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Egg Slice

@eggslice.bsky.social
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Egg Slice @eggslice.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The photographer in me loves this picture. The framing, lighting, colours, the slightly out of focus foreground Oysters, the perfect glass of champagne 🧑‍🍳😘
Nigel 'man of the people' Farage eating Oysters and Champagne for lunch
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Egg Slice @eggslice.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
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Egg Slice @eggslice.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
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Egg Slice @eggslice.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
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Egg Slice @eggslice.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Anyone know if they do doggy as well or...
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Egg Slice @eggslice.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Hear me out, he likes gold right?
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Egg Slice @eggslice.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
It's fine, we're just embracing the Mediterranean life
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Egg Slice @eggslice.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
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Egg Slice @eggslice.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
SLS is at $31bn and Starship is at $15bn
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Egg Slice @eggslice.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
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Egg Slice @eggslice.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
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Egg Slice @eggslice.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I'm game for anything but I talk dribble. Yeah me too, random Derby woman, me to
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Egg Slice @eggslice.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Sir Humphrey Appleby tricks Andy Burnham into a false sense of security. Circa.2026
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Egg Slice @eggslice.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Hydration break
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Egg Slice @eggslice.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Climate change in pictures: A ski lift in Scotland, obscured by wildfire smoke
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Egg Slice @eggslice.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Hydration break
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Egg Slice @eggslice.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
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Egg Slice @eggslice.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
AI, fuck off
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Egg Slice @eggslice.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
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Egg Slice @eggslice.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
U wot
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Egg Slice @eggslice.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahagahahahahahahahhahahaha
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Egg Slice @eggslice.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Hydration break
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Egg Slice @eggslice.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
You can see the scar of ground works which is HS2, directly passing through not the Cotswolds
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Egg Slice @eggslice.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Hydration break
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Egg Slice @eggslice.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Dude chill out
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Egg Slice @eggslice.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Hydration break
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Egg Slice @eggslice.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Hydration break
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Egg Slice @eggslice.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
This Kier is no more! It has ceased to be! It’s expired and gone to meet its maker! This is a late Kier! Bereft of life! It rests in peace! If you hadn’t nailed it to the perch, it would be pushing up the daisies! It’s run down the curtain and joined the choir invisible! THIS IS AN EX-KIER!
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Egg Slice @eggslice.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
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Egg Slice @eggslice.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
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Egg Slice @eggslice.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
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Egg Slice @eggslice.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
I feel like the tech workers have slowly lost their way - return to this
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Egg Slice @eggslice.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
So Nigel Farage took £25,000 for a flight to the Maldives on a humanitarian aid mission and nobody has spoken about it???
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Egg Slice @eggslice.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
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Egg Slice @eggslice.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
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Egg Slice @eggslice.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
www.google.com/maps/d/u/2/e... Does this work? Can't reply or quote post @simonpegg.bsky.social
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Egg Slice @eggslice.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Any civil engineering firm associated with this project needs to be investigated for fraud
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Egg Slice @eggslice.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Happy to report their rating is 5/5
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Egg Slice @eggslice.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
A £30k salary in 2006 should be £63k now. Which is roughly the same as £40k in 2016
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Egg Slice @eggslice.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
mmmm🤤🤤🤤🤤slags🤤🤤🤤🤤
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Egg Slice @eggslice.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
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Egg Slice @eggslice.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
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Egg Slice @eggslice.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
The best I can do, with the minimal effort I have in me, is a map of polling stations in Wigan (Because they made their data open source)
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Egg Slice @eggslice.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
I said a hip, a hop, a hip
I dip my dick in the salsa dip, on a taco Tuesday
Can I splaff on your booblays? (Say yes)
Feel free to say no

- but on a burger king logo
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Egg Slice @eggslice.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
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Egg Slice @eggslice.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Do you have specialist knowledge in a particular field? Do you have what it takes to lead a project? Do you want to earn less than what you can get on the checkouts at Tesco? RMSI is the company for you!
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Egg Slice @eggslice.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Berlin. Underground, local trains and intercity trains all in one building. +Shops, food places. Trams and buses are just outside. Does anything in the UK come anywhere remotely close to this?
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Egg Slice @eggslice.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Yer dad brings his own eggs to the restaurant to save a euro
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Egg Slice @eggslice.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
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Egg Slice @eggslice.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
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