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Egg Slice @eggslice.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Had my first Brexit induced work headache, fucking David Cameron you twat

Egg Slice @eggslice.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

If you put a house online and put fuck ass ai generated pictures in your listing I am not fucking looking at your listing

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Egg Slice @eggslice.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Hey BBC, why did you just give Apple a free advert?

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Egg Slice @eggslice.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

The photographer in me loves this picture. The framing, lighting, colours, the slightly out of focus foreground Oysters, the perfect glass of champagne 🧑‍🍳😘

Nigel 'man of the people' Farage eating Oysters and Champagne for lunch

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Egg Slice @eggslice.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

A shop with an adjoined communal area and kitchen. Free to enter, no bringing in other food. The shop prices are slightly marked up to pay for the cooking facilities. Friendly to people away from home who want to be cheap, or homeless people, or just as a general dinner meet up spot

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Egg Slice @eggslice.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Yes. I want a language learning app that is as addicting as Reels, and as likely as Reels to show me a sexually explicit video

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Egg Slice @eggslice.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

If you are a pensioner on <£35k/year you get winter fuel payments. So @naturalengland.bsky.social, how can you justify paying <£35k to someone with experience in line management, leading projects, ML/DL, coding, DB's, large scale data etc etc? www.civilservicejobs.service.gov.uk/csr/jobs.cgi...

civilservicejobs.service.gov.uk

Quick Check Needed

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Egg Slice @eggslice.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

My English ass brain is folding in on itself after seeing and smelling rain for the first time in 3 months

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Egg Slice @eggslice.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Are there any political parties that want to ban short form video yet?

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Egg Slice @eggslice.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Bingo? More like Bin go to the polls

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Egg Slice @eggslice.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Throwing a ball repeatedly for a dog that likes balls is their equivalent of scrolling short form video. No learning, no progress, tonnes of short term dopamine "OH SHIT I CAUGHT THE BALL AGAIN"

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Egg Slice @eggslice.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

⚡ MapTap Challenge Round - Aug 10 www.maptap.gg/challenge 96🏅 100🎯 92👑 99🔥 99🔥 Score: 974 in 22.5s (3.0s to spare!)

maptap.gg

MapTap Adventures

Play MapTap Adventures - explore all world capitals on a 3D globe with interactive geography gameplay.

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Egg Slice @eggslice.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

It's 2027. The announcement of the remake of the remake of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory has caused a civil war within Hollywood The war is about a lack of originality within new movies Newer actors and the vast majority of the general public Vs the elite actors and directors

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Egg Slice @eggslice.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

The countryside mind cannot fathom not being able to find a seat in a pub

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Egg Slice @eggslice.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

It's actually criminal the amount of capex Microsoft have spent on ai and the windows 11 file explorer is still this fucking buggy

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Fourfoot @fourfoot.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Fantasy keyboard shortcuts. Ctrl+U - instantly plays old episodes of Animal Magic. Ctrl+@ - turns WiFi off for every other laptop within 10 miles. Ctrl+J - sends email titled “go fuck yourself” to your MP. Ctrl+O - says soothing things Ctrl+Alt+Q - makes you a cup of tea and sucks you off.

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Egg Slice @eggslice.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

4 word horror story: "Team's notifications while shitting"

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Egg Slice @eggslice.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

The gulf between the scientists doing science on this, and everyone else screaming about it, is massive. I see it as a case of the boy who cried wolf. If you spend every other day hating Musk for doing something menial then nobody will care when he actually does one of his genuinely evil things

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Victoria Rose Richards @aerialembroidery.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

'You'll choke too' - an aerial embroidery landscape inspired by all the wildfires happening right now... I'm upset every time I smell smoke outside and somehow we have people starting them maliciously too! But we all breathe the same air so they'll choke too (1/2 - see thread for close-ups)

An embroidery hoop containing a sewn landscape from above. It shows a forest on the right, a line of fire and charred ground with smoke on the left. The smoke is felted wool.

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Egg Slice @eggslice.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Anyone know if they do doggy as well or...

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Egg Slice @eggslice.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Uhhhhhhhh. Why is this a thing

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Egg Slice @eggslice.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

People who know nothing about the space industry posting horse shit because they don't like Elon is great, keep it up. Keep proving that you don't know what you're talking about

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Egg Slice @eggslice.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Prison for promoting harmful lies

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Egg Slice @eggslice.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

I'm always caught out by the reasons that people like or dislike politicians. I heard someone in the pub say confidently that they're increasing our taxes because we send all our money to India as foreign aid. Fact check: "in 2024 the UK received more aid from India than it gave"

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Egg Slice @eggslice.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Is anyone else stuck with the headache that is Trimble dropping support for eCognition?

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Egg Slice @eggslice.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Weetabix, England, fuckin' shredded wheat, Kelloggs cunts

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Egg Slice @eggslice.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

I'm game for anything but I talk dribble. Yeah me too, random Derby woman, me to

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Egg Slice @eggslice.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Sir Humphrey Appleby tricks Andy Burnham into a false sense of security. Circa.2026

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Egg Slice @eggslice.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

The most unbearable team lost

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Egg Slice @eggslice.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Oh my god how much of a twat can a single team people be?

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Egg Slice @eggslice.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Do you when Trump said he could stand in New York and shoot somebody and nobody would care? He should do that but against an Argentinian player rn

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Egg Slice @eggslice.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

They need a mic on the ref like they have in rugby. So we can hear these pathetic little crets screaming at the ref

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Shar A @sharal.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Americans ruin fucking eveything

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Egg Slice @eggslice.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Why are Americans like this

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Egg Slice @eggslice.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Kane is a cannonball chained around England football team's ankle

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Egg Slice @eggslice.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Boring ahhhh apocalypse, need a new one. The writers are just using last season's shit. Wildfires? War with Iran? Just give us something new

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Egg Slice @eggslice.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

An $80bn sell off of $spcx because a rocket scrubbed, causing a 1 day delay, is crazy. Is the rational market in the room with us now?

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Egg Slice @eggslice.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Actually kinda morbidly interested in how this starship launch impacts the stock price in aftermarket. Does the market still think it's a rocket company or AI only?

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Ash @queerash.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Drilling in the North Sea is what I call my holidays in Whitby

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Egg Slice @eggslice.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Climate change in pictures: A ski lift in Scotland, obscured by wildfire smoke

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