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Toño’s mom 🫘

@ecrow.bsky.social
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KG teacher for many years Not American, but interested in news Speak multiple languages, including #sarcasm and lots of BS Absolutely, completely and totally a #Leguminati, btw

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Toño’s mom 🫘 @ecrow.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
No notes, we all know what this is about
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Toño’s mom 🫘 @ecrow.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Yes, mom, I’m on your chair, but it’s not my fault! You got up!!!
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Toño’s mom 🫘 @ecrow.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I know we were playing, but I’m tired now
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Toño’s mom 🫘 @ecrow.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
1000000000% me
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Toño’s mom 🫘 @ecrow.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
They will survive a nuclear event… we won’t (thank you AI)
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Toño’s mom 🫘 @ecrow.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
You’re so vane You think this post is about you
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Toño’s mom 🫘 @ecrow.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The last of the latest lasagna batch made by my wife Nice reminder that I need to buy more lasagna ingredients, so that I can keep eating fancy meals al home 😻😻😻
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Toño’s mom 🫘 @ecrow.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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Toño’s mom 🫘 @ecrow.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I’m not sure if he’s sleepy or about to attack me, but he’s my son and I’ll do anything for him
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Toño’s mom 🫘 @ecrow.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Am I enjoying today? Maybe
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Toño’s mom 🫘 @ecrow.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
See? No monsters under your bed Get back to sleep!
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Toño’s mom 🫘 @ecrow.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
The victim and the culprit…
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Toño’s mom 🫘 @ecrow.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
No lies detected
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Toño’s mom 🫘 @ecrow.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Met a stranger on my walk yesterday
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Toño’s mom 🫘 @ecrow.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I’m on my shy phase right now
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Toño’s mom 🫘 @ecrow.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I’m gonna 🤮
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Toño’s mom 🫘 @ecrow.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Cats are the most amazing beings!!! My baby loves being a doughnut
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Toño’s mom 🫘 @ecrow.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Toño says: you got it!!!
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Toño’s mom 🫘 @ecrow.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Real description of my wife… I’m the short mama, I’m useless on times like these
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Toño’s mom 🫘 @ecrow.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Can anyone explain to me why he always falls asleep on my backpack? And yes, he realized I was taking his picture… so he opened his eyes “I’m not asleep, mom!!!”
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Toño’s mom 🫘 @ecrow.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
I love you and miss you, Papa!!! 6 years without you are extremely long
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Toño’s mom 🫘 @ecrow.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Sunny day! #Caturday
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Toño’s mom 🫘 @ecrow.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Here’s Toño! Feel free to send him a kiss 😘
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Toño’s mom 🫘 @ecrow.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Only about 200 times…
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Toño’s mom 🫘 @ecrow.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Dear Lady Liberty, will you please? Yesterday is already too late!
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Toño’s mom 🫘 @ecrow.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Yes! Please join him!
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Toño’s mom 🫘 @ecrow.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
This is getting real! Glad to live and be a citizen of somewhere else
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Toño’s mom 🫘 @ecrow.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Yes, I’m a basket case! Anyone has a problem with that?
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Toño’s mom 🫘 @ecrow.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
@johnfugelsang.bsky.social if it wasn’t for you, this reply to a comment would have passed unread That’s why I listen to your podcast every day!
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Toño’s mom 🫘 @ecrow.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Neither do I…
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Toño’s mom 🫘 @ecrow.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Who needs boxes when grandpa gave me a huge basket?
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Toño’s mom 🫘 @ecrow.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Hey! SA A-hole! Ever learned about apostrophes? Because you missed them and ended up confessing! Who will you be sharing your cell with, is the only question left
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Toño’s mom 🫘 @ecrow.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
As a Colombian, like me, my wife doesn’t know all Hollywood’s names. All I had to do was yell “Kevin” for her to understand who left us too soon! RIP Catherine O’Hara
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Toño’s mom 🫘 @ecrow.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
The sad truth…
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Toño’s mom 🫘 @ecrow.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
At least Hitler didn’t say it out loud Congratulations America, your dictator is plainly explaining everything
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Toño’s mom 🫘 @ecrow.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
My plan, plain and simple
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Toño’s mom 🫘 @ecrow.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Today’s lunch, egg tortilla with yesterday’s leftovers 😋
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Toño’s mom 🫘 @ecrow.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
It feels so weird to be thankful NOT to live in the USA
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Toño’s mom 🫘 @ecrow.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
As a teacher, I ask, any questions?
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Toño’s mom 🫘 @ecrow.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Yes, I’m comfortable, any doubts? Happy Caturday!!!
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Toño’s mom 🫘 @ecrow.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
My father in law asked why we had a box under the table The answer:
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Toño’s mom 🫘 @ecrow.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Today’s lunch: steak(blue), roasted potatoes and eggplant casserole Again I ask myself: why did I marry a chef??? #sarcasm
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Toño’s mom 🫘 @ecrow.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Somebody demanded room service (after stealing my sleepers!)
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Toño’s mom 🫘 @ecrow.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Mine is a boy and is always plotting something
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Toño’s mom 🫘 @ecrow.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
This is our doormat and the reason we bought it 😜
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Toño’s mom 🫘 @ecrow.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
The sad truth is
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Toño’s mom 🫘 @ecrow.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
I’m Toño! I’m sleeping on my blankie with my favorite claw glove protecting me
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Toño’s mom 🫘 @ecrow.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Chocolate strawberry cake made by my amazing wife in the air fryer
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Toño’s mom 🫘 @ecrow.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
I’m waiting for the Colombian team to say they won’t play games unless in Mexico or Canada They should not have to put a toe in the USA
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Toño’s mom 🫘 @ecrow.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
As soon as you can!
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