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Tree Planter

@edorko.bsky.social

464 followers 1.8K following 1.3K posts

compelled to plant trees for reasons not entirely known to myself. Got the prostrate ,lumbago and podagra .WI health care purveyor

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Tree Planter @edorko.bsky.social · 2h

Did you have the 45 Mr Bill record

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Tree Planter @edorko.bsky.social · 2h

Where are my reading glasses I must have them

Tree Planter @edorko.bsky.social · 2h

Makes me think of Steve Martin’s Cruel Shoes

Tree Planter @edorko.bsky.social · 4h

Allows excess fluid to drain out

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Tree Planter @edorko.bsky.social · 4h

The best time to plant a bogman to be discovered in 5000 years is yesterday

Tree Planter @edorko.bsky.social · 4h

Could Kirk just go into the transporter and have his sigmoid colon emptied instead of having a poo? The contents could sent to the replicator to be recycled

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Chris Kluwe, adjudicated poaster @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

AI execs: “Our product is going to kill you 🥰😘” the general populace: “we don’t think you should do that” AI execs, dancing on a yacht powered by orphans: “Yooouuurre gonnnaaa diiiieee🎶🎵” everyone else: “i really don’t like this” AI execs, frolicking atop a mountain of skulls: “Why so hostile??”

Tree Planter @edorko.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

They sense the aphid in him

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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

raze mar a lago to the ground and turn it into a tree sanctuary

Tree Planter @edorko.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Patina

Tree Planter @edorko.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Thomas the Great Brain

Tree Planter @edorko.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

When the rope broke didn’t they waive the execution

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Tree Planter @edorko.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Can’t we just go back to the spoons when things were nice

Tree Planter @edorko.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Isn’t that cabin in an FBI museum now

Tree Planter @edorko.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Tampa Teabags

Tree Planter @edorko.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Mayor Mamdani is filling all the plot holes take that lib

Tree Planter @edorko.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

No spotted cow

Tree Planter @edorko.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I so hope he outlives dump

Tree Planter @edorko.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

When the rope broke weren’t you spared from execution

Tree Planter @edorko.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Happens to the best of us senator Schmitt I once planted burr oaks when I meant to plant white oaks

Tree Planter @edorko.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Chowder is pronounced like goulda how else have the Dutch infiltrated our national language

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Tree Planter @edorko.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

The sissy bar worked to hold it up unless the banana seat was too long

Tree Planter @edorko.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

When I was a kid my cousin had the vibrating cookie sheet football set and Lambeau needs to get one of those installed

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Tree Planter @edorko.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Don’t get me going on oak trees

Tree Planter @edorko.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Tuna melt

Tree Planter @edorko.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Delicious no matter how you slice it

Tree Planter @edorko.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

It’s for a poultice

Tree Planter @edorko.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Give them a description of your diet and send them a bill

Tree Planter @edorko.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Held on until the caramel sauce was done deserves a place of honor in the yard maybe a planter

Tree Planter @edorko.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Coyote does have a voice though I can still hear him saying “Wisconsin cheddar cheese “

Tree Planter @edorko.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Andy only carried one bullet. Was it for himself or Barney

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Tree Planter @edorko.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Should play the “pray for the dead and the dead will pray for you “ thing when someone dies

Tree Planter @edorko.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Was my sock in there

Tree Planter @edorko.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Microbiome swap meet

Tree Planter @edorko.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Flappy Fuffbay!

Tree Planter @edorko.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

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Tree Planter @edorko.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Kin Platt boiled my gourd with this one

Tree Planter @edorko.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

What’s on a stick now

Tree Planter @edorko.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Does anyone else have a defunct microwave that is now a pie safe

Tree Planter @edorko.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

$1/quart

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Tree Planter @edorko.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

On the bright side my America first neighbor is letting the weeds grow over his Dump sign

Tree Planter @edorko.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

The dump humper at the end of the road is letting the weeds grow over his dump sign I will take that as a sign of progress

Tree Planter @edorko.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Your other source of amphetamines probably didn’t require a medication agreement and pill counts but at least it’s covered

Tree Planter @edorko.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

When dump goes it will be just like this only exactly the opposite

Tree Planter @edorko.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

How high would BAC have to be before it would play

Tree Planter @edorko.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Antidote will be watching Oh Brother Where Art Though next June 16

Tree Planter @edorko.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Like a sausage up a close

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Tree Planter @edorko.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Knee chest?

Tree Planter @edorko.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Duck tape

Tree Planter @edorko.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Just use a quail egg duh