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Eboneezer Goode - FDT - Trump Broke America.

@egoode.bsky.social
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🩷💜💙 "My life has become a single, ongoing revelation that I haven’t been cynical enough." - Chrisjen Avasarala "Life is pain. Anyone who says otherwise is selling something." - Dread Pirate Roberts I am a hypocrite & contradiction. Fuck you. Make Me.

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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 11m
when your cat refuses to eat slowly

Large drainage pipes mounted on the wall of a building empty into a canal, with each pipe covered by a hinged metal flap shaped like a smiling cat's head with pointed ears. Water gushes rapidly out of one open cat-mouth valve.
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Kaitlin Kal Lee @kaitlinkallee.bsky.social · 17h
Agreed 🤷🏽‍♀️
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Toni Widmo, Amalu of 𒀭Inanna-Ishtar @chaoshex.net · 52m
It can't possibly be because of this right? bsky.app/profile/alfi...
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Eboneezer Goode - FDT - Trump Broke America. @egoode.bsky.social · 16m
Because it’s fucking expensive and billionaires have all the fucking money.
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🇨🇦 👊🇨🇦 @sorry-iamcanadian.bsky.social · 9h
"I am sitting on the back of a man. He is sinking under my burden. I will do anything to help him. Except stepping down from his back." The Orange Plague, is designed by Danish sculptor Jens Galschiet (@gallerigalschiot) On display at the European Parliament building in Strasbourg, France.
A sculpture of a gold leaf covered naked and obese Donald Trump sitting on the shoulders of a man.
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Eboneezer Goode - FDT - Trump Broke America. @egoode.bsky.social · 18m
America has turned into a cancer.
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Brandi Buchman @brandibuchman.bsky.social · 22m
Tree as old as the country. If this isn't a metaphor.
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Michelle says: Be kind. Always. ❤️ @snarkysillysad.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Specialized weight training: #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/heartwarmi...
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Uffdafuckingda @uffdada.bsky.social · 8h
Kids today have zero idea what boredom is. ZERO.
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 16h
Psycho. He’s an absolute psycho.
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Eboneezer Goode - FDT - Trump Broke America. @egoode.bsky.social · 9h
I will not watch @ms.now while they’re rehabilitating Thom Fucking Tillis.
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Eboneezer Goode - FDT - Trump Broke America. @egoode.bsky.social · 9h
No, thanks. It has its place in the work that I do.
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 9h
25 years ago today, the U.S. launched its war in Afghanistan. Weeks earlier, Barbara Lee was the only member of Congress to vote against the 2001 Authorization of Military Force, warning it would be a blank check for forever wars. History has proven her lonely and courageous vote right.
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Spanx
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Eboneezer Goode - FDT - Trump Broke America. @egoode.bsky.social · 9h
But DOGE made things better by cutting the CDC! They said they made things better!
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Eboneezer Goode - FDT - Trump Broke America. @egoode.bsky.social · 10h
Captain Trips.
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LorennaCleary.bsky.social @lorennacleary.bsky.social · 10h
Novel virus: Hi there! Me: NARP! www.kcci.com/article/unkn...
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Unknown virus leaves some Iowa patients sick for weeks
A runny nose, cough and congestion, but tests for common illnesses come back negative. What a Des Moines nurse practitioner says patients should know about an unidentified sickness sweeping the area.
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Eboneezer Goode - FDT - Trump Broke America. @egoode.bsky.social · 10h
For that much money, what whore wouldn’t?
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Eboneezer Goode - FDT - Trump Broke America. @egoode.bsky.social · 10h
She wants her paycheck.
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Eboneezer Goode - FDT - Trump Broke America. @egoode.bsky.social · 10h
Yeah. He likes McDonald’s steak. With ketchup.
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Corey O'Neill @coreyoneill.bsky.social · 10h
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Eboneezer Goode - FDT - Trump Broke America. @egoode.bsky.social · 10h
Especially since it never lands them in jail where they belong. We’re not getting rid of them without guillotines, I fear.
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Eboneezer Goode - FDT - Trump Broke America. @egoode.bsky.social · 10h
I wasn’t even thought of in the 1950s. But it’s the same.
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Eboneezer Goode - FDT - Trump Broke America. @egoode.bsky.social · 10h
⭐️ and guess who gets a gold star on their homework? That’s right, Mike! You do!
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Mike Masnick @masnick.com · 11h
All these guys spent all this effort to get "fuck you" money and can't even bring themselves, even once, to use it to say "fuck you" to Trump. Pathetic.
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Eboneezer Goode - FDT - Trump Broke America. @egoode.bsky.social · 10h
What, too soon?
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Eboneezer Goode - FDT - Trump Broke America. @egoode.bsky.social · 10h
Was doing his toes…
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Perfect Pedicure: Red Nails & Foot Care
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 10h
Texas Governor Greg Abbott couldn’t find the time to campaign with Trump at the rally in his state tonight. Must be a busy guy.
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Eboneezer Goode - FDT - Trump Broke America. @egoode.bsky.social · 10h
There are days that works too.
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Eboneezer Goode - FDT - Trump Broke America. @egoode.bsky.social · 10h
And money. Lots and lots of fucking money. Hell, you think women wore corsets for fun back in the day?
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Eboneezer Goode - FDT - Trump Broke America. @egoode.bsky.social · 10h
I have never seen a billionaire kiss an ass and come out with shit on their lips like that.
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 10h
somewhere his wife is like “wait what”
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Sickos Haha Yes
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Eboneezer Goode - FDT - Trump Broke America. @egoode.bsky.social · 10h
Dear consultants: don’t send me a satisfaction survey like you’re McDonald’s. I spend $500k a year with each of you. You can at least have your PMs have a conversation with me.
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Eboneezer Goode - FDT - Trump Broke America. @egoode.bsky.social · 11h
This is the single dumbest idea I’ve ever heard come from the Republican Party. We no longer want the have all the best and brightest people here? Pledging allegiance to America? We’d rather other countries have them? It’s almost as if they don’t know what made America great in the first place.
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The Washington Post @washingtonpost.com · 11h
The Trump administration proposed charging universities up to $100,000 for each international student they recommend to work in the U.S. after graduation, a cost that experts say could be passed on to students.
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Universities may face up to $100K in fees for foreign students to work in U.S.
The policy could sharply curtail access to a popular work program and lead to further disruptions to international enrollment.
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Eboneezer Goode - FDT - Trump Broke America. @egoode.bsky.social · 11h
This is the single dumbest idea I’ve ever heard come from the Republican Party. We no longer want the have all the best and brightest people here? Pledging allegiance to America? We’d rather other countries have them? It’s almost as if they don’t know what made America great in the first place.
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Strictly 4 My Navigators @lizzslockeroom.bsky.social · 11h
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Eboneezer Goode - FDT - Trump Broke America. @egoode.bsky.social · 12h
The truth is: there are no gods.
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Eboneezer Goode - FDT - Trump Broke America. @egoode.bsky.social · 12h
Karl simply has the best man cavern(s).
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Bill Grueskin @bgrueskin.bsky.social · 12h
We’re going to need a new Pulitzer category this year for Best Leaked Audio of a GOP Senate Candidate
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Appalachian Blue @republicofcascadia.bsky.social · 15h
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💙Christine Slemmer💙 @slem63.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Eboneezer Goode - FDT - Trump Broke America. @egoode.bsky.social · 14h
Yes, but it only cost $1 million... ... ...
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Paul Waldman @paulwaldman.bsky.social · 16h
In case you were wondering, they STILL haven't managed to fix the Reflecting Pool, six months after work began
Livestream image taken from the Washington Monument, showing the Reflecting Pool still empty
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Eboneezer Goode - FDT - Trump Broke America. @egoode.bsky.social · 14h
At least they know what they are.
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Eboneezer Goode - FDT - Trump Broke America. @egoode.bsky.social · 14h
Yes. Yes, I can.
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Eboneezer Goode - FDT - Trump Broke America. @egoode.bsky.social · 14h
What an enormous walking piece of shit.
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