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Chris @ehygon.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Such a long week and I desperately do not want to go to the grocery store rn. I have resorted to bribery. “If I go, I will buy myself a treat”

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Chris @ehygon.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Ate ~half a pineapple last night (it’s been diced and in my fridge for a few days) and today my mouth is just raw 😔😔😔

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Chris @ehygon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Worse than stepping on a spider in my apartment? Finding one I already stepped on and didn’t notice 🥴🥴

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Chris @ehygon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I just finished this; I loved it 👌🏻👌🏻

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Chris @ehygon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I watched obsession tonight; it’s free on prime so I thought, why not. That poem 😭

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Obsession 2025

Alt: Obsession 2025

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Chris @ehygon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

New Tove Lo making me sad and horny in the park? Stop that 🥴

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Them: Where do you see yourself in five years? Me:

Still from the television show The Simpsons showing Bart peering and squinting out his bedroom windows with his hand on the half drawn curtain casting him in shadow and making him look sinister

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Chris @ehygon.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I bought this yarn to make this sweater because 1) it is primarily cashmere and 2) it was incredibly cheap but we’ll see if that plan comes to fruition

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Chris @ehygon.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Not me nearly dropping my window ac unit on myself because I was so startled when a millipede came crawling over the edge #natureisscary

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Chris @ehygon.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Every time I put acid on my face I’m like ‘damn, my shit is so smooth,’ and I want to keep touching it. But we mustn’t.

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topher @topherrr.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Put your dicks away you whores this is a day of MOURNING

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Chris @ehygon.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Accidentally flirted with a woman at Costco when I was just trying to be helpful 😵‍💫😫 i am too awkward for my own good sometimes

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Chris @ehygon.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Everyone is shitting on this logo, that looks like my god damn (left-handed) handwriting 😤😫

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You Hate Me

ALT: You Hate Me

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Chris @ehygon.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Peking duck pizza. Roasted duck meat, hoisin sauce base, curls of Parmesan and arugula.

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Chris @ehygon.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

No cheating post your lock screen

Lock screen photo screenshot; it’s a cluster of small purple flowers

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Chris @ehygon.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

These are growing over about a third of my yard, it seems

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Chris @ehygon.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

I just finished reading Only Revolutions by Mark Z. Danielewski. I really liked the concept, but it was hard to enjoy a book that takes so much focus to understand 😵‍💫

The first page Sam’s account, from the book Only Revolutions

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Chris @ehygon.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

I just walked past a guy running and vaping simultaneously. Get it gurl?

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Chris @ehygon.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Okay so three times now this week, a bird has flown into the window; twice in the day and now once at night. Feeling very threatened but also special in like a chosen one kinda way 🥰

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Chris @ehygon.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Rewatching Maxxxine, one of the last (if not literally) movies I saw in theatres. I rarely rewatch anything, but she deserves it

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Mia Goth as Raeswae in Halter Top

ALT: Mia Goth as Raeswae in Halter Top

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Chris @ehygon.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

There was a bug in my shoe this morning; I felt and heard it squish beneath my foot as I put it on. (Sorry little guy! 😬)

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Chris @ehygon.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Some of y’all have a lot of complaints about ‘the smell,’ and no curiosity about where it came from.

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Chris @ehygon.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Finally listening to Confessions II let’s see what all this bitching is about..

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Chris @ehygon.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Babysitting my one year old nephew today. He’s pulled out so much chest hair I’m booking a flight to Turkey as soon as he gets picked up (on my sister’s dime of course)

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Chris @ehygon.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Twice last night, I dreamt about animals killing people. Very graphic ones too .Suffice to say, I am dead tired today 😵‍💫

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Chris @ehygon.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Just a little cleanup now that the heat has finally arrived #haircut

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Chris @ehygon.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

I hear thunder, I love a good storm 🤗🤗

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Chris @ehygon.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

I have spent my whole day passing (the pieces of) a kidney stone, I want to kms 😩😩😩

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Chris @ehygon.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

My right titty is tender today and I’m not sure why 😩

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Chris @ehygon.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

There’s this baby bird perched outside my window and it’s too chubby to fly, and it’s just chirping away like some kind of alarm. I wish I could keep it 😭

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Chris @ehygon.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

It’s your time crybabies

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Chris @ehygon.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

It’s so hot and humid that I’m sitting on my balls like a brooding hen 😩

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Chris @ehygon.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

I love artichokes so much, could eat them everyday

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Chris @ehygon.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

Everyone on Bluesky is out in their sluttiest shorts, and there’s a frost advisory here for tonight 😭😭 I feel like I’m being punished on a karmic level

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Chris @ehygon.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

Why lilies gotta smell so bad

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Chris @ehygon.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

Had dinner with my nephews; always really shocking how much teenagers can eat 😵‍💫

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Chris @ehygon.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

Looking for my earbuds this morning and I’m starting to think I laundered them 😭😭

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