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Ed Clarke

@edclarke57.bsky.social
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Occasional grower of beautiful crystals

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Ed Clarke @edclarke57.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Don't worry, it sounds like they are coming to arrest those responsible.
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Ed Clarke @edclarke57.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Post a perfect album from the 90's that isn't Nirvana, Soundgarden, Pearl Jam or Alice in Chains
Album cover of I Was The King, I Really Was The King by Animals That Swim
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Ed Clarke @edclarke57.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
How annoyed you'd be if you had tickets at the other end of the ground #FRAENG
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Ed Clarke @edclarke57.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
I defy you to draw that tiger worse than it's already drawn.
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Ed Clarke @edclarke57.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Novel mathematics on Sky News: "They've finished 2nd, 2nd, 2nd, by the law of averages they couldn't finish 2nd again" #arsenal
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Ed Clarke @edclarke57.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
That's a pretty powerful rogan josh if you have to write a Will and Testament in preparation for it.
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Ed Clarke @edclarke57.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Ever since you guys mentioned the Mings-Maatsen and Pau-Digne pairings, Unai has refused to pick them together. Is he just doing it to spite @claretbluepod.bsky.social?
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Ed Clarke @edclarke57.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
I'm getting contrasting emotions on my timeline today
A screenshot of my Bluesky feed, showing a happy streamer and an unhappy potato.
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Ed Clarke @edclarke57.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
It's a sure sign that you've overcooked them.
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Ed Clarke @edclarke57.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Quote from the Sky Sports reporter during the match: "O'Reilly is from Aston Villa, so you know he's going to be good"
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Commander Sterling @commandersterling.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Tech platforms censor words, not meaning. It’s frighteningly insidious. This kind of censorship explicitly empowers bad actors by robbing their critics of the language to criticize. Euphemisms are often the domain of fascists and predators. It’s a domain that online media wants to gate us inside.
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Ed Clarke @edclarke57.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Footage of Tyrone turfing Mason Greenwood out of that list
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Ed Clarke @edclarke57.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Treat yourself to some Animals That Swim.
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Ed Clarke @edclarke57.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Amid considerable opposition from the family, I'm trying to make The Green Knight a Christmas thing.
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Ed Clarke @edclarke57.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
I'm impressed how artfully he turns it into a forward roll though, we never got that with Paul Alcock and Paolo Di Canio.
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Ed Clarke @edclarke57.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
It's only a thousand billion, so heaven knows how he'll scrape by.
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Ed Clarke @edclarke57.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Alternatively, one dog packed into a smaller space = more concentrated dog.
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Ed Clarke @edclarke57.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Could've been done over insecure Signal.
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Ed Clarke @edclarke57.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
If cleanliness is next to godliness that makes Powerwash Simulator 2 almost a requirement.
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Ed Clarke @edclarke57.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
When your PR agency has arranged an exciting film tie-in for your product but it turns out to be The Human Centipede.
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Ed Clarke @edclarke57.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Had the customary first game look around to see who's back and who's new, when an old guy to the right was missing it's the first time I've thought "maybe he doesn't have a smartphone?"
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Ed Clarke @edclarke57.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Superb, and just the thing to read shortly before your annual performance review #booksky
Cover of The Tartar Steppe by Dino Buzzati
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No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 27/07/2025
YEP
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Ed Clarke @edclarke57.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
Tessa Sanderson once gave me second prize in a fancy dress contest.
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Ed Clarke @edclarke57.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
It's been a good year for butterflies (until they meet the cats).
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Julian "Jaz" Rignall @jazrignall.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Choon: www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmmE...
youtube.com
Thing on a Spring Commodore 64 Main Theme
YouTube video by gdreyband
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Ed Clarke @edclarke57.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Did Coventry City have a clause in the contract about the colour of his suit?
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Ed Clarke @edclarke57.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
My Instagram feed has got very niche.
Consecutive posts on Instagram feed featuring John Everett Millais' Ophelia and a crocodile floating in the same pose.
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Ed Clarke @edclarke57.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
The woe of the modern scientist, when your new phone autocorrects germanium into geranium.
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Ed Clarke @edclarke57.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
It is an oversight that anthem singing ability isn't taken into account when picking national football teams #england
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Ed Clarke @edclarke57.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
How I arrived on Bluesky youtu.be/7y4ATS5RTeg?...
youtu.be
Surviving desire (dance)
YouTube video by CapellaAB
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Ed Clarke @edclarke57.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
I misinterpreted that and thought you'd touched Dion Dublin, Gareth Southgate and Martin Keown with Emma Watson's credit card.
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Ed Clarke @edclarke57.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
It's time for the annual conference programme assembly all-nighter, where we find out how many people don't know where they work or what the names of their co-authors are #UKS25 #IshisnamereallyBrain
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orbette @orbette.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Me in the National Security team group chat
George the bear
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No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 13/03/2025
Good morning
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Bibiana Rojas @biobiiana.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Have a look at this coverage of the new paper led by Daniel Shaykevich, featuring Andrius Pasukonis, both currently at @klivvvienna.bsky.social 😊 Link to paper in the comments 🐸 www.nature.com/articles/d41...
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Take me home, country toads
Cane toads have remarkable navigation abilities, even when their sense of smell and magnetic-sensory systems are compromised.
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Ed Clarke @edclarke57.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
There's a Nature sub-editor out there somewhere who deserves all the awards 🐸👑
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Ed Clarke @edclarke57.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Just reached my steps target for the day walking to the kitchen for some peanuts #goals
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Ed Clarke @edclarke57.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
They're not necessarily playing another football game, they are just looking for revenge.
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Ed Clarke @edclarke57.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
By far the better way to do it to be fair.
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Ed Clarke @edclarke57.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
I do recommend Last Year at Marienbad for a bit of stylish, confusing French New Wave
Still image of garden scene from Last Year at Marienbad
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Ed Clarke @edclarke57.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
My first book of 2025 and already the best one I'll read all year about being freaked out by a cat in the French countryside #booksky #nyrb
Cover of Hill by Jean Giono, translated by Paul Eprile (NYRB Classics)
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Ed Clarke @edclarke57.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
I'm hoping but not expecting it to be The Adventure Game (the vortex was definitely scary though)
Various Argonds and a contestant on The Adventure Game
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Ed Clarke @edclarke57.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
No explanations, no reviews, but you obviously leave the best for last.
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Ed Clarke @edclarke57.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. (20/20) #BookSky 💙📚 #Books #BookChallenge #20daybookchallenge
Cover of Wuthering Heights by Emily Brontë (Penguin English Library)
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Ed Clarke @edclarke57.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. (19/20) #BookSky 💙📚 #Books #BookChallenge #20daybookchallenge
Cover of Zama by Antonio di Benedetto (NYRB Classics)
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Ed Clarke @edclarke57.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
I *think* I've run out of people to give this for Christmas by now, but I might find new ones for next year.
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Ed Clarke @edclarke57.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. (18/20) #BookSky 💙📚 #Books #BookChallenge #20daybookchallenge
Cover of Orkney by Amy Sackville
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Ed Clarke @edclarke57.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
I can't think of many authors that have fallen so far out of fashion as D. H. Lawrence has these days.
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Ed Clarke @edclarke57.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. (17/20) #BookSky 💙📚 #Books #BookChallenge #20daybookchallenge
Cover of Sons and Lovers by D. H. Lawrence (very old Penguin Classic)
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