Reposted by Tree PlanterChris Kluwe, adjudicated poaster @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 14/10/2026AI execs: “Our product is going to kill you 🥰😘” the general populace: “we don’t think you should do that” AI execs, dancing on a yacht powered by orphans: “Yooouuurre gonnnaaa diiiieee🎶🎵” everyone else: “i really don’t like this” AI execs, frolicking atop a mountain of skulls: “Why so hostile??” 231037206
Reposted by Tree PlanterShiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 12/10/2026raze mar a lago to the ground and turn it into a tree sanctuary 251060102
Tree Planter @edorko.bsky.social · 01/10/2026When the rope broke weren’t you spared from execution 111
Tree Planter @edorko.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Happens to the best of us senator Schmitt I once planted burr oaks when I meant to plant white oaks 012
Tree Planter @edorko.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Chowder is pronounced like goulda how else have the Dutch infiltrated our national language 000
Tree Planter @edorko.bsky.social · 20/09/2026When I was a kid my cousin had the vibrating cookie sheet football set and Lambeau needs to get one of those installed 000
Tree Planter @edorko.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Coyote does have a voice though I can still hear him saying “Wisconsin cheddar cheese “ 001
Tree Planter @edorko.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Andy only carried one bullet. Was it for himself or Barney 100
Tree Planter @edorko.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Does anyone else have a defunct microwave that is now a pie safe 220
Tree Planter @edorko.bsky.social · 27/08/2026The dump humper at the end of the road is letting the weeds grow over his dump sign I will take that as a sign of progress 020
Tree Planter @edorko.bsky.social · 26/08/2026When dump goes it will be just like this only exactly the opposite 010
Reposted by Tree PlanterAine Yore, MD 🏳️⚧️🇮🇪 @aineyoremd.bsky.social · 03/08/2026If you really cared about scurvy you’d make cabbageade 041
Reposted by Tree Planterlizardbreath 🦎🪦🎃 @spindlypete.bsky.social · 18/07/2026one time when i was like 20 maybe my then-boyfriend and his parents (who were quite wealthy and conservative, and we didn't like them) and some other random extended family members were going to the coast for the weekend and i volunteered to go by to feed the dog 615724
Reposted by Tree PlanterKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 17/07/2026I try not to overdo this bit but ... my man is begging for it. Let's go. 2361117132524
Tree Planter @edorko.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Why can’t Canada control their farts when we keep bouncing off their gut 000
Tree Planter @edorko.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Just be grateful you dont have to decide on voting for Platner 000
Reposted by Tree PlanterJesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Mel Brooks is 100, all hail the king 261175242
Tree Planter @edorko.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Kyle Busch has posthumously boosted PCV20 uptake RIP 000
Reposted by Tree PlanterHeather Anne Campbell @heathercampbell.bsky.social · 24/06/2026can’t believe a narcissist is being so publicly humiliated by a reflecting pool 502243355590
Tree Planter @edorko.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Just heard crawling up a gravel road on WORT for the first time wonderful 111
Tree Planter @edorko.bsky.social · 24/06/2026My second daughter just said America should have a one child policy 121
Tree Planter @edorko.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Erma Bombeck vs Molly Ivins at their peak who wins in the octagon 111
Reposted by Tree PlanterBenjamin Dreyer @bcdreyer.social · 14/06/2026We have other priorities, but I wouldn't object to amending the Constitution so that Zohran can be president. 51273
Tree Planter @edorko.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Of course I’m choosing chopsticks to eat my ramen if I used a fork I’d Hoover up the bowl in 5 minutes plus it delays the onset of dementia 021
Tree Planter @edorko.bsky.social · 09/06/2026Next township over had a meeting about a new modular data center fascinating to see what will bring people together 010
Tree Planter @edorko.bsky.social · 05/06/2026Fire shmire we totally destroyed their nucular capability TWICE 010
Tree Planter @edorko.bsky.social · 25/05/2026Donald might go the way of Adolf as far as baby names go 010
Tree Planter @edorko.bsky.social · 11/05/2026Whose name will Dump spit like Saddam did Muqtad al-Sadr 010
Tree Planter @edorko.bsky.social · 08/05/2026Gonna start a lasagna garden with all these New Yorkers piling up 010
Tree Planter @edorko.bsky.social · 06/05/2026Hear me out a cruise to develop natural immunity Princess Polio Adventure, Pertussis Paradise , Carnival Measles Festival 000