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Fr Edward Barlow

@edwardrhbarlow.bsky.social
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Scenery-chewing suburban vicar. #DoctorWho Fan. Knitter. Dad to #SEND/PDA child. Husband. Non-Driver. #Philosophy graduate. Former RE Teacher. #AcousticNeuroma. Liability. #Bexley He/Him All stunts my own.

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Fr Edward Barlow @edwardrhbarlow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Catching up on #TheArchers. Guessing "Martin" is now out for baby names...
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Angry Baby Crying in Crib
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Fr Edward Barlow @edwardrhbarlow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Happy #Michaelmas everybody!
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Fr Edward Barlow @edwardrhbarlow.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
#TheArchers reminding the listeners tonight that Adam's fallen out with Brian..
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Tracy Jordan (Tracy Morgan) Says 'I Don't Like That Dude'
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Fr Edward Barlow @edwardrhbarlow.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
#ThisUserIsNot the droid you're looking for...
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Obi-Wan Kenobi: You Don't Want That TV
Alt: Obi-Wan Kenobi
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Fr Edward Barlow @edwardrhbarlow.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Day off tomorrow:
Star Trek Beer
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Fr Edward Barlow @edwardrhbarlow.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Some top quality vicaring in tonight's episode of #TheArchers... ...What have they done with the real Alan?
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Vicar Titfield
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Fr Edward Barlow @edwardrhbarlow.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Ruth doing the old "I'm here to comfort you in your grief by telling you all about my own" line. Well done Anna for giving yourself the space. #TheArchers
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SpongeBob & Patrick: Close Door Selling
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Fr Edward Barlow @edwardrhbarlow.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"It was just like a driving game, but real." ...As a non-driver myself, those are the words of a man who should never be put behind a wheel... #TheArchers
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Grand Theft Auto Pull Out Of Car
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Fr Edward Barlow @edwardrhbarlow.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Natasha, it's not your Wedding, you don't get to control the guestlist. #TheArchers
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Control Control Control
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Fr Edward Barlow @edwardrhbarlow.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Isn't the whole point of being a film director to lend your own vision to the stories you're putting on screen?
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Narnia's Aslan Nods in the Woods
Alt: Narnia's Aslan
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Fr Edward Barlow @edwardrhbarlow.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
If I was in hospital and Alan turned up at my bedside like this, I'd ask him to pray for me... ... ...silently... #TheArchers
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Can I Mute You? Sassy Response
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Fr Edward Barlow @edwardrhbarlow.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
"Alan has some upsetting news to relay..." The Diocese has realised he should have retired three years ago? #TheArchers
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Bing Crosby: Going My Way Priest's Reaction
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Fr Edward Barlow @edwardrhbarlow.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Alan, I wouldn't do that without a third party to witness that it isn't financial coercion! #TheArchers
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Watto Star Wars: Big Red Flag Meme
ALT: Watto Star Wars: Big Red Flag Meme
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
People who don't "understand" homosexual people, transgender people, climate change, or diversity are odd. I don't understand quantum physics, but I know that it's just because I don't have enough knowledge or aren't bright enough to understand it, not because it's a lie and doesn't exist.
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Fr Edward Barlow @edwardrhbarlow.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Trust Joy to have a handy bit of backstory just when it's needed! #TheArchers
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Xena: I Have Many Skills
Alt: Xena: I Have Many Skills
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Fr Edward Barlow @edwardrhbarlow.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Today's Sermon: #TheArchers fatheredwardbarlow.wordpress.com/2026/09/13/a...
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Alan’s Window: Henry’s Cricket Ball
Fury and Forgiveness in Ambridge
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Fr Edward Barlow @edwardrhbarlow.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Apparently they've cast the new #JamesBond
Edd The Duck in a dinner jacket
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Fr Edward Barlow @edwardrhbarlow.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Harrison naming Lily at this point is completely on brand with his track record with GDPR... #TheArchers
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Sophia Petrillo with Megaphone
Alt: Sophia Petrillo with Megaphone
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Fr Edward Barlow @edwardrhbarlow.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Wasn't ending the marriage more Fallon's idea than Harrison's in the first place? #TheArchers
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This Is All About Me! Me, Me, Me!
Alt: This Is All About Me! Me, Me, Me!
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Fr Edward Barlow @edwardrhbarlow.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I never imagined Harrison as the type that wear a puffy jacket... ...much as I never imagined Monty to be a Dobermann... Tricky medium, radio! #TheArchers
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Michelin Man: Iconic Bibendum Character
Alt: Min in puffa jacket
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Fr Edward Barlow @edwardrhbarlow.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
September 10th: Name Saint Day St Ambrose Edward Barlow - Wikipedia share.google/W7GgWfPgqXVz...
Blue Plaque to Edward Barlow, Manchester Martyr
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Fr Edward Barlow @edwardrhbarlow.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
An obliging vicar allowed a bunch of film students a couple of days (almost) free run of his church. They made a #DoctorWho fan film! It's so much fun! youtube.com/watch?v=8rsc...
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DOCTOR WHO - A Mixed Martinis Film
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Fr Edward Barlow @edwardrhbarlow.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
If anyone is looking for the Vicar of #Bexley tomorrow afternoon, he'll be in the King's Head with a hopeful expression on his face... International Buy-A-Priest-A-Beer Day - Wikipedia share.google/Sx9Vn8G55dXH...
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International Buy-A-Priest-A-Beer Day - Wikipedia
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Fr Edward Barlow @edwardrhbarlow.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
What's an example of perfect casting?
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Mrs Flood Whistling in Doctor Who Special
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Fr Edward Barlow @edwardrhbarlow.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Harrison and Lily working out that Paul might have been written out of the cast... #TheArchers
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Homer Simpson Looks for Waldo
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Fr Edward Barlow @edwardrhbarlow.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
"The Mystery Ingredient has to remain a mystery!" ...Kiera's poisoned the Village, hasn't she...? #TheArchers
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Tom Chemistry Experiment in Tom and Jerry
Alt: Tom poisoning stuff in Tom and Jerry
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Fr Edward Barlow @edwardrhbarlow.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I missed #TheArchers last night and I'm only finding out about Radish Conclave this morning!
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Conclave Vape
Alt: Conclave Vape
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Fr Edward Barlow @edwardrhbarlow.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Guest sermon from an evensong at St Nicholas Chislehurst: fatheredwardbarlow.wordpress.com/2026/09/06/t...
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The Sound of Silence
Silence in Heaven
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Fr Edward Barlow @edwardrhbarlow.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
This morning's sermon for the Festival of Creation in Christ (which I'd been erroneously calling the "Festival of Christ in Creation until I saw a Diocesan Facebook post..). fatheredwardbarlow.wordpress.com/2026/09/06/e...
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Egg
Christ in Creation
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Fr Edward Barlow @edwardrhbarlow.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Lily just said "A can of pop!?" in the same tone of voice we were all thinking it. #TheArchers
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My Little Soda: Saja Boys Kpop Demon Hunters
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Reverend Eric Rew @chocolate-vicar.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
#TheArchers Dwindling congregations means more work for clergy, not less, alas. Uncharacteristic short temper suggests to me that he is a few weeks or less away from a nervous breakdown. Alan needs a break - three to six months at a minimum.
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Fr Edward Barlow @edwardrhbarlow.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I'm slightly behind on desk-based ministry this week because a member of the congregation has lent me this compelling story of deeply moving kindness in one of the cruelest of times...
All the young men: Ruth Coker Burks
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Fr Edward Barlow @edwardrhbarlow.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Have the last 12½ minutes gone more quickly than usual? Must be the effects of Natasha's anti-ageing serum... #TheArchers
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Cher Performs 'If I Could Turn Back Time'
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Fr Edward Barlow @edwardrhbarlow.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Is it facial skincare awareness week on #TheArchers this week?
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Doctor Who: Cassandra's 'Moisturise Me!'
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Fr Edward Barlow @edwardrhbarlow.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
"Show me where on the doll this surprising notion touched you, Harrison?" #TheArchers
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Fr Edward Barlow @edwardrhbarlow.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Has Ambridge got a salmon farm? #TheArchers
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Salmon Leaping Out of Rushing Water
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Miranda @appleandroidapp.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Justin: I want to look like the vicar #TheArchers
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Fr Edward Barlow @edwardrhbarlow.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
"It's #TheArchers, and Justin wants a new look..." ...Oh Justin, no one will see it on the radio...
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Makeover Robotnik
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The Cider Shed podcast @thecidershedpod.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
LBW Liturgical Broken Window 🏏 ⛪️ #TheArchers
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Fr Edward Barlow @edwardrhbarlow.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
In fairness to Allan, I'd be in shock if someone broke one of my vicarage windows. He'll calm down when the Diocese have sent the glaziers out... #TheArchers
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Boy Breaks Window with Baseball Bat
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Fr Edward Barlow @edwardrhbarlow.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Today's sermon: fatheredwardbarlow.wordpress.com/2026/08/30/t...
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The Devil’s Bridge
Get Behind Me, Satan!
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Fr Edward Barlow @edwardrhbarlow.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Pantone 16-3209 TSX House of Fraser.... Am I doing this right?
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Fr Edward Barlow @edwardrhbarlow.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Soufflé Saturday:
Soufflé
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Fr Edward Barlow @edwardrhbarlow.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
"Those are his teethmarks..." But do the dental prints match those on the sheep? #TheArchers
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Hercule Poirot's Charming Hello and Hat Tip
Alt: Hercule Poirot's Charming Hello and Hat Tip
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Fr Edward Barlow @edwardrhbarlow.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Why is a swish, professional outfit like Amber's Dad's car dealership paying its employees cash in hand? Bit suspect? #TheArchers
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Scrooge McDuck with Money
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Fr Edward Barlow @edwardrhbarlow.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Is this actor Will Barton (shown here with cat)? Because if so he's the latest actor to have appeared in both classic and current #DoctorWho, featuring in both 1989's #Survival and the Yorkshire Tea ad that's showing up repeatly through Legacy Of Time's #CircuitBreaker effort?
Actor, possibly Will Barton, shown here with cat and kettle.
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Fr Edward Barlow @edwardrhbarlow.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Wish I'd discovered this book 7 years ago when I came into the parish. It may become my go-to gift for clergy friends when they begin their first incumbencies...
I heard the Owl call my Name.
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Fr Edward Barlow @edwardrhbarlow.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Surely putting your foot in it is par for the course in a rural drama? #TheArchers
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Tommy Playing in the Mud
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Jonny Morris @jonnymorris.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
"Perhaps the mantle of Valeyard was a mistake. I would therefore suggest that you change it for the garment of quite another sort of yard. That of the LANyard. For your argument is both vainglorious and needlessly expository as well as making you a frequent pain in the neck!"
Doctor Who tearing a strip off the Valeyard.
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Fr Edward Barlow @edwardrhbarlow.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Sunbeam.
Cat in a sunbeamDog photobombing cat in a sunbeam
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