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@ecuamerican.bsky.social
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juan @ecuamerican.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Not feeling mentally stable. Be kind and take care of each other.
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juan @ecuamerican.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Something like this should have happened awhile ago for something not so white coded but fine
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juan @ecuamerican.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
At a street fair where the youths are playing rock covers. First, obviously playing our millennial rock stuffs. Second, they are fucking killing it
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juan @ecuamerican.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Everyone is having fun!
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juan @ecuamerican.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
What? Rich nepo babies? No that doesn’t sound right
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Annalee @flowerhorne.com · 19/09/2026
This is why I think it's so important to push back against the personification of LLMs. If a person shoots someone while wearing a hand puppet, they can't claim the hand puppet did the murder.
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Joseph Zucker @josephzucker.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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juan @ecuamerican.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Goal: instill Letterkenny’s “if a friend asks for help, ya help” as a core value for the 5 year old Using: original snes Star Fox game, sacrificing Slippy to prove a point
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Adam Lichtenstein @adamlichtenstein.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Important halftime research #IYKYK
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juan @ecuamerican.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
We get it, you like penises, can’t stop thinking about them
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Tom McKay @catturd2.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
FBI warns ICE agents not to trust any women willing to date them gizmodo.com/fbi-warns-ic...
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juan @ecuamerican.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
My authoritarian regime: - will sentence many high level corporate media types to life in prison (obviously) - mandatory viewing (8 hours a day of Trump speaking about anything), 1 hour lunch break, tbd on federal holidays off
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juan @ecuamerican.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Kirk saying he’s independent while wearing the Trump uniform 👍🏽👍🏽
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juan @ecuamerican.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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juan @ecuamerican.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
[takes a long cigarette drag]
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juan @ecuamerican.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Rising levels of wanting to head down tomorrow eve for the laughs/protests
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juan @ecuamerican.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
“It’s a layup you see, but do it after chopping off an arm while blindfolded and running backwards. Only then will you be worthy”
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juan @ecuamerican.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Annoy the citizenry by inundating airwaves with obvious lies and poorly aged takes that polling has indicated voters have seen through? Yeah have at it! Go to town!
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juan @ecuamerican.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Pic from 2011 with me, girlfriend at the time, and Rent is too damn high guy
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juan @ecuamerican.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Aside the evilness, this is a fascinating tactic she took bc the ad was directed AT him. A very eye to eye tactic. So will he respond…? is my fascination
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juan @ecuamerican.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
South Philly bar. Couple of dudes heavily dapping up @pablo.show to a non believer. They make very strong points!
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Same people who seem to think it’s bad for China to beat us at AI are perfectly fine with China beating us at high speed rail, solar energy, wind energy, shall we go on
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Hot n cute
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juan @ecuamerican.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Gill the Guillotine has never seen such worthy candidates
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juan @ecuamerican.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Waiting for a gaggle of parents with crowbars
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Jason Concepcion @netw3rk.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Internal polling gotta be like the Jimmy Butler looking at stats meme for this to be the pitch
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Stephen @tgk.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Good thing we didn't construct 90% of our nation's infrastructure in fanatical, slavish devotion to driving!
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juan @ecuamerican.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Nothing says I got a great idea quite like turning off the replies
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juan @ecuamerican.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
If I get banned it’s because this bsky exec loser (he has a thing for banning people who criticize him)
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I keep seeing videos of a guy who catches crabs and lobsters, cracks all the barnacles off them, puts a shrimp in their claws and throws them back. can you imagine. abducted by aliens but they just give you a spa day and hand you two hot dogs and let you go
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College Football's Split Zone Duo @splitzoneduo.com · 16/09/2026
The Good Good ad that showed violence against a woman is directly related to Arch Manning laughing at that AI slop
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juan @ecuamerican.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Pendejo
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juan @ecuamerican.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Lost it at "he's a social person, he needs friends" like it's a new catchphrase meme
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Clive Daddy Rosfield @asymetricalhomo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Ed Sheeran, they are pretending to like your music on Fox News. You fucked up, you fucked up bad
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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
like, Robert Kraft banned Macklemore over "Free Palestine," but literally "Heil Hitler" isn't getting Kanye dropped from the same stadium
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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
yeah the basic issue is that to avoid upsetting the Trump administration, every organization combatting antisemitism has decided that literally only antizionism is antisemitism
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juan @ecuamerican.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I can’t stress this enough HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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juan @ecuamerican.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Mr Beast copaganda ass show
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juan @ecuamerican.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Just now piecing together the Arch Manning/Sark bullshit (her name is not here because she's not the problem). And it's that. All of it. Bullshit. Those 2. The media that laughed and those that won't cover it. The obvious fans. The adults in charge. The tech that's made for this. All of it bullshit
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juan @ecuamerican.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I want to know his thoughts on everything, like minute stuff. Because he has thoughts on cooking oil types
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juan @ecuamerican.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
CANCEL CULCHAH AND WOKE 2 COMING FOR YOU
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andré, but scarier @andre-carlisle.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
emmy winner
katie dippold's iconic tweet of her dressed fully as the babdook with a caption: tbt to Halloween when I dressed as the babdook but my friend's house had more of a grown ups drinking wine vibe
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juan @ecuamerican.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
What in the sweet jesus
Screenshot of work email subject saying introducing S & P chat IQ 2.0 + AI - powered workflows in capital IQ pro webinar
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juan @ecuamerican.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
They don’t bring down REPUBLICAN politicians
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juan @ecuamerican.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
My posting started in primordial 2009 Twitter ooze following college sports writers. My brain is very normal and non trouble maker
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juan @ecuamerican.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Jr should be roasted that his father made up some bullshit “I have work” because he didn’t want to go
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 14/09/2026
They did WHAT on 3rd down
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John in the Mountains of Madden @mathletesfoot.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
ape attack survivor
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Tried to flex this on a first date but the waitress
took it and asked what it was and why it said
"pissvortex" on it. I explained that it's called X
Money and she said they don't take that but
when I tried to explain she just kept laughing. I
told her just to try it so she did but it declined
which made her laugh harder. WTF @elonmusk
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juan @ecuamerican.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I cannot wait to run a minute x minute report of this episode (how fast viewers tuned out)
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