracle…created by Hollywood’s gayest wizard Preston Sturges
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Eize Basa @eizebasa.baby · 02/09/2026
Yes, the undead are scary, but they’re also notoriously gulliable and easily identified via simple trick questions.
“Have you ever been in an accident that resulted in your death?”
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Eize Basa @eizebasa.baby · 02/09/2026
My gate at the airport is “gate”!
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Eize Basa @eizebasa.baby · 01/09/2026
Welcome to Bluesky.
Thanks for being patient. A team member is coming to cancel you.
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Eize Basa @eizebasa.baby · 01/09/2026
heh the author of the book that inspired this old post just won the hugo lol
Post from that dashing rascal ponchorebound (RIP) on Twitter:

Hello, I’m the hero in a historical novel! You can tell I’m the hero because in spite of my era, culture, and upbringing I have 21st century ideals about race, gender, and sexuality.

Uh-oh, here comes a man who’s flagrantly racist in his first scene! (🤫 He’ll be the villain.)
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Eize Basa @eizebasa.baby · 31/08/2026
Happy 27th birthday to Dipper and Mabel Pines
Dipper and Mabel were born on August 31, 1999.
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Eize Basa @eizebasa.baby · 29/08/2026
Golden Girls.

BLANCHE: My God, you're Mr. Burt Reynolds.BURT: These your roommates?
SOPHIA: Yeah.BURT: (to Sophia) Which one's the slut?Dororty, Blanche, and Rose have raised their hands. "I am."
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Eize Basa @eizebasa.baby · 29/08/2026
Reddit:

"Why are they dressed the same"
"They're introducing a Ranma 1/2 style gender morphing plot. Pretty bold stuff."
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Eize Basa @eizebasa.baby · 29/08/2026
Welcome to Bluesky. Please familiarize yourself with the following accounts to understand the range of opinions it is acceptable to express.
A grid of Louis Wain’s cat portraits.
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