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Ed Davies

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Programmer who likes science/astronomy, etc. For the last 8 years I've been building an off-grid house in NE Scotland but have since given up on the project. #yes […] 🌉 bridged from ⁂ functional.cafe/@edavies, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact

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Ed Davies @edavies.functional.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 9h
Some details of this Russian vs Ukrainian satellites thingy from somebody who I think is pretty reliable: sattrackcam.blogspot.com/2026/10/ko…
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KOSMOS 2612 and ICEYE-X36: a worrisome cat-and-mouse-game in Space
--- _click diagram to enlarge_ A **worrisome cat-and-mouse-game** is happening in Space as we speak. The Russian military satellite **KOSMOS 2612** (2026-083H) which was launched from Plesetsk on 16 April 2026, is approaching the US registered,**reportedly Ukranian used** SAR satellite **ICEYE-X36** (2024-043F). At the moment of writing (17 Oct 2026, 18:15 UTC) they are already within 1-2 km of each other, judging from the latest orbital elements. According to my calculations, **somewhere in the next few hours**(i.e. the early hours of October 18)**, KOSMOS 2612 might approach ICEYE-X36 to within a few meters** (hard values are difficult to give here, given the inherent uncertainties in Two Line Elements). **That is very worrisome.** This RPO (**Rendezvous and Proximity Operation**) is completely non-consensual. If ICEYE-X36 is indeed used by Ukraine, this means that a satellite from one country (Russia) is closely approaching a satellite of another country (Ukraine) with which it is at war. So I wonder and worry whether we are perhaps watching **a first actual on-orbit ASAT** **attack** in the making here... The next few days and hours should learn us more. Initially, earlier last summer, I was skeptical whether KOSMOS 2612 was targetting ICEYE-X36. At that time, I considered that the similarity in orbital plane could be accidental, the more since the initial orbital configuration did not lead to frequent close approaches between the two satellites. But my thinking on this has changed. Starting some two-and-a-half weeks ago, on September 30, 2026, KOSMOS 2612 made **a series of manoeuvers**. These were **clearly designed to bring KOSMOS 2612 close to ICEYE-X36 and synchronise orbital altitude, eccentricity and orbital period**. Manoeuvers to this effect happened on 30 September, 12 October, 15 October and 16 October. _[added note 17 Oct 2026, 19:05 UTC]:_ The point is, that **attribution is very difficult in Space**. If ICEYE-X36 stops functioning tonight, it will be very suspicious, but nevertheless also difficult to unambiguously attribute to KOSMOS 2612. --- _click diagram to enlarge_ --- _Click diagram to enlarge_ --- _Click diagram to enlarge_
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Frank Sonderborg @fsonder.mastodon.ie.ap.brid.gy · 10h
A fishy story;+)
Q: My child will not eat fish, what can I replace it with? 

​A: A cat. Cats love fish. 
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Ed Davies @edavies.functional.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 18h
I have now reached the point in my mental decline where I not only have to rely on notes to remind me to do anything but I can't actually remember what the more cryptic of those notes are about.
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Ed Davies @edavies.functional.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 13/10/2026
There are sensible reasons to connect supermarket fridges to a network. One might be for grid demand management: the grid's struggling so turn off the fridges across the country for half an hour (i.e, turn their thermostats up a few degrees). Of course, there are also sensible reasons to do it […]
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Ed Davies @edavies.functional.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 12/10/2026
Tilt and turn windows should be called tilt or turn windows. To be more specific, they should be called tilt xor turn windows. I want to put an aerial outside with the radio inside. I need the window turned to position the aerial. I want the window tilted in operation to minimise the draft […]
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Ed Davies @edavies.functional.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 11/10/2026
TIL a useful word for these times: kayfabe. en.wiktionary.org/wiki/kayfabe via mastodon.social/@jripley/1174234530…
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Ed Davies @edavies.functional.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 10/10/2026
Just rage quit the web: edavies.me.uk
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Ed Davies @edavies.functional.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
Say after me: identification != authentication. In no sane society is a fixed government id string used as any form of authentication for any purpose. I already knew the US was not sane in this way (amongst others). I am disappointed to understand that Denmark is, too. I'd have expected better.
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Ed Davies @edavies.functional.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026
Today is the 80th anniversary of the sentencing in the main Nuremberg trials (the verdicts having been reached 80 years ago yesterday). Rudolf Hess's case is interesting in that he was found guilty of crimes against peace, i.e., of waging a war of aggression but not guilty of crimes against […]
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Ed Davies @edavies.functional.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026
The US Federal Government is clearly in a position to force US bankers and, indirectly other bankers, to sanction the ICC, that cooperative in Italy, etc. Are the bankers in turn in a place to sanction the US government? Suppose they were to, for example, simply reduce the limit on the credit […]
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Ed Davies @edavies.functional.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 26/09/2026
RE: mstdn.jp/@landley/117338007024438847 This. Where I think programming language development has fallen down over the last 20 or 30 years is not doing more to help capture the mental model. More sophisticated type systems have obviously helped a lot but they're often still pretty […]
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Ed Davies @edavies.functional.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 26/09/2026
[You know which way a clock drives its hands, right?] RE: wandering.shop/@cstross/11733738745… Anticlockwise. Obviously.
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Ed Davies @edavies.functional.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 25/09/2026
Reading sylviawrigley.substack.com/p/there-… leads me to wonder if zombies would trigger IR motion sensors. @sylvia
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There was a lock, so I locked it.
(There was probably no one in my living room.)
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Ed Davies @edavies.functional.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 23/09/2026
RE: infosec.exchange/@catsalad/11732064… Sign seen in the offices of the Apostrophe Protection Society. (Not really, but they're real: www.apostrophe.org.uk )
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Ed Davies @edavies.functional.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 21/09/2026
[There are a few railway stations named after battles, Waterloo and Gare d' Austerlitz spring to mind, but I quite recently learned on one battle which was named after a railway station. Anybody know it?] RE: mastodon.social/@fesshole/117310901… El Alamein
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Ed Davies @edavies.functional.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 20/09/2026
RE: c.im/@nickrauchen/117304280530477897 This is: A) a brilliantly useful tool which I'm glad to have found out about (though not so glad it's so recent) and B) a perfect illustration of what an utter mess Apple (and others) have made of creating “intuitive” user interfaces; like […]
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Ed Davies @edavies.functional.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 20/09/2026
It's perfectly normal to say “monthly”, “daily” or “hourly” or even “two hourly”. So why's it sound weird to use “five minutely”?
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Ed Davies @edavies.functional.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 19/09/2026
Ham radio kit. My neighbour came round earlier today to offer me her (recently deceased) husband's radio stuff. She'd tried the local ham group and it seems its chairman is also recently deceased and she doesn't know anybody else who might be even slightly interested around here. There's a […]
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Ed Davies @edavies.functional.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 16/09/2026
If Piddington is going to be a principality, who's going to be its prince? Harry?
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Ed Davies @edavies.functional.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 16/09/2026
What does “associate membership” of the EU mean, anyway? There's already the EEA and the various agreements between the EU and Switzerland. Wouldn't something like those suite Canada?
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Ed Davies @edavies.functional.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 12/09/2026
Anybody here lost a tooth? www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/se…
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Fossilized 10,000-year-old mastodon tooth found by California scientist
Molar from large mammal that once lived in North America is in ‘immaculate condition’ after discovery in Bay Area
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Ed Davies @edavies.functional.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 12/09/2026
nebula.tv/videos/practical-engineer… Laughs in European. The British standard is the best, obviously. 😀 Well, OK, apart from the supposed caltrop problem, perhaps, though I've lived with BS1363 plugs for nearly 70 years and not yet found it a […]
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Ed Davies @edavies.functional.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 12/09/2026
Ordered a heating oil tank fill on Thur Sept 3rd. Not urgent as I estimated it would take about 850 litres and the tank has a nominal capacity of 1000 litres, actually a bit more but probably not ideal to get too close to the bottom. Actual delivery on Mon 7th was 861L vs estimate (from logged […]
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Ed Davies @edavies.functional.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 11/09/2026
This is just perverse. The current Agile [¹] price here is about 34 p/kWh (€0.40/kWh) compared with the Octopus's standard Variable tariff of about 26 p/kWh while two of the three offshore windfarms visible [²] from my bedroom window are curtailed [³] by well over 500 MW. [¹] Half-hourly […]
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Ed Davies @edavies.functional.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 31/08/2026
The Jolla phone looks interesting. But there's something a bit odd: “User configurable physical Privacy Switch - turn off your microphone, bluetooth, Android apps, or whatever you wish” About half-way down: commerce.jolla.com/products/jolla-p… […]
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Ed Davies @edavies.functional.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 29/08/2026
BBC: “Royal Navy warships track Russian vessels for three days in UK waters”. With not a word about whether they were there legally. I presume they were - i.e., the “UK waters” were the UK EEZ which any vessel of any nation can transit quite legally so long as its not fishing, drilling for oil […]
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Ed Davies @edavies.functional.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 29/08/2026
So glad I'm retired. Just come across a mildly tricky little programming problem which needs refactoring of some half-written code. I'd like to do it tidily so it needs to percolate in the back of my mind for a day or so. If I was still employed I'd have to find something else to do to look […]
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Ed Davies @edavies.functional.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 27/08/2026
Lysenko is alive and well and living in New York State, I see: www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/au…
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Ed Davies @edavies.functional.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 27/08/2026
Bit disappointed: the Ember electric bus to Wick was 30 minutes late last Friday and is currently about 40 minutes behind schedule this morning - too late for me to go, get my shopping and get the Stagecoach diesel bus home. They're normally much better than that, running between 10 minutes […]
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Ed Davies @edavies.functional.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 26/08/2026
Barclaycard emailed this morning to announce that they're dropping their web interface from October 7th allowing only app usage. OK, they are, by construction, tied into the Visa system but it seems pretty bloody stupid in the current state of the world to place themselves at the mercy of Apple […]
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Ed Davies @edavies.functional.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 21/08/2026
RE: ohai.social/@lina/117133187934170872 Great little story. But a relevant reminder: stop saying somebody “bought” a domain; say they “rented” it. It's always worth reminding people of the impermanence of the whole rickety system.
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Ed Davies @edavies.functional.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 21/08/2026
30₂₀ + 10₁₀
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✧✦Catherine✦✧ @whitequark.treehouse.systems.ap.brid.gy · 20/08/2026
i needed a password reset earlier so i got this insanely confusing security question, "How do magnets work?" i asked support to let me log in only to find out that this is the fixed list of security questions which crackhead did they find to write it
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Ed Davies @edavies.functional.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 17/08/2026
Is the expression “playing the slop machines” in use?
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Ed Davies @edavies.functional.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 14/08/2026
No emergency alert here in Scotland, thankfully. But this farce has reminded me to bookmark the gov.uk/alerts/current-alerts page on my phone as iOS clears the alert so you can't read it as soon as you press the stop button or whatever it is to shut the bloody thing up and let you […]
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Ed Davies @edavies.functional.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 14/08/2026
Sorry, silly little test message. Please ignore.
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Ed Davies @edavies.functional.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 12/08/2026
So, is it possible to deduce the phase of the Moon from my timeline?
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Ed Davies @edavies.functional.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 05/08/2026
YIGAC [¹] that you could put a geo: URI [²] in a QR code and, on scanning, a phone will likely show you that in the map app. So why not put them on parcel labels for the courier? [¹] Yesterday I guessed and confirmed. [²] Why aren't geo: URIs considered to […] [Original post on functional.cafe]
QRCode of the string “geo:51.50784,-0.12787”
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Alonely0 🦀 🇪🇺 @alonely0.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 24/07/2026
@0xabad1dea we have our own version of this in Spain, it's drunk brits and germans falling to their doom off of balconies, trying to land in the pool (aka balconing). We do have a leaderboard, tho! www.balcon.ing
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Ed Davies @edavies.functional.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 29/07/2026
In the spirit of “any ship can be a submarine/minesweeper … once”, it's easy to store stuff. Just harder to find it again. I've had a solar filter for my telescope for quite a few years. Here's its last serious/successful use for the transit of Mercury in 2026 […]
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Ed Davies @edavies.functional.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 24/07/2026
RE: mastodon.world/@lennart/11697588696… WTF, did somebody use genAI to design a sailboat?
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Ed Davies @edavies.functional.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 24/07/2026
Dear Mr Burnham, Manchester is in the south of Britain, let alone the UK. It's barely in the north of England. If you want it to be in the north of the UK then there's a Mr Swinney who might have a suggestion to help you. Regards, People in the actual north of Britain.
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Ed Davies @edavies.functional.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 21/07/2026
www.theguardian.com/world/2026/jul/… Odd that they use the simplified English spelling of the noun “licence” (i.e., “license”) in the text but the traditional spelling in the URL.
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Abandoned monkey found in laundry bag on London bus
Animal welfare charities say marmoset could be ‘first of many’ since new law on primate licenses and microchipping
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Ed Davies @edavies.functional.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 19/07/2026
Long shot but DDG and Google are being particularly obstructive. Even when I search for terms in the WP articles noted below they give me completely irrelevant guff. Google gives an “AI” summary which looks plausible but then search results which are irrelevant and don't back it up. Anybody […]
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Ed Davies @edavies.functional.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 19/07/2026
Long shot but DDG and Google are being particularly obstructive. Even when I search for terms in the WP articles noted below they give me completely irrelevant guff. Google gives an “AI” summary which looks plausible but then search results which are irrelevant and don't back it up. Anybody […]
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The Man in Seat 61 @seatsixtyone.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Think how the budget airlines do it. They show their best price FIRST. Then add to it with extras. Railways do it the wrong way round. They show their most expensive price first, & expect you to whittle it down with research into railcards & hidden deals. If you don’t give up and drive at stage 1!
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Niki @nikitonsky.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 12/07/2026
Trying to figure out what’s clickable in modern UI
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Ed Davies @edavies.functional.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 08/07/2026
RE: old.mermaid.town/@futzle/1168808201… This is one of those doh! , why didn't I think of that? things. Not quite as doh! as my realisation, a few years ago, why the full Moon rises so high in winter: because it's opposite the Sun which is low at that time of year. I.e., the […]
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Ed Davies @edavies.functional.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 08/07/2026
Heating back on. Happened automatically and just briefly this morning to bring the temperature in my study up from 19 to 19.5°C. It's been fully switched off for the last few weeks but I reloaded another module the other day which reset the space-heating settings back to the default scheme. I […]
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Ed Davies @edavies.functional.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 07/07/2026
I thought MPs weren't allowed to resign, rather they requested to be assigned one of those odd little posts which are incompatible with being an MP. If there's an ongoing investigation against an MP then surely that'd be a good reason to withhold that.
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