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Valkyrie

@eggslut.bsky.social
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27 - UK - Uma Musume gave me gender dysphoria. I share weird porn sometimes. No minors cmdr-valkyrie.carrd.co

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Valkyrie @eggslut.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
RAAAAAAAAGH I WILL GIVE SO MANY CUTE GIRLS UPPIES
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Valkyrie @eggslut.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
don’t worry the horsefem fanfic discord server has seen this, 50 more transfem horsegirls coming right up
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Valkyrie @eggslut.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
dogonline.net/dog/Soupuppy add me on dog online, the only good video game shes so fucking awesome F7U5H2G7
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Valkyrie @eggslut.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
And just to confirm, directly from the gov.uk website themselves: www.gov.uk/taking-sick-... “Employers cannot force employees to take annual leave when they’re eligible for sick leave.” Can’t get much clearer than that
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Valkyrie @eggslut.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Valkyrie @eggslut.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
They turned my music into a bunnygirl
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Valkyrie @eggslut.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Samson Big
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Valkyrie @eggslut.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
when the samson big
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Valkyrie @eggslut.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I finally have a use for the weird secret compartment my case has
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Valkyrie @eggslut.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
CHECK THE FUCKING SPREAD GIRLIES. TOMORROW EVENING AFTER 10 FUCKING YEARS, VALKYRIE GETS TO START HRT
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Valkyrie @eggslut.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
oh huh. inchresting... i thought i did kinda awful on this. hmmmmstve
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Valkyrie @eggslut.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Air Shakur said this I think
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Valkyrie @eggslut.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Shoulder presses ARE real and they CAN hurt you
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Valkyrie @eggslut.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Elephant women: get fucking lifted
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Valkyrie @eggslut.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
back to back rura pathetic moments
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Valkyrie @eggslut.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
it was weirdly empty today so i just did a bit of everything to learn what I can handle
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Valkyrie @eggslut.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
hey ladies ummmmm. lifts you
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Valkyrie @eggslut.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
this is so fucked up. transwomen could have installed linux on these thinkpads but no they’ve been destroyed…
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Valkyrie @eggslut.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
First day at the gym today after spending the last 2 years *very* inactive… Bwah. Feel good though. I think
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Valkyrie @eggslut.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
attention shark girls! fucking lifts you
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Valkyrie @eggslut.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
This is the saddest email I've received in a long time
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Valkyrie @eggslut.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
many such cases
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Valkyrie @eggslut.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
using my votes for only the most important accounts. @imhappymeek.bsky.social is the greatest influencer bsky38.com/vote
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Valkyrie @eggslut.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I use Arch btw (part 2)
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Valkyrie @eggslut.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
huh, imagine that, Windows. You don't need 12GB of RAM to sit around idle! Crazy!
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Valkyrie @eggslut.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Hey BTW I use Arch Linux
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Valkyrie @eggslut.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
WAIT NO FUCK THE LINUX PERVERTS HAVE FOOLED ME INTO DOWNLOADING ARCH LINUX NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Valkyrie @eggslut.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Just have to clone my old boot drive and then in 2.5 hours I will be free
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Valkyrie @eggslut.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
was looking for a pic of a plush and stumbled upon an ebay store that puts all of the plushies they sell into silly poses and it's frankly the best marketing i've ever seen i love this
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Valkyrie @eggslut.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
minecraft is finally good again
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Valkyrie @eggslut.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
SO true oomf
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Valkyrie @eggslut.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
took my fuku out to look at some awesome fucking orbs this is the greatest umamusume update ever. of if i can’t do this in GTA6 they’ve wasted 2 billion dollars
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Valkyrie @eggslut.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Wow
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Valkyrie @eggslut.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
they sent like 4 Sigrids in 2 minutes will someone PLEASE cosplay Sigrid so @velocitycatte.space can get this out of their system
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Valkyrie @eggslut.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
i think @velocitycatte.space might be gay for the new horsegirl
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Valkyrie @eggslut.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
every channel gets a fuku
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Valkyrie @eggslut.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Had to RMA my Corsair RM650, it stopped putting out enough power to power the GPU for some reason. I sent them the GPU on Monday and now they're already replaced it with an RM750x???? A free upgrade????? What the fuck?????
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Valkyrie @eggslut.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
we respect the flag on this account 🫡
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Valkyrie @eggslut.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
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Valkyrie @eggslut.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
you heard the cat, chat. everyone give @velocitycatte.space sloppy stirrup footjobs
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Valkyrie @eggslut.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
sooooo true oomf
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Valkyrie @eggslut.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
sloppy horsegirl sleevejob stocks are way up
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Valkyrie @eggslut.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
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Valkyrie @eggslut.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
oh digitan what is wrong with you #umamusume
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Valkyrie @eggslut.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Her stupid fucking face i love digitan
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Valkyrie @eggslut.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
ppl really out here living my dream life damn
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Valkyrie @eggslut.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
dont look at horsegirl tits and drive, chat
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Valkyrie @eggslut.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
my fish is transgender now this is awesome
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Valkyrie @eggslut.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
THE CHIBIS HAVE ESCAPED
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Valkyrie @eggslut.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Literally not even 24 hours ago btw
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