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Chris

@ehygon.bsky.social
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🇨🇦 |🏳️‍🌈 INTJ Lost boy, fully domesticated

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Chris @ehygon.bsky.social · 7h
I wish I knew a man with big nuts like that 😔
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Chris @ehygon.bsky.social · 8h
This is what that word conjures for me
I LIVE in an HOA; I LAUGH at Tim Allen; I LOVE calling the cops
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Chris @ehygon.bsky.social · 17h
$12 for a chode brew??
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Chris @ehygon.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
That fruity booty 👌🏻
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Chris @ehygon.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I would imagine. So they don’t have to caption the dialogue in same language
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Chris @ehygon.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
It is very yonic
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Chris @ehygon.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
My grandmother moved (t)here from England in the 60s and her neighbours thought she was deaf for weeks because she couldn’t understand any of them/refused to speak to them. It only got sightly better over time, and she was still a cunt about it.
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Chris @ehygon.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Nudes are a gift and I just love receiving gifts. Lots of gifts. #gratitude
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Chris @ehygon.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It melted/the hood kinda cooked it
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Chris @ehygon.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
When I was a kid, my bestie left his silly putty on the hood of his grandfather’s new truck in the summer sun. I learned some special words not found in the Bible that day.
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Chris @ehygon.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I’m vers in that I’m happy to see either or
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Chris @ehygon.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
You look very cute here ✌🏻
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Chris @ehygon.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Such a long week and I desperately do not want to go to the grocery store rn. I have resorted to bribery. “If I go, I will buy myself a treat”
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Chris @ehygon.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Why do you use it?
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Chris @ehygon.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
You were hella pressed about that cake huh I thought it was beautiful btw but we can all be our worst critics!
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Chris @ehygon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
A question for @booternextdoor.bsky.social
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Chris @ehygon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Oh that wasn’t about identify, it was about resemblance. Look at that thing topographically. You could take a cross section on many planes and they would look similar. Look at it the ingredients. Aside from all those nitrates so hotdogs don’t kill you, it’s basically the same.
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Chris @ehygon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
You’re right. The closest food to a hot dog would be a sausage roll. A hot dog is an (impoverished version of a) savoury pastry.
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Chris @ehygon.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Ate ~half a pineapple last night (it’s been diced and in my fridge for a few days) and today my mouth is just raw 😔😔😔
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Chris @ehygon.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You can work through internalized homophobia. I once dated a guy who was so proud to be “straight passing” (reader, he was not 😂). But now he’s a hairdresser with a gaggle of little slipper sized dogs! My point is, you can do it too.
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Chris @ehygon.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I think tv shows should do a better job of depicting what this actually looks and sounds like. I know it’s traumatic to see grandma practically getting spatchcocked like a giant chicken, but people should know. Then see how many grandmas are full code.
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Chris @ehygon.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Very well styled, I love it
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Chris @ehygon.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I think you should feel guilty for not taking more time.
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Chris @ehygon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Then you can be a real latino who hates tajin 🤷🏻‍♂️ Also if it makes you feel sick why wouldn’t you hate it. Food aversion can be learned from as little as one bad experience. It’s hardwired into us for survival~
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Chris @ehygon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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The Why Files: Poltergeist TV Scene
Alt: The Why Files: Poltergeist TV Scene
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Chris @ehygon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Do you need to fit the archetype to be a member of the group?
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Chris @ehygon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Why are we worrying about the plague?
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Chris @ehygon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Very cool! Congrats!
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Chris @ehygon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
To show off your body, you should tie it under your tits like
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Britney Spears - Baby One More Time Dance
Alt: Britney Spears - Baby One More Time Dance
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Chris @ehygon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I never gave that possibility (one directional vacuuming) a thought. I think you’re right about being ripped off
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Chris @ehygon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
You mean it’s bisucksual? (What does that mean, both ways? What are the two ways? That’s where my mind goes.)
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Chris @ehygon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I know my role, and that’s not it
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Meat Loaf: I Won't Do That (Live Performance)
Alt: Meat Loaf: I Won't Do That (Live Performance)
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Chris @ehygon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Happy birthday 🎂
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Chris @ehygon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Watched this at like 8/9 years old with my brother and his friend, regretted it.
youtu.be
TALES FROM THE CRYPT: DEMON KNIGHT | The Demon Betrayal (1995) Movie CLIP 4K
YouTube video by JoBlo Horror 4K
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Chris @ehygon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I don’t know where I learned this, but sometimes you can make your 🦴 go away by just flexing a muscle as hard as you can and holding it. (Also, I bet y’all wish you knew that trick when you were a teenage schoolboy, I know I do!)
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Chris @ehygon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I can’t wait to see this, it comes out this week~
youtu.be
Other Mommy | Official Trailer 2
YouTube video by Universal Pictures
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Chris @ehygon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Happy belated!
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Chris @ehygon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I know the difference but, you both could do worse! And you look very happy. It’d be a very reasonable thing for a stranger to think.
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Chris @ehygon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I used to like these but now I can’t make them work 😞 my vision is too bad
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Chris @ehygon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Worse than stepping on a spider in my apartment? Finding one I already stepped on and didn’t notice 🥴🥴
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Chris @ehygon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Immortalized ✅
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Chris @ehygon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I probably should have realized that, but I just like being helpful 😇 and thank you for the acknowledgment 💕
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Chris @ehygon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
They basically just measured bad vibes (electricity) and did math to determine “If the bad vibes amount to this much, who carries this much bad vibes?” And realized it was a team effort (the team = the electrolytes). Does that work better? 😂
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Chris @ehygon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
They theorized there are channels which are kinda one way streets for ions to go home, and I forget how that played out (sorry hun!) Anyway, that’s how your ghost moves your machine.
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Chris @ehygon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Based on the makeup of certain ions (ie, a chloride ion has however many protons+/neutrons/electrons-) they could calculate what would account for the difference in inside/outside charge, and what gets moved in or out to carry the signal. Then they had to explain repolarization (resetting)
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Chris @ehygon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This meant you could see a nerve firing as it happened, and the change in polarity that carried it from the cell body to the terminal branches, as well as the repolarization.
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Chris @ehygon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I can give you a partial answer, to the best of my memory. I haven’t used this knowledge for like 15 years. Some organisms have few, large neurons (I believe they studied a sea slug) and this allowed them to measure the polar difference between inside/outside the axon when it was triggered.
Drawing of a neuron
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Chris @ehygon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
How do you dance with three legs?
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Chris @ehygon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Your reminder to get tested cake
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Chris @ehygon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
😮‍💨 I like this look, Jem
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