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E G @edgy.bsky.social · 13h
This cover made me imagine a future backlash where people only accepted handwritten text for anything important
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E G @edgy.bsky.social · 13h
Sweet potato sounding demonic in the microwave
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Sarameg @sarameg.bsky.social · 16h
Heheheh
Closeup of a windowed blue door with 4 tiny Camark style black and white cats perched on it.
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toxicojendron radicans @toxicoradica.northsky.social · 14h
🌼 tall rattlesnakeroot 🌿 Nabalus altissimus #nativeplants #ecoregion71
three long, narrow, green flowerbuds hanging from a stem alongside one blooming composite flower (also pendant). there are short, dark green outer bracts at the base of the involucre, then a much longer, lighter set of inner bracts that run down the length of the corolla until just beyond where the light yellow, petal-like corollas of the flowerhead's five ray florets spread apart. there are no disk florets. five long styles descend from the pendant flowerhead, each pale yellow, one per floret. they subtly bifurcate by their tips, which are dusted with bright yellow pollen from their passage through the reddish tube of fused anthers that persists around the base of each style. a large, loose panicle of dangling flowerheads at the top of the stem of a tall rattlesnakeroot. the many branching stems tend to bear most of their composite flowers near their tips. many are still buds, shaped like little green torpedoes. the blooming flowerheads face the ground, their (usually) five light yellow ray florets flaring open to reveal a set of long, hanging styles. in the background, forest trees grow at the top of a gully's exposed rock outcrop. tall rattlesnakeroot growing among poison ivy on the forest floor; it stands around waist high. low on its stem, it bears alternate green leaves with five distinctively shaped deep palmate lobes. the leaves of these rattlesnakeroots are highly variable, often even on the same individual when comparing upper leaves to lower leaves. higher up, these leaves loose two of their lobes and form a T shape; near the top, there are some simple leaves just shaped like eggs. some flowers grow from leaf axils even fairly low on the stem, but most are higher up where the stem branches a few times to form a panicle. the flowers hang from their stems facing the ground, their light yellow petal-like rays spreading near flat. in the center of each flowerhead, there is a cluster of long styles, often dusted with bright yellow pollen at their tips, with a ring with reddish stamen tubes at their base.
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E G @edgy.bsky.social · 13h
1. Whistling guy plucking peppers from a bushy plant & shoving them into the pockets of his canvas jacket under a perfect, sparkling sun 2. 2 guys with an idling scooter talking a woman through the drivers ed test 3. 2 self-identified car thi*ves talking about a third guy who is stea ling too much
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Red Gardener @kelsilo.bsky.social · 19h
Up and running at Govans Farmers Market. Im here until 6. Get it!
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E G @edgy.bsky.social · 20h
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E G @edgy.bsky.social · 20h
Degradation ceremony.. some of you all would enjoy this too much
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E G @edgy.bsky.social · 20h
Checking in on Billy hello Billy
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E G @edgy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My d*ntist says I should get b*tox for my grinding bc of how many night guards I've destroyed but I'm worried it will affect my embouchure for oboe. Any of y'all had this?
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E G @edgy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Last Tuesday, a guy yelled at me & accused me of cheating for 10min. after I beat him in front of his girlfriend. It was frustrating & stressful & I cried in my car for a while before going home. this week I came ready to beat him with witnesses so there were no doubts in his mind but he didn't come
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E G @edgy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
There were two night herons - one with brown colors hunting in the grass and the other with the full regalia hunting in the water - as well as so many ducks making tiny hungry hungry hippo sounds snapping at the schooling fish at the surface
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abject relations @abjectrelations.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’m DJing at The Eagle next week! Excited to play an open decks, too! I’m relatively new to DJing without a laptop so this will be a good opportunity to play with Pioneer equipment. I expect to be humbled but if you’re free at 10 next Thursday, I’d love to see friends there
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E G @edgy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Fish are jumping
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E G @edgy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Guy rolled around the corner on one of those three wheel motorcycle things blasting an ad for astigmatism
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E G @edgy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Imagine if they had given the arabbers all of the money they gave to pimlico instead
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E G @edgy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Some cracks
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E G @edgy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This little baby snapping turtle
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E G @edgy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is a good idea for gatherings
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E G @edgy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Kk
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E G @edgy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Pretty books
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E G @edgy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Billy spooked a squirrel that was behind a flower pot and it flew up my leg and jumped off of my thigh to get away
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E G @edgy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Trend invention: take favorite elements from the holidays and combine them into one bespoke holiday
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R E P P I E @reptileshroud.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Pegasus Play
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E G @edgy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Deadly, Unaccountable, Unfit & Undisciplined, Unnecessary & Unwanted, Disastrous, Shameful Lots of room in this DUDS acrostic for more adjectives
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Charm City Art Spice @rahnealexander.com · 28/09/2026
this is great next, let's prohibit ppl from driving around maryland with ICE *in* their car
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Tbird @coupedetat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Guess who happily hopped on and hung out on the Pride of Baltimore II again
A large dog, on the deck of a ship.
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ennui matisse @curses.northsky.social · 28/09/2026
maryland's "no kings act" goes into effect in october, making it possible for marylanders to file civil suits against federal officers for constitutional rights violations while acting under the color of law 😌
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E G @edgy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Is it petty if I turned my head away while rolling up the car window when you waved at me
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E G @edgy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Some people have to close the car door approximately 16 times before they can honk the alarm a bunch. How many doors does the car have and what is going on are questions you could ask in this situation
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E G @edgy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Sometimes I see someone doing stims in a cute way and it makes me feel more comfortable for a while
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E G @edgy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Imagining a timeline where it was 👽my crystal skeleton👽 instead of 👎my pillow👎 and it is sickeningly wonderful come actually join me here
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E G @edgy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Song about the smoke monster from lost
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E G @edgy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
song about a seam ripper
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E G @edgy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Damn they really did it pangeaprinting.bigcartel.com/product/cama...
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E G @edgy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
How do I have no winter clothing that fits
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E G @edgy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Billy was pissed that I wouldn't buy her ice cream and looped us back past the shop three times in the rain. I'm sorry Billy
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E G @edgy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Took my parents to a comedy show Damn that's ambitious E G Yeah I know
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E G @edgy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Got an architectural detail piece and one that is slightly purple
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E G @edgy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A pope talking about artificial intelligence Sure sounds like sci fi
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E G @edgy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Yes 👯‍♀️👯‍♀️ bmore queenside 👯‍♀️👯‍♀️ this Sunday at red Emma's 2-4pm one FAQ: are trans men welcome? YES. As are non-binary folks. Bmore Queenside is meant to be a safer, more welcoming environment for LGBT+&women than traditional chess clubs can be.
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Lord Chief Justice @lordchiefjustice.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The photos in question…
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E G @edgy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Saw a guy walking across the roofs last night, going down the block as if he were strolling on a sidewalk and not the roofs of multiple houses, and asked if he was ok but he ducked out of sight like a squirrel
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Red Gardener @kelsilo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A wise man (Tom Waits) once said, a little rain never hurt no one. So come out to Overlea Farmers Market! Here until 12:30.
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E G @edgy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Hey Billy Billy: Yeah? Every time I see your frog, I think it says a f d not afp Billy: Enough said *Stuff on the rug in the background is shredded acorns
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E G @edgy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Alain/Allen, the mistletoe fig, throws tiny figs all over the place multiple times a year which is definitely why the ppl gave him away and wanted him gone quickly but I think it's fine. What else is he supposed to do
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