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Former Splatoon addict. Former Joystiq commenter. Failed Polygon commenter. Gamie.

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Page @edgypage.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Simply measure all inputs and outputs of software development to justify ROI. A weekend project.
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Page @edgypage.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Psychic peace is having all the lightbulbs at home be the same color temperature
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Page @edgypage.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
youtu.be/MKKPd21O0u8?...
youtu.be
Saiyanfeld: The Saga so far
YouTube video by Grickus AI
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Page @edgypage.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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cp cooke @pod.beepsbopsandbeats.com · 23/09/2026
Millennial pause is costing us billions per year in productivity.
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Page @edgypage.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
We lose 10 minutes of productivity per hour giving space for voice delays or apologizing for overrunning others
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Page @edgypage.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Rollback netcode for Zoom calls
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Page @edgypage.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
God damn
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Page @edgypage.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
New Metroid is good if it's good
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Page @edgypage.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Men only want one thing and it's disgusting
Screenshot of Claude Code with Current Session and Fable Only usage bars at 100% usage
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Page @edgypage.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Plenty of homosocialism.
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Page @edgypage.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
20 minutes in to My Dinner With Andre and this is just Baki without the fighting or homoeroticism.
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Page @edgypage.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I sure picked a weekend to not be in town
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Page @edgypage.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Jesus Christ wouldn't wear his sandals on a plane
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Page @edgypage.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I think you'd win
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Page @edgypage.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Sapphic drama horror?
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Page @edgypage.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Mother Mary is the genre of film I need more of.
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Page @edgypage.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Danny Devito as The Baby Metroid
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cp cooke @pod.beepsbopsandbeats.com · 01/09/2026
New direction for Mother Brain as her nemesis
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Miranda Presley: Iconic Fashion Editor
Alt: Miranda Presley: Iconic Fashion Editor
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Page @edgypage.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Anne Hathaway as Samus Aran
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Page @edgypage.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Mostly correct
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Page @edgypage.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Let's ask Claude to Google this for me
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Page @edgypage.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I've been calling it Squidlish.
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Page @edgypage.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I didn't even know that??
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Page @edgypage.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Beautiful day, otherwise
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Page @edgypage.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
The PC gaming experience is buoyed by Windows backwards compatibility so it gets privileges the consoles don't
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Page @edgypage.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I want a direct link to a low effort 1.2 hour video of a 19 year old reading the wiki of the film so I don't have to take a risk.
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Page @edgypage.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I wish movie descriptions would tell me more about the movie
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The Cactuar Matt @thecactuarmatt.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Your dad sucks
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Page @edgypage.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Don't talk that way about my dad
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Page @edgypage.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Running Claude Code on something is my Subway Surfersesque stimming outlet
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Page @edgypage.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Ask Claude next time
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Page @edgypage.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I found a label maker at work
Label that reads 'Horse'
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Page @edgypage.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Charles Barkley as the Baki narrator
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Page @edgypage.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I want a choreographed fight scene that's just an extended MvC3 top set references
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Page @edgypage.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I want Marvel's Dr. Doom to say "Footdive!"
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Wazert @wazert.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
put Goku on Broadway
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Page @edgypage.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
The app isn't the solution to whoever made this problem.
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Page @edgypage.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Might be a step in the right direction for Star Fox
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Page @edgypage.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I'm going to bring back rofl
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Page @edgypage.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Preaching to the choir, brother
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Page @edgypage.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Clanker? I hardly knew 'er!
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Page @edgypage.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
That could be you if you said AI more
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Page @edgypage.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
That's the problem right there. How exactly did that measurement come about without it being diagnosed as an organizational issue? Did ChatGPT make that number up? The cheap automation cost ignores the common underlying issue that we're automating bad processes.
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Page @edgypage.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Much of the discussion of LLMs in the workplace are just a displaced conversation of missing data engineering principles in establishing single sources of truth for actionable team alignment.
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Page @edgypage.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I'm saying you can't optimize chicken shit in to chicken salad. Automation is useful when what's automated is useful. "I get too many emails to read" doesn't mean you need an email summary bot that you then just ignore, it often means there's an underlying organizational issue halting org utility.
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Page @edgypage.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I never apologize.
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Page @edgypage.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
The cheap replicas of experience are an affront to delusions of grand mechanical insight.... So it's an affront to the product of many knowledge and administrate employees. A panacea for those who think others hold them back, poison for those who rely on distributing incompetence to group ownership.
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Page @edgypage.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
The barriers are often the closest to a you a person can be; there's often little underneath the barriers worth much. Friction is fundamental to many definitions of self, for better or worse.
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Page @edgypage.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I visit the zeitgeist
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