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Toño’s mom 🫘

@ecrow.bsky.social
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KG teacher for many years Not American, but interested in news Speak multiple languages, including #sarcasm and lots of BS Absolutely, completely and totally a #Leguminati, btw

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Toño’s mom 🫘 @ecrow.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
No notes, we all know what this is about
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omgisme @omgisme.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
When the neighborhood bully meets the real OG . 🤣
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Toño’s mom 🫘 @ecrow.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This is a “how do you tell I’m old” without me ME saying I’m old…
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Toño’s mom 🫘 @ecrow.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
What time should I be there?
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Toño’s mom 🫘 @ecrow.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Yes, mom, I’m on your chair, but it’s not my fault! You got up!!!
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Toño’s mom 🫘 @ecrow.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I know we were playing, but I’m tired now
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Toño’s mom 🫘 @ecrow.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
1000000000% me
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Toño’s mom 🫘 @ecrow.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
And his wife has never been happier
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Toño’s mom 🫘 @ecrow.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
This club should have 5 members, not 4 But women are “too emotional to rule”
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Ariaa® @ariaa.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I love our history...each one of these couples represents a time I will not see again in what's left of my lifetime. My heart bleeds for all of you that AI doesn't kill. 🙄🤔😢
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Toño’s mom 🫘 @ecrow.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Obviously! Your bladder now needs space for beer, right?
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Toño’s mom 🫘 @ecrow.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
They will survive a nuclear event… we won’t (thank you AI)
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Toño’s mom 🫘 @ecrow.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
You’re so vane You think this post is about you
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Toño’s mom 🫘 @ecrow.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Noooooooo! Durians stink, literally! I remember going to the supermarket and being aware it was being opened and partitioned somewhere on the premises The smell is horrendous
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Toño’s mom 🫘 @ecrow.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The last of the latest lasagna batch made by my wife Nice reminder that I need to buy more lasagna ingredients, so that I can keep eating fancy meals al home 😻😻😻
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Toño’s mom 🫘 @ecrow.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Tiny detail: do you ship internationally? I happen to be a Colombian living here 🥺
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Toño’s mom 🫘 @ecrow.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I prefer prunes over pineapple, specially with bacon, maybe that’s just me
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Toño’s mom 🫘 @ecrow.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Where can I get one???
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Toño’s mom 🫘 @ecrow.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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Toño’s mom 🫘 @ecrow.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I stopped buying USA’s food since he came to office, including Toño’s food I’m trusting my country’s agencies to keep my family safe ❤️
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Toño’s mom 🫘 @ecrow.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Having a spouse who knows how to cook is the best!!! I do not envy you, only because my wife has made the same dish for me… and yes, it’s amazing!!!
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 30/08/2026
Stop sharing this please. It isn’t correct.
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Toño’s mom 🫘 @ecrow.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Since the best coffee comes from Colombia, why not call it Tinto, as we do here? Black coffee? Tinto!
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Pharaoh Hatshepsut @netjeretkhau.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
#SoSickOf the good ones leaving us
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Toño’s mom 🫘 @ecrow.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Finally! Im not the only one! The Grim Reaper is missing it’s target and taking the wrong beloved people
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scurrie2.bsky.social @scurrie2.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Miley, This is awesome! . I tell you this sucks. youtu.be/bH7AHg8cn1I?...
youtu.be
FAREWELL GODMOTHER 💔 - Miley Cyrus ( Heartfelt Tribute Song Dedicated To Dolly Parton)
YouTube video by MemorySoundAI
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton on Johnny Carson.
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Democrat Cats @democratcats.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Wow, fantastic voices! Just beautiful 💙
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Toño’s mom 🫘 @ecrow.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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Toño’s mom 🫘 @ecrow.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Yo! Yo! Yo!
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Toño’s mom 🫘 @ecrow.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
History doesn’t repeat itself, but sometimes rhymes…
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Toño’s mom 🫘 @ecrow.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I’m not sure if he’s sleepy or about to attack me, but he’s my son and I’ll do anything for him
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Mr. Blabalino 🇳🇴🇺🇸💙 @blabalino.com · 22/08/2026
Found this recording of Rita Moreno performing “Fever” on The Muppet Show from 1976. 14/10
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Helen @helenmaryme.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Mama shows babies that the dog is nothing to fear. 😍🥹🐾
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Toño’s mom 🫘 @ecrow.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
The worst part? It was the NICU wing La peor parte? Era el ala de neonatos 😭🥺😭🥺😭🥺💔💔💔💔💔
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Toño’s mom 🫘 @ecrow.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Pereira, Colombia, to be more accurate
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Toño’s mom 🫘 @ecrow.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Lo más grave es en Chocó, donde las comunidades indígenas y afro descendientes lo perdieron tod
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Toño’s mom 🫘 @ecrow.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Am I enjoying today? Maybe
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Toño’s mom 🫘 @ecrow.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
See? No monsters under your bed Get back to sleep!
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Toño’s mom 🫘 @ecrow.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
My wife, at least once a week…
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Toño’s mom 🫘 @ecrow.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
The victim and the culprit…
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Toño’s mom 🫘 @ecrow.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Hey! Strumpf! Bernie Moreno was born on Colombia, how long until you take his American citizenship away from him, for allowing crimes against American citizens??? (In this case his OWN daughter and granddaughter) Oh ,wait, he’s a republican senator, he’s safe I forgot
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Toño’s mom 🫘 @ecrow.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Curious question Is Strumpf aware that IF the kill (I mean save) act passes, his own wife can’t vote for him anymore? She wasn’t born Strumpf… Oh wait, she wasn’t even born in the USA! Could she get deported with her anchor baby? Asking for ICE enforcement people…
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Toño’s mom 🫘 @ecrow.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
2/2 at a market, a couple of guys (looking at me) said “either lady boy or boy lady” I turned to them and told them to Please STFU apologies ensued… Just because you’re overseas, doesn’t mean people won’t understand your language End of my rant
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Toño’s mom 🫘 @ecrow.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
PSA cause I’m pissed If you think because you’re in downtown/industrial zone in Colombia, you can insult people in English and think “nobody will understand”, think again 1/2
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Toño’s mom 🫘 @ecrow.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
No lies detected
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Toño’s mom 🫘 @ecrow.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
@frangeladuo.bsky.social #parentaldreamkilling, in HS, I was an elementary math tutor My own elementary math teacher hired me to teach her kid, because she didn’t have enough patience to teach him Hiring someone she trusted, not part of her family, could be better The kid passed all his tests!!!
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Toño’s mom 🫘 @ecrow.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Remember, some years ago, when Putin said he’d own Ukraine in a couple of days? Same shit, different dictator Welcome to the Strump “short war with Iran” (And it’s economic fallout…)
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Toño’s mom 🫘 @ecrow.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
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Toño’s mom 🫘 @ecrow.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
It’s mom’s fault for cooking so yummy 😋 😹😻
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