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Jonathan Newell

@edweirdian.bsky.social
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Weird fiction, fantasy cartography, monsters, roleplaying games. Games credits include Genial Jack, work on Dolmenwood. Two time gold ENNIE winner. He/him. patreon.com/c/beardeddevil bearded-devil.com

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Jonathan Newell @edweirdian.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
The ENNIES are decided by popular vote of the gaming public, so if you enjoyed Dolmenwood, please vote for our books! vote.ennie-awards.com/vote/2026/
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Before voting, please take the time to familiarize yourself with the products and judges. Clicking on a product's title will take you to its publisher's websites, allowing you to learn more about that product.
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Jonathan Newell @edweirdian.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Dolmenwood has been nominated for no fewer than 6 ENNIES! It's an incredible project and it was such an honour to contribute both drawing and writing - my work appears in the Maps Book (nominated for Best Cartography) and Campaign Book (nominated for Best Setting).
An elaborate pen and ink map of Dolmenwood.Six nominations for Dolmenwood: Best Monster/Adversary, Product of the Year & Best Setting, Best Cartography, best RPG Related Product (twice!).
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Jonathan Newell @edweirdian.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Some recent monsters: phrenomorph castes.
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Joshua Carson @joshuacarsonart.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Hey all, I was unfortunately laid off from my job of 3 years working as an environment concept artist @ clockwork labs last week. It was a fun stretch - but now I am seeking a new role! I'll be posting some of my favorite concepts I did during my time there.
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Jonathan Newell @edweirdian.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
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Fantasy roleplaying games and maximalist urban maps.
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Jonathan Newell @edweirdian.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Some recent monsters. Phagoplasm; heimgeist; spelltoad; huldra.
A blob-like biomechanoid covered in hungry mouths.A house scuttles on insectile legs fashioned from scrap.A three-eyed toad with sigils on its belly.A toothed maw gapes in the back of a fey woman perched on a moss-grown crag,
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Jonathan Newell @edweirdian.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Isn't the gambit of enshittification (from the enshittifier side) that maybe you *don't* have to provide more value than you extract, because now everything is dependent on your systems/platforms do no one can really leave?
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Jonathan Newell @edweirdian.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
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Monstrous Monday 20: The Wastewyrm | Bearded Devil
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Jonathan Newell @edweirdian.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Toshers and mudlarks huddle around trash-fires to tell tales of the Wastewyrm: a dragon, one of the few left in this region of the world, which, legend says, was hatched from an ancient egg which accidentally slipped into the Radula River and was carried into the sewers...
A dripping serpentine dragon with a hungry look and atrophied wings prepares to devour a swordsman, another warrior clutched in its filthy coils.
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Jonathan Newell @edweirdian.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
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Monstrous Monday 19: Abjectus | Bearded Devil
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Jonathan Newell @edweirdian.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Scissors rasp in the darkness beneath the city. Dull groans issue from the sepulchral gloom. Something is coming...
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Jonathan Newell @edweirdian.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
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Monstrous Monday 18: Vermihydra | Bearded Devil
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Jonathan Newell @edweirdian.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Standard hydra regrow their heads. The vermihydra regrows in both horrifying directions. Adventurers admit that the little ones are "kind of cute." See my Patreon for more free and freaky monsters every Monday.
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Jonathan Newell @edweirdian.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Damn, this is such a good idea
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Jonathan Newell @edweirdian.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
New, free monster on my Patreon: www.patreon.com/posts/monstr...
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Monstrous Monday 16: Servoplasm | Bearded Devil
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Jonathan Newell @edweirdian.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Behold, the servoplasm.
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Jonathan Newell @edweirdian.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
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The Sackfather | Bearded Devil
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Jonathan Newell @edweirdian.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Have you been good this year? The Sackfather's verminous spies whisper the names of the virtuous and the wicked in his goatish ears.
A pen-and-ink cousin of krampus leers at you, leech-like tongue lolling from his fanged mouth, a gigantic, filthy-looking sack on his back, a dubious present proffered from his hand.
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Jonathan Newell @edweirdian.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
This is absolutely incredible. So here for this kind of rich, detailed design work. Eagerly reading.
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Rise Up (From the Grave) Comus @riseupcomus.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
"Well, I'm back" he said. Over the last three months, I've keyed every hex in the bounds of the Shire, including rumors, nested random encounters, and five embedded mini-dungeons. I've collated them into a document, linked on the blog:
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Middle-earth Hexcrawl Project: The Shire (Complete)
Back in September of this year , I began a daily writing prompt inspired by this year's reread of The Lord of the Rings and  Idraluna Archiv...
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Jonathan Newell @edweirdian.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Oh that's so cool to hear. I think the Final Star is one of the more disturbing things I've come up with.
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Rise Up (From the Grave) Comus @riseupcomus.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Hell yeah, another #dungeon23 project comes to fruition
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Jonathan Newell @edweirdian.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
A barebones version of these areas will eventually be made available on my blog for free, but you can get an illustrated PDF here: www.patreon.com/posts/apocal...
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The Apocalypse Archive: Areas 49-60 | Bearded Devil
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Jonathan Newell @edweirdian.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
After a long hiatus, I'm pleased to announce the continuation of my megadungeon (originally a Dungeon23 project), The Apocalypse Archive!
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Jonathan Newell @edweirdian.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
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Monstrous Monday 9: Fluxcat | Bearded Devil
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Jonathan Newell @edweirdian.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Fluxcats are strays who fed on the magical trash and mutants of the Midden, Hex's eldritch trash-heap.
A strange two-headed hairless cat-thing, bristling with unusual appendages.
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Jonathan Newell @edweirdian.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
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Monstrous Monday 7: Sigil Spinner | Bearded Devil
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Jonathan Newell @edweirdian.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Sigil spinners are dangerous Hexian predators who lust for mage-meat. Capably of draining wizardly knowledge from their prey, they instinctly weave spells into their webs, laying elaborate eldritch traps for future victims.
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Jonathan Newell @edweirdian.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
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The Hex Guidebook: Shambleside | Bearded Devil
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Jonathan Newell @edweirdian.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Happy Halloween everybody! I've got a new entry in the Hex Guidebook series detailing the necromantic district of Shambleside. Breathe in the reek of embalming fluid and old leather; sip sangwine from Bastien's Blood Bar; bet on the zombie fights in the Rotting Ring. The night beckons...
A patchwork man with swollen cranium, his skin tattooed with eldritch sigils.An elegant woman with curiously shaped nostrils weeps, her eyes concealed by a black hood, her black garments adorned with strange, stylized flowers.Strange bones spires, a coffin shop, an osseous dome.A worm-like creature with a woman's face, its body swathed in tattered robes, looms towards you with withered hands crossed.
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Skerples @skerples.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
I've also created an OD&D hexcrawl. www.patreon.com/posts/od-d-h... Not every hex is keyed, but major locations are included, treasure is pre-rolled, and some emergent factions and quests are ready to go.
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Jonathan Newell @edweirdian.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
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Monstrous Monday 5: Puddleweird | Bearded Devil
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Jonathan Newell @edweirdian.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Like a water weird, but smaller, meaner, and heavily polluted by alchemical runoff. Introducing the puddleweird.
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Jonathan Newell @edweirdian.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
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Monstrous Monday 3: Leechbear | Bearded Devil
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Jonathan Newell @edweirdian.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Everyone's heard of owlbears. But what about leechbears?
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Jonathan Newell @edweirdian.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
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Monstrous Monday 2: Ideologeist | Bearded Devil
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Jonathan Newell @edweirdian.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
For today's Monstrous Monday: the ideologeist, a ghost with unfinished political business, haunting the body politic.
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ரமணன் @save.vs.totalpartykill.ca · 18/09/2025
A great review by Tim for Wargamer about The Grim and the Dark, a documentary about the #Inq28 scene, Blacheitsu, etc. Looking forward to watching it. It also sounds like a great introduction to the scene.
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Napoleon Dynamite's Warhammer documentary is a glorious guide to grimdark gaming
In 'The Grim and The Dark', Napoleon Dynamite actor Jon Heder journeys into the grimdark indie scene beyond the border of regular Warhammer 40,000
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ரமணன் @save.vs.totalpartykill.ca · 22/09/2025
Queue the Pacific Rim soundtrack: MAC ATTACK is out. (As a PDF, anyway.)
The faction spread in MAC Attack!
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Jonathan Newell @edweirdian.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
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Monstrous Monday 1: The Earwight | Bearded Devil
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Jonathan Newell @edweirdian.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
I have a new free post up on my blog and the Bearded Devil Patreon, the first in a series of Monstrous Mondays. This entry describes the clever little necromantic assassin-bugs known as earwights. My plan is to eventually build up posts like this for a bestiary book.
A creepy-looking earwig eyes you through the screen. It has a skull-pattern on its wing casing.
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Grant Howitt @gshowitt.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
My hundredth one-page roleplaying game is HAPPY BIRTHDAY GOAT GIRL. You are a goat girl, most beautiful and dangerous creature, and it is always your birthday. Patrons get it a week early here: www.patreon.com/posts/138800...
GREAT NEWS. You are a GOAT GIRL and it is ALWAYS YOUR BIRTHDAY. You are having a joint birthday/war party with the other goat girls and no-one is going to stop you.drawing of a goat girl what I did. she is bursting out of a multi-tiered birthday cake (it is unclear whether it is the type of cake you are suppose to burst out of) and she is holding a small hammerVIOLENT DELIGHTS
Goat girls cannot die, nor suffer serious harm. (It is their birthday.) Goat girls can be captured and/or confined, but this state of affairs rarely lasts for long. Any death or injury they inflict (a frequent occurrence) happens slightly off-screen, or out-of-focus in the background of a different scene. a small goat girl carrying a club what I drew
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Paolo of Lost Pages 🧙‍♀️ witchy season @lostpages.co.uk · 21/09/2025
The best RPG has been made, we can all go home and rest now.
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Jonathan Newell @edweirdian.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
A deranged goose eyes the viewer with depraved malice in its eye.
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Jonathan Newell @edweirdian.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
I have big news! I've launched a Patreon for the Hex setting, including monthly maps, fully-illustrated installments of the Hex Guidebook, a playtest version of The Hex Hack system, and an archive of older high-resolution maps. Subscribe here: www.patreon.com/c/beardeddevil
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Fantasy roleplaying games and maximalist maps.
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Bran 9 From Outer Space @bransonreese.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
We need to stop calling the four humors thing "pseudoscience." There's too much evidence for it in culture, it's real.
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Jonathan Newell @edweirdian.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Single-payer, paintball, potty-mouthed, emoticon, Palmtop, kiss-and-cry, physician-assisted suicide. Scripting language, tentpole, technopreneur, paintball, Point-of-service, FAQ, in silico, degenderize!
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Jonathan Newell @edweirdian.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Minitower, wake and bake, acid-washed, contact trace, Patient zero, thirtysomething, beta-amyloid. Yuppie flu, guanciale, steampunk punditocracy, Pravastatin, lovastatin, off-label lipo.
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Paolo of Lost Pages 🧙‍♀️ witchy season @lostpages.co.uk · 15/08/2025
I made a couple of little videos for the Pergamino Barocco kickstarter. Have a look at the Red Prototype as it... unfolds? www.kickstarter.com/projects/los...
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Pergamino Barocco - the Red Prototype
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Jonathan Newell @edweirdian.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Aliens was pretty good.
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