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@einsofasectional.bsky.social
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interests: interpretation of words; other people; coding [haha, "boo," right?] ; novels, poems, satire; leftism, fairness, justice status: stay-at-home relation actual BSKY interaction tendencies: eclectic, idiosyncratic

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unseelie court reporter @einsofasectional.bsky.social · 7h
this woman knows NOTHING about education, let alone developmental psychology or any other remotely relevant field of expertise crucial to her FUCKING JOB OF IMMENSE IMPORTANCE
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unseelie court reporter @einsofasectional.bsky.social · 7h
hope he knows the groypers have good aim
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unseelie court reporter @einsofasectional.bsky.social · 8h
how are women supposed to know which of us to NOT lump in with rapists? would you decide to trust strangers who might rape and traumatize and maybe murder you just in the interest of trying to be fair or whatever the fuck? no. an individual's safety is paramount. grow the fuck up
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unseelie court reporter @einsofasectional.bsky.social · 8h
probably the best to ever do it
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Nicole Bedera @nbedera.bsky.social · 10h
The “Cornell 7” framing rubs me the same way described in this thread. We usually use that language for people falsely accused of crimes. Personally, I’ll be going back to “the Cornell gang rapists.”
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unseelie court reporter @einsofasectional.bsky.social · 9h
entirely aware that I'm just shouting into the void here but as long as I can shout I will. I'll keep trying to find more efficacious ways to actually help other people though
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unseelie court reporter @einsofasectional.bsky.social · 9h
n.b.: Trump's undisguised commission of sedition is a matter of plain public record, as are his dozens of felony convictions and ongoing blatant violations of the Emoluments Clause--and many other parts of the Constitution!
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unseelie court reporter @einsofasectional.bsky.social · 9h
aw, that's nice, Alex 🥰
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unseelie court reporter @einsofasectional.bsky.social · 9h
best/most insane one I've seen so far
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unseelie court reporter @einsofasectional.bsky.social · 9h
ironically, incoherent and monstrously cruel victim-blaming is much closer to the real explanation
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unseelie court reporter @einsofasectional.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
oh yeah there's definitely something wrong with him
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unseelie court reporter @einsofasectional.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
what about sloin?
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unseelie court reporter @einsofasectional.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
testosterone is naturally converted into estrogen by a process called aromatization; the guy in the first two pictures has aromatase deficiency, and he's had it all his life. taking t tends to increase estrogen levels, not lower them, if anything
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unseelie court reporter @einsofasectional.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
are there still network evening news broadcasts?
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unseelie court reporter @einsofasectional.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I think one reason dumb people like LLMs so much is that they sort of mimic, in a small way, the experience of being unbelievably wealthy: you just ask for/demand whatever you fancy and it simply appears, and then you can take credit for it because it emerged from the definition of your wish.
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unseelie court reporter @einsofasectional.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I assumed that expression was because it had never been held by a human hand before, much less one covered in a glove, and was absolutely losing its shit
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unseelie court reporter @einsofasectional.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
only a few keep their fingers on the pulse, the monster's heart keeps beating
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unseelie court reporter @einsofasectional.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
not really possible to miss his intent
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unseelie court reporter @einsofasectional.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
it feels a bit funny to watch people who seem like kids to me on SNL; it's like watching Nickelodeon, and I worry about whether they're getting proper schooling, then I recall that you're not required to be in middle school when you're 27
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unseelie court reporter @einsofasectional.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
[extremely drunk but weirdly earnest] I don't think young people should be working jobs
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unseelie court reporter @einsofasectional.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
anti-Semites think the Talmud is sooooooooooo much more exciting and dramatic than it really is; it's a quiet, expansive library that the world's most malignant idiots believe to be a pulp novel
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Incredible. The 11th Circuit, in a 3-0 opinion (two Obama appointees and one Trump 1.0 appointee), agrees that Trump and his lawyers have failed to rebut the judge's finding that the entire IRS settlement was collusive, highlighting that no other explanation for their conduct was even offered.
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The appellants mount two main attacks on the district
court’s speech-related sanction. First, they argue that the court
lacked a sufficient basis to find that the lawsuit and the settlement
were collusive and that Messrs. Brito and Epstein acted in bad faith.
Second, they contend that the sanction is a broad and impermissible gag order which constitutes a prior restraint and violates the
First Amendment. We conclude that the appellants have not made
a strong showing that they will succeed on either of these grounds.The appellants did not submit or offer any evidence to explain their litigation conduct or demonstrate that the lawsuit and the settlement were not collusive. Given the record before us, the
appellants have not made a strong showing that the district court
committed clear error in its collusion and bad faith findings
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unseelie court reporter @einsofasectional.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
you are so very kind. thank you.
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unseelie court reporter @einsofasectional.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
co-sign. she should get a box of leftover props from a high school production of "Grease" and $200
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unseelie court reporter @einsofasectional.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i had to quit the debate team in high school, it was accentuating all of my worst tendencies; the decisive moment came after I won a debate at a state-level event and another kid I didn't know came up to me and admiringly said "Wow, you're *really* mean!"
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Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Jack Smith defends his team of prosecutors: "I'm extremely proud to have worked with them, and the fact that they have been targeted illegally, lost their jobs illegally, and had their lives turned upside down by this Department of Justice is an outrage."
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unseelie court reporter @einsofasectional.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Gender Studios, I think they're called
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unseelie court reporter @einsofasectional.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I--why are you asking me like you don't know? Of course. Men have wrecked ships on those cheekbones and she doesn't remember any of their names. Her body count [death] is actually higher than his [band]
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unseelie court reporter @einsofasectional.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
whoa, really?
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unseelie court reporter @einsofasectional.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"invisibility would require...very advanced technology, I think!"
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unseelie court reporter @einsofasectional.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"oh that could belong to almost any group of turtles"
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unseelie court reporter @einsofasectional.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the GOP is also very confused about that
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unseelie court reporter @einsofasectional.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
one of the best kind of wins.
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unseelie court reporter @einsofasectional.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
couldn't get Ice-T out of his dressing room and his understudy accidentally handcuffed himself to an exotic pet in New Jersey, I would assume
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unseelie court reporter @einsofasectional.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
this looks like it should be delicious
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unseelie court reporter @einsofasectional.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
ohhh right right right, I couldn't recall what his disease was, thanks
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unseelie court reporter @einsofasectional.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
😍
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unseelie court reporter @einsofasectional.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
why did he have all those baguettes again?
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unseelie court reporter @einsofasectional.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I just haven't seen "prolegomenon" used to mean "necessary precondition" before, I think? but what you said is perfectly understandable, just wasn't sure if I was missing some nuance of meaning
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unseelie court reporter @einsofasectional.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
a grand suggestion. already handled
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unseelie court reporter @einsofasectional.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Brooklyn in domo est
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unseelie court reporter @einsofasectional.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
respectfully, those people are either deeply ignorant and embarrassingly credulous or have a vested interest in the answer to the question being "yes"
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unseelie court reporter @einsofasectional.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I was in grad school with her, but am done, and I know this, and I did anyway! I brought her a charcuterie plate and I'm taking care of dinner tonight. She's been ABD for...well, see, I'm not gonna say because this is something we Don't Need To Talk About.
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unseelie court reporter @einsofasectional.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
now who would consider that dystopian, I wonder
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unseelie court reporter @einsofasectional.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
if I record myself saying "Ow, that hurts!" on my phone and then play it back, it means that my phone can feel pain too
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unseelie court reporter @einsofasectional.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
do you really have a hard time believing that or do you just object to Han chauvinism be honest
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unseelie court reporter @einsofasectional.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
my girlfriend took an extended break from working on her diss today to do some cleaning, then ask me to do some cleaning, and then constantly ask me how the cleaning was going and checking up to make sure I was doing it right, and for some reason she got really mad when I asked if her diss was done
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unseelie court reporter @einsofasectional.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I've been puzzling over that too. Incidentally, it would be pretty noteworthy if people could cash out insurance policies that don't actually pay for anything
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unseelie court reporter @einsofasectional.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
telling my girlfriend that we can talk about her feelings when I'm done reading feminist theory. or maybe tomorrow. tomorrow would be better, got a lot to get through
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unseelie court reporter @einsofasectional.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
oh HELL YEHA
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