E G @edgy.bsky.social · 13hThis cover made me imagine a future backlash where people only accepted handwritten text for anything important 030
Reposted by E Gtoxicojendron radicans @toxicoradica.northsky.social · 14h🌼 tall rattlesnakeroot 🌿 Nabalus altissimus #nativeplants #ecoregion71 0221
E G @edgy.bsky.social · 13h1. Whistling guy plucking peppers from a bushy plant & shoving them into the pockets of his canvas jacket under a perfect, sparkling sun 2. 2 guys with an idling scooter talking a woman through the drivers ed test 3. 2 self-identified car thi*ves talking about a third guy who is stea ling too much 150
Reposted by E GRed Gardener @kelsilo.bsky.social · 19hUp and running at Govans Farmers Market. Im here until 6. Get it! 155
E G @edgy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026My d*ntist says I should get b*tox for my grinding bc of how many night guards I've destroyed but I'm worried it will affect my embouchure for oboe. Any of y'all had this? 120
E G @edgy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Last Tuesday, a guy yelled at me & accused me of cheating for 10min. after I beat him in front of his girlfriend. It was frustrating & stressful & I cried in my car for a while before going home. this week I came ready to beat him with witnesses so there were no doubts in his mind but he didn't come 550
E G @edgy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026There were two night herons - one with brown colors hunting in the grass and the other with the full regalia hunting in the water - as well as so many ducks making tiny hungry hungry hippo sounds snapping at the schooling fish at the surface 151
Reposted by E Gabject relations @abjectrelations.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I’m DJing at The Eagle next week! Excited to play an open decks, too! I’m relatively new to DJing without a laptop so this will be a good opportunity to play with Pioneer equipment. I expect to be humbled but if you’re free at 10 next Thursday, I’d love to see friends there 042
E G @edgy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Guy rolled around the corner on one of those three wheel motorcycle things blasting an ad for astigmatism 190
E G @edgy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Imagine if they had given the arabbers all of the money they gave to pimlico instead 1163
E G @edgy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026 Billy spooked a squirrel that was behind a flower pot and it flew up my leg and jumped off of my thigh to get away 040
E G @edgy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Trend invention: take favorite elements from the holidays and combine them into one bespoke holiday 260
E G @edgy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Deadly, Unaccountable, Unfit & Undisciplined, Unnecessary & Unwanted, Disastrous, Shameful Lots of room in this DUDS acrostic for more adjectives 010
Reposted by E GCharm City Art Spice @rahnealexander.com · 28/09/2026this is great next, let's prohibit ppl from driving around maryland with ICE *in* their car 0152
Reposted by E GTbird @coupedetat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Guess who happily hopped on and hung out on the Pride of Baltimore II again 1192
Reposted by E Gennui matisse @curses.northsky.social · 28/09/2026maryland's "no kings act" goes into effect in october, making it possible for marylanders to file civil suits against federal officers for constitutional rights violations while acting under the color of law 😌 1102
E G @edgy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Is it petty if I turned my head away while rolling up the car window when you waved at me 280
E G @edgy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Some people have to close the car door approximately 16 times before they can honk the alarm a bunch. How many doors does the car have and what is going on are questions you could ask in this situation 020
E G @edgy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Sometimes I see someone doing stims in a cute way and it makes me feel more comfortable for a while 040
E G @edgy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Imagining a timeline where it was 👽my crystal skeleton👽 instead of 👎my pillow👎 and it is sickeningly wonderful come actually join me here 0110
E G @edgy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Damn they really did it pangeaprinting.bigcartel.com/product/cama... 261
E G @edgy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Billy was pissed that I wouldn't buy her ice cream and looped us back past the shop three times in the rain. I'm sorry Billy 0130
E G @edgy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Took my parents to a comedy show Damn that's ambitious E G Yeah I know 150
E G @edgy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Got an architectural detail piece and one that is slightly purple 280
E G @edgy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026A pope talking about artificial intelligence Sure sounds like sci fi 010
E G @edgy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Yes 👯♀️👯♀️ bmore queenside 👯♀️👯♀️ this Sunday at red Emma's 2-4pm one FAQ: are trans men welcome? YES. As are non-binary folks. Bmore Queenside is meant to be a safer, more welcoming environment for LGBT+&women than traditional chess clubs can be. 073
Reposted by E GLord Chief Justice @lordchiefjustice.bsky.social · 26/09/2026The photos in question… 1132
E G @edgy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Saw a guy walking across the roofs last night, going down the block as if he were strolling on a sidewalk and not the roofs of multiple houses, and asked if he was ok but he ducked out of sight like a squirrel 250
Reposted by E GRed Gardener @kelsilo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026A wise man (Tom Waits) once said, a little rain never hurt no one. So come out to Overlea Farmers Market! Here until 12:30. 284
E G @edgy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Hey Billy Billy: Yeah? Every time I see your frog, I think it says a f d not afp Billy: Enough said *Stuff on the rug in the background is shredded acorns 070
E G @edgy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Alain/Allen, the mistletoe fig, throws tiny figs all over the place multiple times a year which is definitely why the ppl gave him away and wanted him gone quickly but I think it's fine. What else is he supposed to do 030