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ebee || eggbagelsjr @eggbagelsjr.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Get in loser we’re making questionable decisions for even more questionable reasons 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️
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Kris 🖤 | emilyinwonderland @eminwonderland.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
Our favorite little blonde brat
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Chaos and Codices @chaosandcodices.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
Draco in his dorm room keeping an eye on the Giant Squid (or is it the other way round?")
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Landbeorht @landbeorht.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
2/2 “To the ends of the earth…” a dramione ficlet inspired by Iceland (and the Lord Huron song) (Text is also in the alt text)
Hermione lay still as he crawled closer over her, his shoulders rolling beneath his dark shirt. She felt the bed dip where his hands pressed. 

“Every day, I’ve been in this windy fucking place looking for you,” he said, drawing alongside her and draping a leg over hers. “Rocky, windswept, barren, squawking seabirds. Took a Muggle ferry…fucking dreadful.” 

A hand slipped beneath her head, his fingers flexing in her curls. The other traced lightly over her face. She watched him, unmoving, waiting to see what he would do, while her heart beat rapidly beneath his arm.

Beside her bed, a small window was cracked. A cool breeze rolled off the arctic sea into the white-washed room. It was midnight and still a shimmering glow of sunlight cast a pearlescent light over everything.

“Why didn’t you tell me you were going, Hermione?” The pad of his finger caressed her lip.Her heart stuttered. “I don’t know,” she admitted. “But it had been awful. Everything seemed to be unravelling at once…and those dismissive comments…months of work questioned. And then the charms weren’t working…” her breath hitched, “and suddenly I—I just—I just needed—” She glanced out the window. The sliver of a mountain lay blue against the horizon across the cold water.

A hum rumbled in his chest. “I know, darling,” he whispered, his nose brushing over hers. “Tell me, when you need space, must it really be from me too?”

She squeezed her eyes tightly shut and shook her head. The taste of salt lingered in the back of her throat.

“It’s not you. It wasn’t. I just…sometimes I can only think clearly when I’m gone—away—alone.”

She shook her head again. She must have hurt him. He must be so furious with her, so frustrated. She knew he would be when she left, but she had to, she had to, she had to. And now she couldn’t open her eyes.A fulmar cry carried on the breeze into the window. 

“Hermione,” he whispered, his finger brushing against her lower lip again, “look at me.” 

Slowly, light filtered in. Silver eyes filled her vision. 

“You brilliant idiot,” he said, smiling against her, “I’m in love with you. Desperately.”

Her breath caught. His rapid heartbeat thrummed against her. 

“But I drive you mad with my opinions and schedule and projects and —”

“Mmm, I rather like that sort of madness.” 

“But I left—” she swallowed. 

“Yes, Hermione, and it was a bit shit waiting around in the lab wondering why you were late—and then why you were fucking missing.” His voice was calm, but sharp. Forgiven, yes, but clearly the eight daysbetween them were not forgotten. He leaned in closer—impossibly close. “But, know this: no matter where you go, I will still love you. Run off to the Westfjörds here again for all I care, just… leave a note next time, will you? So I don’t panic when you’re not at your desk.” 

His nose nuzzled against hers. She couldn’t help the grin tugging at her cheek. “Did you make a scene?” 

“Of course I fucking did.”

Their lips brushed against one another in the ghost of a kiss. But she had more to say. More he needed to know. 

“Draco, I sometimes need to leave. To just…escape.”

“I know you do, darling. Just tell me where you are… Or at least a general direction. I promise to give you a three-day head start and then come find you.” 

His finger pulled at her lower lip, his eyes darkening. 

“Draco,” she breathed against him, “I love you.”
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Ann | SultryNuns @sultrynuns.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
#dramione Happy Accidents 400 words It happens entirely by accident. She's sat at the Red Lion, awaiting her date and the start of the Friday quiz. The theme is Star Trek, and she knows she's going to emerge undefeated tonight. Impress her date in the process.
Photo of two pints of beer (partially drunk) in gloomy light against the backdrop of a pub wall with eclectic posters and framed portraits
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Chaos and Codices @chaosandcodices.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
BAMF Ginny Weasley (don't piss her off)
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Kris 🖤 | emilyinwonderland @eminwonderland.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Chapter 2 of Obsecare is now 🌟 going down 🌟 archiveofourown.org/works/493905...
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ebee || eggbagelsjr @eggbagelsjr.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
HAHAHAHAH Go! Now! Lives will be changed!
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ebee || eggbagelsjr @eggbagelsjr.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
// dramione WIP Was doing some work sprinting and found a tiny scrap heap of draft dialogue for a minister/bodyguard fic tucked away in my personal discord. Maybe I’ll hack away at it later as a little treat 😮
“Admit it. You’ve thought about it. You and me.”

“I’ve done no such thing. She’s terribly professional, your minister.”

“She’s not, and I have records to prove it.”

“I’ve no idea what you’re talking about.”

He crawls toward me. “I have it on great authority that you, Hermione Jean Granger, once forged a signature on a piece of legislation.”

I choke. No. There’s no way he knows about the Ley—

“The Ley Line Rehabilitation Act, I believe. Forgery. A criminal act done by one very smitten little minister. Oh what’s that? I happen to have a photograph.”

I can barely breathe or I’m breathing too much. Either way I’m minutes from death. If he’s dedicated his life to protecting me, he’s doing a terrible job now.

“Don’t say it, Malfoy. Do not say it—”

“Look just there. Who signed this document? Was it Minister Hermione Granger? Or was it Mrs Draco Malfoy? I’m having trouble deciphering your terrible scribble.”
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eves @eveningstruggle.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
lol I’m so proud?? this gif wasn’t available in discord and I’m nothing if not a problem solver! (You can find it by searching “overwhelmed knightley”)
A screenshot of an email from Tenor congratulating me that a gif I uploaded of Mr Knightkey from Emma. (2020) has been shared 300 times
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ebee || eggbagelsjr @eggbagelsjr.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
I’m reading acotar for the first time and is tamlin just Lucius Malfoy wearing a slutty mask?
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omniluci.estumbra 🔞 @omniluciestumbra.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
How long could you talk about your favorite ships? Me:
Senator Cory Booker during his marathon speech on the Senate Floor
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ebee || eggbagelsjr @eggbagelsjr.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
// drabble / @magicalsydney.bsky.social wtiys / dramione angst whoopsie Sydney made a wtiys and I got so excited that I failed to follow instructions. So instead of 200 words, please accept 400 and my many apologies. — There was luggage on her bed. (1/12)
Screenshot of @/magicalsydney’s ig post of her wtiys drabble prompt: marriage law/contract, “what could possibly go wrong,” 200 words or less.
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Kris 🖤 | emilyinwonderland @eminwonderland.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
The To-Do List surpassed 100,000 hits 🎉
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eves @eveningstruggle.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
surprise, an update! chapter 9 of wild sings the bird is up now: archiveofourown.org/works/496694...
an illustration of the view through binoculars. A painterly blue background. On the right is two vintage-style birds on a branch and the author’s name (eveningstruggle), on the left is “wood sings the bird” in pink script.
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ebee || eggbagelsjr @eggbagelsjr.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Ahhhhh AMAZING
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ifyouwereamelody @ifyouwereamelody.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Dramione drabble prompt: Charms Title: Catching Curselight Rating: T Words: 250 - - -
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ebee || eggbagelsjr @eggbagelsjr.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Feel better saff!! // drabble / dramione + angst + twist / war au (The twist is that this is just the silly 100 word version Hozier’s Francesca, and I’ve never had another thought in my head but this one.) Part 1/2 (4 slides)
The mission was simple: Prevent the Dark Lord’s death.

The time turner glittered.

“You have 24 hours.”“Granger.”

“I don’t help Death Eaters. Fuck off.”“Granger?”

“I don’t—”

“You have a cat. Crookshanks.”

“—help Death Eaters. Fuck off.”“Granger—”

“I don’t”—she gasped—“fuck Death Eaters—”

He kissed her thigh. “But will you come for one?”
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eves @eveningstruggle.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
happy 3rd birthday to the plunny that eventually became wild sings the bird
a screenshot dated 2/15/22, of discord messages i sent that read : "it started as a 2k one shot in my head
so
but it seems to be expandingly rapidly"
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ChaosAndCrumpets @chaosandcrumpets.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Last drabble writer standing is gearing up for its 12th round! Its a weekly knock-out drabble comp usually lasting 9 weeks. I know there are loads of amazing drabblers here - hit me up if you'd like an invite to the discord! This round will be a dramione round, with the theme announced on wednesday!
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Musyc @musyc.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
D/Hr Advent Day 10! #dramione #dramioneart At the Gala by @ectoheart.bsky.social archiveofourown.org/collections/...
archiveofourown.org
At the Gala - ectoheart - Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
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nine @ninepiecesofcrait.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
oh hey! that’s me! NEW #dramionefic for dhr advent icebreaker e, 1/1, 5k On his way out of the office for Christmas break, Malfoy accidentally grabs the horrible present Ginny gave Hermione instead of his own, unraveling Hermione’s plans for a quiet holiday in a single, vibrating instant.
[picture of a present sitting on a quartz surface. the present is wrapped in dark green paper with a golden snitch pattern, along with a matching dark green bow. on the bottom right quadrant of the present, there is a plain brown gift tag with dark green font that reads “icebreaker, a dhr advent fic by ninepiecesofcrait. painstakingly and ridiculously crafted on canva by yours truly. (but the original present picture was from etsy, i think)]
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Musyc @musyc.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
D/Hr Advent Day 7! #dramione #dramioneart A Christmas Dare by youareprobablynott archiveofourown.org/works/60742687
archiveofourown.org
[ART] A Christmas Dare - youareprobablynott - Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
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ChaosAndCrumpets @chaosandcrumpets.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Part 2/2 #Dhr (Part 1 here bsky.app/profile/chao...) Draco sipped his warming whiskey and tried to ignore the markings of the season. The carolers caroling in a snow blown corner of the otherwise unremarkable ministry function room, the mince pies and the foolish reindeer antlers.
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Musyc @musyc.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
D/Hr Advent Day 4! #dramione #dramionefic In the Air There's a Feeling by @eveningstruggle.bsky.social archiveofourown.org/works/60774523
archiveofourown.org
In the Air There's a Feeling - eveningstruggle - Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
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ChaosAndCrumpets @chaosandcrumpets.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Part 1/2 #Dhr Everybody knew Draco Malfoy didn't partake in Christmas. He treated Halloween and Easter with equal disdain. Ignored the existence of bonfire night and mayday with the same enthusiastic ferver. But something about disliking Christmas baffled people like nothing else.
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eves @eveningstruggle.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
is it wednesday? i think i missed #dhrwipwednesday but i just sat down to work on wstb again for the first time in ages and this is what falls out of my fingertips??? this is probably not going to survive the editing knife but i made myself laugh so i'm making you look at it before it gets deleted.
a screenshot of text that reads:
H: I have something to show you
H: as a thank you for the bird feeders
D: What’s this? A little tit for my tat?
D: I’m so sorry.
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ChaosAndCrumpets @chaosandcrumpets.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
#Dhr (implied infidelity - someone please tell me if I'm doing this wrong) The two glasses of mulled wine are warm in his hands. Fragrant and rich and sweet and absolutely scalding. Just like Granger.
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Musyc @musyc.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
D/Hr Advent Day 1! #dramione #dramionefic Eves and Ends by @heyjude19.bsky.social archiveofourown.org/works/60737173
archiveofourown.org
Eves and Ends - HeyJude19 - Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
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Zee || Zeebee3 @zeebee3.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
drabble / #dramione pining, fake dating, teasing —— The shop is stowed out, hardly enough room to breathe let alone move. Her hand snakes back to find his shirtsleeve, tugging him close so she doesn’t lose him while weaving through the crowd. (1/16)
Fake dating Weasley’s wizard wheezes“You drive me crazy”
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ebee || eggbagelsjr @eggbagelsjr.bsky.social · 12/10/2023
Angry letter exchanges are one of my favorite things to read, so in honor of @eveningstruggle.bsky.social’s WSTB chapter 2, I have drawn Hermione antagonising Malfoy via quill while Draco’s owl, Iris, swoops in to deliver his next message. archiveofourown.org/works/496694...
Hermione pens an angry letter to her nemesis-slash-forced-birding-partner, Draco Malfoy, in her dark, barren flat. Behind her, dusk has fallen, and the light from street lamps reflects off the trees lining her block. A massive white and gray owl swoops into her window, alighting on the sill and stretching its wings. A scroll is tied to its right foot by a leather strap. Hermione grimaces and finishes her note, ready to hand it off to Iris the Owl: “Malfoy, 7:15am at the park where you ate shit. See you Saturday. -Hermione”In this close up of Iris the Owl, who has swooped into Hermione’s flat to deliver a scroll at dusk, we can see the detailing of her wings and face. Her broad wings have a mottled brown and white pattern fanning out at the edges, while a thinner white and gray veining decorates the smaller, fluffier feathers in the center. Her gold eyes reflect the light from the room as she stares uncertainly at her intended letter recipient.
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ebee || eggbagelsjr @eggbagelsjr.bsky.social · 01/10/2023
Ok but HAVE WE CONSIDERED hozier is a dramione
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eves @eveningstruggle.bsky.social · 19/09/2023
wrote this last year for hermione's birthday: Cleanup on Aisle 9 3/4 Draco accidentally proposes to Granger and then goes grocery shopping. 3.8k, rated M. Happy birthday, Hermione. I got you a king-sized simp for your birthday. archiveofourown.org/works/41798358
the words "cleanup on aisle 9 3/4" over a photo of baked buns covered in icing
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Mab @catmintandthyme.bsky.social · 19/09/2023
Thinking about dear diary dramione when they’re older 🥹
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ebee || eggbagelsjr @eggbagelsjr.bsky.social · 01/09/2023
Happy birthday to my beloved @eveningstruggle.bsky.social!! She just dropped the first chapter of her new wip, Wild Sings the Bird, and it’s everything you would like to read (that is, if you like golden retriever Draco, cat Hermione, and the wonders of nature). archiveofourown.org/chapters/125...
What’s that? It’s Draco Malfoy wearing highlighter yellow spandex biking gear! Poor baby, his bike crashed. It lays pathetically behind him with a pigeon perched on top. He’s rubbing his knee and looking disdainfully at Hermione Granger, not pictured. Also the artist went full Bob Ross on the background, so imagine a path and trees and a sky back there.
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eves @eveningstruggle.bsky.social · 01/09/2023
i literally don’t know what to say about this! but it’s up, happy birthday to me 🤩😭🥳🤪 wild sings the bird: archiveofourown.org/works/496694... 🦆🦉🪿🐦‍⬛
An illustration of two birds viewed through binocular lenses and “wild songs the bird” written in cursive
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ebee || eggbagelsjr @eggbagelsjr.bsky.social · 31/08/2023
It’s still Aug 31 where I am, but I’ll sort any day wizardmore.com/sorting-hat-x/
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Zelda @bluezeldana.bsky.social · 30/08/2023
Add these feeds to your timeline! - Everything tagged dramione: bsky.app/profile/did:... - NSFW from the people you follow (art and drabbles): bsky.app/profile/did:... - Dramione art: bsky.app/profile/did:... After clicking 📌, you'll see them at the top of your screen and can choose between them
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Ivmaruva @ivmaruva.bsky.social · 19/08/2023
Since I have a tiny following here I’ll show ya one of the sketches I’m working on, currently about 60% of them are a done.
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Ectoheart @ectoheart.bsky.social · 21/08/2023
Draco Malfoy sketch
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