Toño’s mom 🫘 @ecrow.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Yes, mom, I’m on your chair, but it’s not my fault! You got up!!! 000
Toño’s mom 🫘 @ecrow.bsky.social · 14/09/2026They will survive a nuclear event… we won’t (thank you AI) 010
Toño’s mom 🫘 @ecrow.bsky.social · 06/09/2026The last of the latest lasagna batch made by my wife Nice reminder that I need to buy more lasagna ingredients, so that I can keep eating fancy meals al home 😻😻😻 010
Toño’s mom 🫘 @ecrow.bsky.social · 22/08/2026I’m not sure if he’s sleepy or about to attack me, but he’s my son and I’ll do anything for him 040
Toño’s mom 🫘 @ecrow.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Cats are the most amazing beings!!! My baby loves being a doughnut 0160
Toño’s mom 🫘 @ecrow.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Real description of my wife… I’m the short mama, I’m useless on times like these 000
Toño’s mom 🫘 @ecrow.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Can anyone explain to me why he always falls asleep on my backpack? And yes, he realized I was taking his picture… so he opened his eyes “I’m not asleep, mom!!!” 000
Toño’s mom 🫘 @ecrow.bsky.social · 22/06/2026I love you and miss you, Papa!!! 6 years without you are extremely long 000
Toño’s mom 🫘 @ecrow.bsky.social · 27/05/2026Dear Lady Liberty, will you please? Yesterday is already too late! 000
Toño’s mom 🫘 @ecrow.bsky.social · 14/02/2026This is getting real! Glad to live and be a citizen of somewhere else 010
Toño’s mom 🫘 @ecrow.bsky.social · 12/02/2026Yes, I’m a basket case! Anyone has a problem with that? 020
Toño’s mom 🫘 @ecrow.bsky.social · 11/02/2026@johnfugelsang.bsky.social if it wasn’t for you, this reply to a comment would have passed unread That’s why I listen to your podcast every day! 000
Toño’s mom 🫘 @ecrow.bsky.social · 01/02/2026Hey! SA A-hole! Ever learned about apostrophes? Because you missed them and ended up confessing! Who will you be sharing your cell with, is the only question left 000
Toño’s mom 🫘 @ecrow.bsky.social · 01/02/2026As a Colombian, like me, my wife doesn’t know all Hollywood’s names. All I had to do was yell “Kevin” for her to understand who left us too soon! RIP Catherine O’Hara 020
Toño’s mom 🫘 @ecrow.bsky.social · 27/01/2026At least Hitler didn’t say it out loud Congratulations America, your dictator is plainly explaining everything 000
Toño’s mom 🫘 @ecrow.bsky.social · 24/01/2026Today’s lunch, egg tortilla with yesterday’s leftovers 😋 000
Toño’s mom 🫘 @ecrow.bsky.social · 24/01/2026It feels so weird to be thankful NOT to live in the USA 000
Toño’s mom 🫘 @ecrow.bsky.social · 24/01/2026My father in law asked why we had a box under the table The answer: 130
Toño’s mom 🫘 @ecrow.bsky.social · 18/01/2026Today’s lunch: steak(blue), roasted potatoes and eggplant casserole Again I ask myself: why did I marry a chef??? #sarcasm 010
Toño’s mom 🫘 @ecrow.bsky.social · 15/01/2026Somebody demanded room service (after stealing my sleepers!) 020
Toño’s mom 🫘 @ecrow.bsky.social · 11/01/2026I’m Toño! I’m sleeping on my blankie with my favorite claw glove protecting me 183
Toño’s mom 🫘 @ecrow.bsky.social · 11/01/2026Chocolate strawberry cake made by my amazing wife in the air fryer 010
Toño’s mom 🫘 @ecrow.bsky.social · 10/01/2026I’m waiting for the Colombian team to say they won’t play games unless in Mexico or Canada They should not have to put a toe in the USA 130