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Tree Planter

@edorko.bsky.social
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compelled to plant trees for reasons not entirely known to myself. Got the prostrate ,lumbago and podagra .WI health care purveyor

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Chris Kluwe, adjudicated poaster @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
AI execs: “Our product is going to kill you 🥰😘” the general populace: “we don’t think you should do that” AI execs, dancing on a yacht powered by orphans: “Yooouuurre gonnnaaa diiiieee🎶🎵” everyone else: “i really don’t like this” AI execs, frolicking atop a mountain of skulls: “Why so hostile??”
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
raze mar a lago to the ground and turn it into a tree sanctuary
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Tree Planter @edorko.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Tampa Teabags
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Tree Planter @edorko.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
When the rope broke weren’t you spared from execution
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Tree Planter @edorko.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Happens to the best of us senator Schmitt I once planted burr oaks when I meant to plant white oaks
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Tree Planter @edorko.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Chowder is pronounced like goulda how else have the Dutch infiltrated our national language
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Tree Planter @edorko.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
When I was a kid my cousin had the vibrating cookie sheet football set and Lambeau needs to get one of those installed
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Tree Planter @edorko.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Coyote does have a voice though I can still hear him saying “Wisconsin cheddar cheese “
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Tree Planter @edorko.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Andy only carried one bullet. Was it for himself or Barney
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Tree Planter @edorko.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Does anyone else have a defunct microwave that is now a pie safe
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Tree Planter @edorko.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
The dump humper at the end of the road is letting the weeds grow over his dump sign I will take that as a sign of progress
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Tree Planter @edorko.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
When dump goes it will be just like this only exactly the opposite
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Tree Planter @edorko.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Sorry about that I thought it was for the best
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Aine Yore, MD 🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇪 @aineyoremd.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
If you really cared about scurvy you’d make cabbageade
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Shannon @shanitoba.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Good day, from my pal Burl!
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Tree Planter @edorko.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Lake Mendota from number two’s balcony the little turd
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lizardbreath 🦎🪦🎃 @spindlypete.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
one time when i was like 20 maybe my then-boyfriend and his parents (who were quite wealthy and conservative, and we didn't like them) and some other random extended family members were going to the coast for the weekend and i volunteered to go by to feed the dog
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I try not to overdo this bit but ... my man is begging for it. Let's go.
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Tree Planter @edorko.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Why can’t Canada control their farts when we keep bouncing off their gut
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Tree Planter @edorko.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
That beaver eats Taco Bell
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Tree Planter @edorko.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Why fireworks now did it happen
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Tree Planter @edorko.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Anyway how bout dem Broors
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Tree Planter @edorko.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
At least we can be suppressed again
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Tree Planter @edorko.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Pretty soon we’re all gonna be speaking Belgisch
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Tree Planter @edorko.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Just be grateful you dont have to decide on voting for Platner
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Mel Brooks is 100, all hail the king
Mel Brooks saluting you in SILENT MOVIE
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Tree Planter @edorko.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Kyle Busch has posthumously boosted PCV20 uptake RIP
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Heather Anne Campbell @heathercampbell.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
can’t believe a narcissist is being so publicly humiliated by a reflecting pool
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Tree Planter @edorko.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Just heard crawling up a gravel road on WORT for the first time wonderful
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Tree Planter @edorko.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
My second daughter just said America should have a one child policy
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Bluesky Fanatic @blueskyfanatic.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
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Tree Planter @edorko.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Saw this in the mirror and went back to bed
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Tree Planter @edorko.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
And after that the game was mine
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Tree Planter @edorko.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Erma Bombeck vs Molly Ivins at their peak who wins in the octagon
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Tree Planter @edorko.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Antifa fucked up my pool
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Tree Planter @edorko.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
A pox on All of them
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Tree Planter @edorko.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
This goddamn idiot
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Benjamin Dreyer @bcdreyer.social · 14/06/2026
We have other priorities, but I wouldn't object to amending the Constitution so that Zohran can be president.
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Tree Planter @edorko.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Of course I’m choosing chopsticks to eat my ramen if I used a fork I’d Hoover up the bowl in 5 minutes plus it delays the onset of dementia
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Tree Planter @edorko.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Next township over had a meeting about a new modular data center fascinating to see what will bring people together
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Tree Planter @edorko.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Did I just hear Bob Welch music
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Tree Planter @edorko.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Fire shmire we totally destroyed their nucular capability TWICE
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Tree Planter @edorko.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Donald might go the way of Adolf as far as baby names go
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Tree Planter @edorko.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Graduate of Hogwarts next to bust of some old guyThey keep the important books up in the belfry
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Tree Planter @edorko.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Chip dip
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Tree Planter @edorko.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Why is this chip so watery
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Tree Planter @edorko.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Not terrible
Bagel with rice seasoning
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Tree Planter @edorko.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Whose name will Dump spit like Saddam did Muqtad al-Sadr
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Tree Planter @edorko.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Gonna start a lasagna garden with all these New Yorkers piling up
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Tree Planter @edorko.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Hear me out a cruise to develop natural immunity Princess Polio Adventure, Pertussis Paradise , Carnival Measles Festival
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