Reposted by Ed GerrishIn Medias Malone @professormusgrave.bsky.social · 29/09/2026As a professor, most of what I do is log in to things 461420192
Reposted by Ed GerrishBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Every new dinosaur thing is like the Tyrannosaurus Rex wore short sleeved dress shirts and worked as a paralegal 692802474
Ed Gerrish @edgerrish.bsky.social · 08/07/2026The most unrealistic part of HotD S3E3 is that the treasury can't be "empty" any country that mints its own currency can either debase that currency, create a new currency, or issue promissory notes. Sure it's inflationary but a sovereign treasury isn't "empty." 000
Ed Gerrish @edgerrish.bsky.social · 06/07/2026I think rescinding the red card suspension is the only deal the Trump administration has actually completed. 010
Reposted by Ed GerrishPaul Fairie @paulisci.bsky.social · 06/06/2026A List of Things Eaten by Scientists 🧵 34727359
Ed Gerrish @edgerrish.bsky.social · 18/05/2026The song SkyFall but lyrics lamenting the demise of SkyMall. 010
Ed Gerrish @edgerrish.bsky.social · 13/05/2026Going to a Jimmy Buffet concert and screaming for the Pina Colada song. 000
Ed Gerrish @edgerrish.bsky.social · 17/03/2026GPT: That’s so correct, Sméagol. It is actually your birthday and Deagol, who claims to be your friend, did not get you a present. I think if he values your friendship, the golden ring—that he just found at the bottom of the Anduin(!)—is an appropriate gift. 030
Reposted by Ed GerrishEndless Screaming @infinitescream.bsky.social · 25/01/2026AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH 14012
Ed Gerrish @edgerrish.bsky.social · 29/11/2025Hey, Fuck my Fucking shit up. @profanity.accountant 110
Ed Gerrish @edgerrish.bsky.social · 27/11/2025“And look who is coming down the street! It’s the wildly popular kids character Snarkal the Sargozian. And on his float is ‘lil Boughie singing eat the rich from her gold plated album, snortcialism.” 000
Ed Gerrish @edgerrish.bsky.social · 20/10/2025AWS crashed because a college sophomore asked Chat GPT to write his “what’s the ‘meaning of life” essay for PHIL-101 000
Reposted by Ed GerrishAndrew Ferguson @epikt.bsky.social · 07/04/2025with a little poetic license 9990114
Ed Gerrish @edgerrish.bsky.social · 07/04/2025Is a self-imposed stock market crash usually the first sign of an emerging galactic civilization? Asking for my K customer. 071
Ed Gerrish @edgerrish.bsky.social · 04/04/2025VIX hits its third largest peak today after COVID, GR. 020
Ed Gerrish @edgerrish.bsky.social · 13/03/2025It’s only champagne if it’s from the champagne region of France. Otherwise it’s just sparkling mercantilism. 040
Reposted by Ed GerrishEd Gerrish @edgerrish.bsky.social · 20/02/2025You’re only reskeeting yourself because you are convinced your joke is better than it is. 011
Ed Gerrish @edgerrish.bsky.social · 20/02/2025You’re only reskeeting yourself because you are convinced your joke is better than it is. 011
Ed Gerrish @edgerrish.bsky.social · 10/02/2025My favorite jerseys are the ones where the player puts “Sr.” On the jersey because they are concerned that fans might confused them with their 1 year old child. 000
Ed Gerrish @edgerrish.bsky.social · 25/12/2024Explaining to my kids that Santa understands mens rea. 020
Ed Gerrish @edgerrish.bsky.social · 09/12/2024If you do one thing to learn about how unqualified Trump’s NIH pick, Jay Bhattacharya, is watch this video from 3/31/20. In it, he makes specific and wrong claims about Covid mortality rates (0.01%!) and much more. NIH director should be scientifically literate; he isn’t. youtu.be/-UO3Wd5urg0?...youtu.beQuestioning Conventional Wisdom in the COVID-19 Crisis, with Dr. Jay BhattacharyaYouTube video by Hoover Institution 110
Reposted by Ed GerrishPaul Fairie @paulisci.bsky.social · 11/11/2024A Brief History of Nobody Wants to Work Anymore 🧵 26973454
Ed Gerrish @edgerrish.bsky.social · 05/11/2024The best evidence that we live in a simulation? I saw photos of boxes of top secret documents next to the former president’s golden toilet and now he has a 50/50 shot to be president again. 000
Ed Gerrish @edgerrish.bsky.social · 20/08/2024Senator Chris Coons ends his speech.media.tenor.coma man sits at a desk in front of a computer screenALT: a man sits at a desk in front of a computer screen 020
Ed Gerrish @edgerrish.bsky.social · 27/07/2024Look people, we can’t just ban Mordor from the Olympics because of their policy of binding humanity in darkness. That would go against the spirit of Olympism. 000
Ed Gerrish @edgerrish.bsky.social · 25/12/2023I'm an extremely honest thinker who isn't beholden to anyone and has a lot of hands-on life experience at a quirkily wide array of activities. 010
Ed Gerrish @edgerrish.bsky.social · 17/12/2023The social norm should be that as soon as the bell rings, everyone on the plane should recline their seats at the same time. Seats that don’t recline should be discounted appropriately. 050
Reposted by Ed GerrishNeil Gaiman @neilhimself.neilgaiman.com · 29/11/2023I'm starting to get tired of apps (or is it the phone?) "correcting", which is to say, randomly changing, words I typed correctly into different words that make less sense. It was bad enough when typos were changed into different words, but now casual typing on a phone feels like a battle of wills. 2982812357