Eden Dranger @edeneats.bsky.social · 03/07/2025Whenever I feel ugly, I just remember that I'm a terrible person too. 1171
Eden Dranger @edeneats.bsky.social · 27/06/2025Me: *eats an unwashed peach* Also me: No fucking way am I gonna use a shopping basket with a crumbled piece of paper in it. 1232
Eden Dranger @edeneats.bsky.social · 14/05/2025HBO HBO GO HBO NOW HBO MAX HBO RAGNAROK HBO TOKYO DRIFT MAX HBO MAX 3366
Eden Dranger @edeneats.bsky.social · 07/05/2025there’s no non-embarsssing way to get out of the backseat of a 2 door car. 1141
Eden Dranger @edeneats.bsky.social · 03/05/2025so cute when dust pans leave a coke line of dirt. 0121
Eden Dranger @edeneats.bsky.social · 11/04/2025I wrote about what the stock market crashes means for screenwriters and other creatives for my Substack this week. (please subscribe cuz the only thing more unstable than the stock market right now are Hollywood jobs) open.substack.com/pub/edendran...open.substack.comThe Market Crashed—Why You Should Care (and Not Just Crawl Into Bed With a Xanax Smoothie)Yes. Even If You’re Just Trying to Book a Guest Spot on “NCIS”. 0131
Eden Dranger @edeneats.bsky.social · 08/04/2025Even if you don’t own stocks, when the market crashes, rich people get sad, and when rich people get sad, they start laying off everyone, raising your rent, and charging $16 for a bagel. 1224
Eden Dranger @edeneats.bsky.social · 29/03/2025If you bought your Ramones T-shirt from Urban Outfitters, then it doesn't count. 1211
Eden Dranger @edeneats.bsky.social · 16/03/2025Adulthood is basically just trying to fall asleep at night and stay awake during the day. 1364
Eden Dranger @edeneats.bsky.social · 14/03/2025The serving size for ice cream should be "until you stop feeling sad". 2416
Eden Dranger @edeneats.bsky.social · 11/03/2025I miss having a boring, but functional president. 1884
Eden Dranger @edeneats.bsky.social · 26/02/2025"I'm a HUGE dork!” -hot people who were mean to dorks in high school 0271
Eden Dranger @edeneats.bsky.social · 09/02/2025How long does it take for an apple to turn brown after you cut it never mind. 2351
Eden Dranger @edeneats.bsky.social · 04/02/2025I've just been ordering shit online just to give me a will to live for 3-5 business days. 5947
Reposted by Eden DrangerFaine Greenwood @faineg.com · 03/02/2025Ah, the millennial experience of “every time you get some measure of financial and career stability, the world decides to do something extraordinarily stupid again” 198115383038
Eden Dranger @edeneats.bsky.social · 03/02/2025We’re living in the Part 2 of the VHS tape of The Sound of Music. 0253
Eden Dranger @edeneats.bsky.social · 21/01/2025It's pretty fuckin ridiculous my grandma hid from the Nazis in 1939 and now I have to do it in 2025. 1413
Eden Dranger @edeneats.bsky.social · 19/01/2025Now that TikTok is gone, let’s make more TV shows and with 22 episode seasons, yeah? 1024018
Reposted by Eden DrangerEliza Skinner - comedian @elizaskinner.bsky.social · 14/01/2025I think people think of money as impersonal. Sending socks and imagining you’re keeping someone’s feet warm feels good. But if you’re sending money, imagine making somebody’s kids feel safe. Getting a birthday cake and birthday presents. Printing out special photos to put in a frame. You gave that. 1826
Reposted by Eden DrangerShruti Saran @shrutesnladders.bsky.social · 13/01/2025I know LA is nursing what feels like a giant open wound right now, but my medium-term hope is that these fires push the industry to activate, rather than becoming a reason to hit pause yet again. The vibes will never be immaculate. If we want TV and film to stay in LA, we have to make it so. 0101
Eden Dranger @edeneats.bsky.social · 12/01/2025An extra psychological element to this whole ordeal, a lot of us in LA are getting a "r u okay?" text from an ex. 2363
Eden Dranger @edeneats.bsky.social · 07/01/20259 yrs ago, I had very early stage breast cancer and had a double mastectomy. 3 yrs later, I met a guy I fell madly in love. I told him I don’t have boobs but he said it didn’t matter. 4 weeks later he dumped me for a JetBlue flight attendant. This isn’t us. 6454
Eden Dranger @edeneats.bsky.social · 28/12/2024how you react when your flight is cancelled is who you really are. 2242
Eden Dranger @edeneats.bsky.social · 27/12/2024We are officially now in that weird haze between Christmas and New Years when we're all like what day is it? Are banks open? Are other people working? Is it still okay to eat leftover ham? What am I doing with my life? Is my ex happy? 2351
Eden Dranger @edeneats.bsky.social · 25/12/2024Being a Jew on Christmas is like being a woman at a Rush concert. 1213
Eden Dranger @edeneats.bsky.social · 24/12/2024Grown-ass adults who love Christmas too much give off Disney Adult energy. 2295
Eden Dranger @edeneats.bsky.social · 23/12/2024PornHub should do a wrap-up of your year like Spotify does. 2243
Eden Dranger @edeneats.bsky.social · 22/12/2024Probably the most embarrassing way to die is being run over by a car with those Rudolph antlers. 0242
Eden Dranger @edeneats.bsky.social · 19/12/2024Did you guys know you can buy a birthday cake without it being your birthday? They don't even check! 1223
Eden Dranger @edeneats.bsky.social · 19/12/2024I don’t know which rich person needs to hear this but assistants, support staff, the people who clean your house, nannies, landscapers etc don’t want a bunch of shit for Christmas. Just give them extra money! 2285
Eden Dranger @edeneats.bsky.social · 18/12/2024My sex ed class in high school never warned me about how hard it is to not fart during sex. 2152
Eden Dranger @edeneats.bsky.social · 16/12/2024When the email says 'per my last message' and you have no choice but to escalate… 2164
Eden Dranger @edeneats.bsky.social · 11/12/2024Sorry I used your holiday card with your kid’s face on it as a coaster. 2210
Eden Dranger @edeneats.bsky.social · 10/12/2024Luigi Mangione is about to get soooo many smutty letters in prison. 0180
Eden Dranger @edeneats.bsky.social · 10/12/2024Look, I like Bluesky and all but Twitter is being way funnier and hornier about the sexy shooter. 3281
Reposted by Eden Drangerbarry j neely, composer @barryjneely.bsky.social · 08/12/2024Wise tip from back when. Thanks @edeneats.bsky.social 0193
Eden Dranger @edeneats.bsky.social · 05/12/2024*during sex* Me: hurt me Spotify: ok, here’s your most listened songs of 2024 you tasteless piece of shit. 0242
Eden Dranger @edeneats.bsky.social · 04/12/2024No one killing it in Hollywood posts pics of their screeners. 180
Eden Dranger @edeneats.bsky.social · 03/12/2024Instead of wasting money on a “Cyber Monday” deal, why don’t you get a subscription to my newsletter about saving money so you can not only save money, but also support the arts! open.substack.com/pub/edendran...open.substack.comHow To Get Rich From Black FridayJust hear me out... 0112
Eden Dranger @edeneats.bsky.social · 30/11/2024Happy Deleting Emails From Every Fuckin Store You've Ever Purchased Anything From Weekend! 1469
