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Edorian

@edorian.bsky.social
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👋 I'm a Software Engineering and Management Human interested in ops, growing systems, shipping, DX, etc. I mostly work with PHP, GO, C, CSS, JS and TS. Working @ tideways Shitposting welcome. He/Him

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The PHP Foundation @thephpf.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Announcing the Ecosystem Security Team at The PHP Foundation! Thanks to a grant from Alpha-Omega at @linuxfoundation.org, this effort will improve security across the entire PHP ecosystem. The amazing @edorian.bsky.social will be filling this role.✨ thephp.foundation/blog/2026/05... #php #security
thephp.foundation
Announcing the Ecosystem Security Team at The PHP Foundation
The PHP Foundation — Supporting, Advancing, and Developing the PHP Language
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Edorian @edorian.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Delighted with the applications we got for the #PHP 8.6 Release Mangers (RMs) so far. There are still a couple of days left to apply as well. news-web.php.net/php.internal...
news-web.php.net
php.internals: Release Managers for PHP 8.6
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Edorian @edorian.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
I released #php 8.5.0RC2 yesterday resolving the last issue around one deprecation and many fixes. Big thanks to #phpunit, #Symfony and all the others for their early testing, ensuring the release version is as good as can be. www.php.net/archive/2025...
php.net
PHP: News Archive - 2025
PHP is a popular general-purpose scripting language that powers everything from your blog to the most popular websites in the world.
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International PHP Conference @phpconference.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
🚀 What’s new in #PHP 8.5? At #IntPHPCon, Volker Dusch (Release Manager) shares: ⚡ Perf boosts ✨ New features 🛠 Handling deprecations 📅 Oct 29 | 10:15–11:15 🔗 f.mtr.cool/ozadazlnys
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Edorian @edorian.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Published my first #PHP release today as the responsible Release Manager So I’m delighted to say: 8.5.0alpha2 is ready for testing now: externals.io/message/128094 Big thanks to Tideways and my colleagues there for supporting me in doing this and to Pierrick Charron for the onboarding and support
externals.io
PHP 8.5.0alpha2 is available for testing - Externals
#externals - Opening PHP's #internals to the outside
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Edorian @edorian.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Oh look, my company's logo :)
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PHP Community @phpc.social · 17/04/2025
Congratulations to @edorian.bsky.social and Daniel Scherzer, the “rookie” release managers for PHP 8.5! 🎉🎊👏 news-web.php.net/php.internal... #PHP
news-web.php.net
php.internals: Re: [VOTE] PHP 8.5 Release Managers
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Edorian @edorian.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Back in the Netherlands for the first time since Covid 🎊
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Edorian @edorian.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Playing a detective game and this part of one of the puzzles really got me. 🦅
Snippet of an org charts.

Reporting to the board president are:
- head of corn-based solutions 
- head of speculative investment
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Edorian @edorian.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
👋 So many new and old friends. What brought you all here these days? Anyways, welcome.
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Edorian @edorian.bsky.social · 18/11/2023
!jazbot whereami
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Edorian @edorian.bsky.social · 03/11/2023
Wow, Talos 2 looks truly awful with DLSS. Given the game relies on it very hard to reach even 60 it's quite a shame for something that doesn't look all that impressive. TSR - Native / Medium vs DLSS - Quality / Medium And it looks plain awful in motion: imgur.com/a/55FQiNQ
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Edorian @edorian.bsky.social · 25/10/2023
The combination of Snap and Gnome might be the worst software install experience on the market. I'd rather deal with .msi files. "Please update [button]" "Can't update while the software is running in the background with no window. I WILL be nagging you every day now" The levels of anti-user.
Pending update of "emote" snap
Close the app to update now (11 days left)Unable to install updates
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Edorian @edorian.bsky.social · 13/10/2023
10 hours of Geoguesser with commentary. 🎉 www.youtube.com/live/aY6hkg8...
youtube.com
$50K GEOGUESSR WORLD CUP
GEOGUESSR WORLD CUP! 24 PARTICPANTS COMPETE LIVE FROM STOCKHOLM. THIS IS DAY ONE WHERE 8 PEOPLE WILL ADVANCE TOMORROW FOR THE FINALS.
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 23/09/2023
Urban Planning Opinion Progression xkcd.com/2832
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Edorian @edorian.bsky.social · 15/09/2023
Loading read run's checkpoint on the Unity debacle. Loose the trust of your customers and community - Any% world record.
News anchor style picture with graphics mocking Unity
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Edorian @edorian.bsky.social · 10/09/2023
Chants of Sennaar and the final DLC for The Case of the Golden Idol have both been fantastic deduction games. Very happy with all the wonderful indies of 2023 in general, but these where special gems.
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 06/09/2023
when i say "best best" you say "test test" best best
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Edorian @edorian.bsky.social · 01/09/2023
I'm on a boat. Lake it or not.
Water. From a boat.

That's all there was to this.
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 01/09/2023
The difference between Bluesky and Twitter isn't that there are no crappy people here; this place has 840k users as of this instant, it's impossible some of them won't be trolls, creeps or malign. The difference is the ethos here is "Don't engage, just block." The moment the mask comes off, block.
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Marissa Louise @marissadraws.bsky.social · 01/09/2023
I think the lesson we've learned from the invite system is that no one is more than two degrees away from someone who would absolutely ruin a party.
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Edorian @edorian.bsky.social · 25/08/2023
My slowly degrading hollow knight hoodie. Feels quite appropriate that all things turn into void again.
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Edorian @edorian.bsky.social · 14/08/2023
Coming home to an empty apartment makes me OH WAIT THERE'S PIZZA LEFTOVERS
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Edorian @edorian.bsky.social · 30/07/2023
In my headcannon M*SK and Sp*z made a bet on who can kill their platform faster and all their yes people just went with it.
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Edorian @edorian.bsky.social · 25/07/2023
So many new folks. Hello 👋
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Edorian @edorian.bsky.social · 06/07/2023
Pre launch: Threads is not going to spy on you. Trust™ me™ bro™. Post launch: Threads is not available in your country as privacy regulations make it impossible for us to operate it legally.
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Edorian @edorian.bsky.social · 26/06/2023
"Still punk as fuck" I whisper as I spend my days toiling away at projects for a promo document leaving my colleagues with the important work.
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Edorian @edorian.bsky.social · 24/06/2023
When the funny is stuck on the M-4.
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Edorian @edorian.bsky.social · 21/06/2023
First time in a while I got some patches into open source projects. Always a nice feeling
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Dare Obasanjo @carnage4life.bsky.social · 19/06/2023
The EU is about to require smartphones come with user replaceable batteries by 2027. This follows the requirement that all phones should support USB-C charging by 2024. Politicians are now driving more iPhone innovation than Apple product managers. 🤣
pcmag.com
EU: Smartphones Must Have User-Replaceable Batteries by 2027
The European Parliament just caused a major headache for smartphone and tablet manufacturers.
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Edorian @edorian.bsky.social · 18/06/2023
Ask your LLM about the parallels of GNU hurd and Horus heresy. Or about what event in 40k mirrors the creation of systemd.
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Edorian @edorian.bsky.social · 17/06/2023
How to kill a tech company because that's easier than to develop a business model
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Edorian @edorian.bsky.social · 10/06/2023
Discovery here still seems quite hard. Popular feed and keyboard search is what's here? Is there a Twitter->Bluesky lookup tool somewhere, like there is for Mastodon? Or am I missing some feature 🤔
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Edorian @edorian.bsky.social · 09/06/2023
Hello there 👋
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