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@einsofasectional.bsky.social
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interests: interpretation of words; other people; coding [haha, "boo," right?] ; novels, poems, satire; leftism, fairness, justice status: stay-at-home relation actual BSKY interaction tendencies: eclectic, idiosyncratic

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unseelie court reporter @einsofasectional.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Elizabeth Holmes-Dracula
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unseelie court reporter @einsofasectional.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
sorry, not a fed court girlie but i think it's one of these?
An image of an amazon page displaying an item for sale: the manufacturer is called "Elmo" and the item is a camera/projector combination that allows people to project images of things like documents onto a screen for public display
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unseelie court reporter @einsofasectional.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
my best guess
a screenshot of a CBC news headline and thumbnail showing an elderly man in a suity being escorted by a sheriff's deputy; the headline reads "'You really want to go to war with us?' Lobster dealer intimidation trial hears evidence"
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unseelie court reporter @einsofasectional.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
st:tng s24e7 Data's fascination with 20th century Earth artist Kurosawa Akira reaches its peak in an astonishing sequel to 天国と地獄
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unseelie court reporter @einsofasectional.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
i needed counseling
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unseelie court reporter @einsofasectional.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
see, you get it. also, and this is unrelated, neither here nor there--I know it's silly, but I this is my emotional support alligator (who lives on top of my computer)
a photograph of a corner of a room with two windows looking out at a large brick apartment building across the street; in the room, near the heating vent, a penguin-shaped air purifier sits on a wire rack, and closer to the camera is a desktop computer tower upon which sits a stuffed animal-style, specifically the character "Alligator Loki" from the Marvel TV series "Loki," along with an empty box of Chinese candy and a tiny plastic Jesus from a New Orleans king cake, who has fallen over
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unseelie court reporter @einsofasectional.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
it's genuinely surreal that all these men who simply cannot stop thinking about men and penises and sex and mouths and men and penises keep claiming to be straight
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unseelie court reporter @einsofasectional.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
you know, I think Carl Weathers would be pleased by this post, may he rest in peace
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unseelie court reporter @einsofasectional.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
the same profoundly misguided thing Bernie's doing, apparently. These people have absolutely no idea what this technology is, really, let alone how it works, even in the most general sense.
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unseelie court reporter @einsofasectional.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
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unseelie court reporter @einsofasectional.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
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unseelie court reporter @einsofasectional.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
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unseelie court reporter @einsofasectional.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
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unseelie court reporter @einsofasectional.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
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unseelie court reporter @einsofasectional.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
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unseelie court reporter @einsofasectional.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
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unseelie court reporter @einsofasectional.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
civility means bussing your own table at cafeterias, of course--and it also means not objecting to structural violence, and interestingly, it also means living out weird reactionary fantasies involving farm work, and all of those are really one thing
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unseelie court reporter @einsofasectional.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
if this guy is broke he can't go to college, is this really what you want?
A picture of an otter holding a fish close to its head, very visually similar to a person holding a telephone to their face
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unseelie court reporter @einsofasectional.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
this one feels like something he might just say
an ad for clothing that looks to be from the 1950's, featuring two men who seemt to be mountaineers standing atop a large rock looking at each other while a woman facing away from the camera seems to be hanging off a cliff by a rope one of the men is holding. The ad copy blithely, moronically declares "Men are better than women!"
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unseelie court reporter @einsofasectional.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
heh
a screenshot of a post which reads as follows:

(I make a "mouth" with the side of my hand and draw little eyes above it)

Richard Dawkins: hmmmm

(I put lipstick around the "mouth")

Richard Dawkins, suavely: well hello
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unseelie court reporter @einsofasectional.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
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unseelie court reporter @einsofasectional.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
is this really true?
A screenshot of a section Moira Donegan's article about Marilyn Monroe which reads "MAYBE MONROE’S IMAGE has become synonymous with American national mythology in part because her life enacted one of its core plots: the rags to riches story. Born illegitimate in Hollywood to Gladys Baker Mortenson, a twenty-four-year-old mother already in the midst of her second divorce, the baby girl known as Norma Jeane Mortenson never knew her father and was descended, on her mother’s side, from a family with several generations of mental illness. It’s easy to imagine that she would have lived the kind of desperate, dishonorable life of anonymous marginality that so many are doomed to." with the phrase "desperate, dishonorable life of anonymous marginality that so many are doomed to" highlighted
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unseelie court reporter @einsofasectional.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
[in the middle of the worst role-playing ever] uhhh yes I--yes he does
a screenshot of the facebook app showing a "Reels" section of short-form video from someone's feed, centered on a thumbnail of a video featuring a woman looking at the viewer with a large caption above her reading "Does the NARCISSIST like KISSING?"
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unseelie court reporter @einsofasectional.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
this, too, is the law
A 1965 poster with a plain beige background, a sketch of two hands reaching together from the top and bottom borders, clasped, one brown and one pale, the brown hand reaching up and the pale hand reaching down, entitled "Thou Shalt Not Stand Idly By..." and with that phrase written in alternating lines of Hebrew and English across the top of the canvas. The artist's name is Ben Shahn
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unseelie court reporter @einsofasectional.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
my delight at your graciousness
a screenshot from the music video for Soundgarden's 1994 song "Black Hole Sun," depicting a smiling man with a weirdly distorted and stretched face, likely a visual allusion to the effect of extreme gravitational forces that dramatically distort matter around the event horizon of a black hole
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unseelie court reporter @einsofasectional.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
elon musk is exactly as stupid as this picture looks
photo of elon musk jumping around like a hyperactive kindergartener/complete moron behind Trump, who can barely bring himself to look at Musk, at a 2024 rally
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unseelie court reporter @einsofasectional.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
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unseelie court reporter @einsofasectional.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
A meme I made in the format of the internet-famous scene from the Playstation game "Castlevania: Symphony of the Night" where Dracula parlays in a desultory fashion with Richter Belmost before their expository battle, but I  made it so Dracula is saying "What? No, I'm Catholic--this is Jesus's blood."
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unseelie court reporter @einsofasectional.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
a meme made on Frinkiac dot com, i.e. a screenshot from The Simpsons, that pictures a grainy prison-escape-themed videogame where you can lose by getting the electric chair
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unseelie court reporter @einsofasectional.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
i think it's a subway station in queens, the image was just reflected as in a mirror
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unseelie court reporter @einsofasectional.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
I did say that I might have been misunderstanding Karen, and I think I did. I also didn't fully understand where Donegan was coming from until I read this reply
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unseelie court reporter @einsofasectional.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
fue es como eso Brosephine?
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unseelie court reporter @einsofasectional.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
90 g of citrus peels + 90 g of sugar yielded about 45 g of golden, sweet, bright, intensely-flavored oleosaccharum. One teaspoon transforms seltzer into a fine Italian soda or a cup of liquor into a dazzling mixed drink. Next time: powdered sugar only; better mix of citrus fruits; larger quantity
A photo of a small jar filled about 1/3 of the way with golden-yellow oleo-saccharum (which is a sweet, rich syrup made of sugar and citrus fruit oils) held in my left hand, in my kitchen; the counter, stove, and radiator are visible, familiar sights to anyone who's ever lived in an NYC apartment in the last 10 years
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unseelie court reporter @einsofasectional.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
it's about fucking time, but of course not anywhere near enough. The GOP didn't mind leaving the government shut down from October 1st to November 13th last year, and the GOP has been talking about how there will be another government shutdown for several days now at least.
A press release from Chuck Schumer indicating, in light of yet another completely innocent person being executed in the street by ICE, that Senate Democrats will not provide votes for any appropriations bill (which requires passage by 1/30/26 to avert a shutdown) that includes DHS funding unless ICE's abuses of power are stopped.
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unseelie court reporter @einsofasectional.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Santa Claus is Pregnant
the famous photo of george w. bush on the morning of 9/11, 2001, as he was informed of the event in real time during a photo-op of reading to kindergarten children
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unseelie court reporter @einsofasectional.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
i see what's happening here
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unseelie court reporter @einsofasectional.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
arguably cheating
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unseelie court reporter @einsofasectional.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
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unseelie court reporter @einsofasectional.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Nobody said it like Pete. I confess that a different scene came to mind first for me though
A screenshot from an episode of "The Simpsons" in which Homer is stuck in a tar pit: he calmly remarks that he will reach in and pulls his legs out with his arms, and after getting further stuck attempting that, declares that he will instead pulls his arms out with his face
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unseelie court reporter @einsofasectional.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
he's got it bad for Zohran
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unseelie court reporter @einsofasectional.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
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unseelie court reporter @einsofasectional.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
absolute icon
a photo of Alice Bag, an iconic 1970's LA punk rock pioneer and first generation Mexican American,  taken in the early 1980's; her hair is mostly short but longer in the front, jet-black, covering one eye, and her makeup is bold, dark, dramatic, suiting her black leather jacket and fishnet gloves.
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unseelie court reporter @einsofasectional.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
what a vexatiously tendentious misreading. as if any analysis of global economic and productive forces which identifies two distinct and incongruent interests implies a moral judgment predicated on a moral binary.
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unseelie court reporter @einsofasectional.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
I think Howard the Duck might be a kappa?
a screenshot of a google search result for "Kappa" which includes several pictures of the mythical creature
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unseelie court reporter @einsofasectional.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
...Beavis???
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unseelie court reporter @einsofasectional.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
lest anyone think Kirk was *merely* a virulent anti-Semite, it seems he never met a kind of bigotry he didn't happily spread, like a socio-cultural Typhoid Mary
A screenshot of Google search results which list just some of the many atrocious things Charles Kirk said about Black people, the Civil Rights Movement, Muslims, queer people, and women; all of these remarks were exceedingly bigoted and hateful
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unseelie court reporter @einsofasectional.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
"Practicing politics the right way," huh?
A photograph of a Media Matters article from 2023 with the headline "Charlie Kirk blames 'Jewish Dollars' for funding 'cultural Marxist ideas'", with a sub-headline reading "Kirk says that 'cultural Marxist ideas' need to be 'cleanse[d]'"
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unseelie court reporter @einsofasectional.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
I didn't find that one, but I *did* find this one, which I reported for impersonation
a screenshot of an account impersonating Marisa Kabas's bluesky account, with her first name misspelled in the handle
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