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EBEZA

@ebeza.bsky.social
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Gamer, content creator, parent to 1 cat and 1 rabbit

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EBEZA @ebeza.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Dear whoever came up with that World Series Of Poker advert...
Regina George from Mean Girls saying "stop trying to make pokation happen"
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EBEZA @ebeza.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Why does only the Tesco Whoosh advert on the Channel 4 app have a signer in the corner? Do they think deaf people are persevering through hours of exclusion to watch their favourite Whoosh ad? 😅
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Vivian Jenna Wilson @thevivllainous.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Australia deciding to be part of Europe, Asia, or Oceania depending on the competition will always be so funny to me
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Vivian Jenna Wilson @thevivllainous.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Short people are allowed to do evil because for them it's mischief
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EBEZA @ebeza.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
So, y'all single folks see couple's activities on Reels or wherever and immediately think of a certain person, right? It's not just me? 😬
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EBEZA @ebeza.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Idk who makes the various GTA (and now Hitman) chaos mods, but the current Toy Story trend (the one where you fall over without moving any body parts like you're a toy) would be a great effect, js!
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EBEZA @ebeza.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Someone should stop him.
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EBEZA @ebeza.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Damn, May World vs Athena ruled! #WrestleSky 🤼‍♂️ 🤼‍♀️ 🤼
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EBEZA @ebeza.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Just catching up on AEW Dynamite from last week, and that Ospreay/Swerve segment was fire! 🔥 #WrestleSky 🤼‍♂️ 🤼‍♀️ 🤼
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EBEZA @ebeza.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I like when the sky looks like this. When it's pure blue, it's just lazy. This looks like they're at least trying to convince me we're not in a simulation. (No shade to BlueSky, but give me SlightlyCloudySky any day)
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EBEZA @ebeza.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
It's fix my life time. But maybe I'll just go to Tesco.
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EBEZA @ebeza.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
The first time Andrade did the "how you know" bit to MJF, it was great. Not sure it's being used great since, though...
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EBEZA @ebeza.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
The "Woof Pack" sign during Mox's entrance 😂
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EBEZA @ebeza.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Nvm, Mercedes ain't no babyface 😂
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EBEZA @ebeza.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
If the Death Riders were outside the building, how'd they know they'd been called out?
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EBEZA @ebeza.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
That Ospreay/Davis main event was mad, overbooked fun!
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EBEZA @ebeza.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Not sold on Mone as a babyface, if that's the intention, but we'll see...
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EBEZA @ebeza.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Those rhubarb and custard Haribo are elite 🤤
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EBEZA @ebeza.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Andrade continues to be unimpressed with Don, and what does this mean for Kyle Fletcher's goal of reclaiming the TNT Championship?
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EBEZA @ebeza.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Normally, I'd be against Kevin Knight joining the Don Callis Family, but the dynamics sure are interesting for a lot of Family members, so I'll let it play out...
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EBEZA @ebeza.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
God, I can't wait for Ospreay to take Garcia's head off!
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EBEZA @ebeza.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
The matador outfit 😭😂
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EBEZA @ebeza.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Excited for Rush vs MJF!
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Zack Polanski @zackpolanski.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Absolute chancers. Nationalise water. Now. And keep it in public hands forever.
Thames water told the BBC we remain of the view that w market led solution is the best way to secure the long term stability needed to continue improving performance and advancing our turnaround plan for the benefit of customers, the environment and our stakeholders
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DarkViperAU @darkviper.au · 16/06/2026
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EBEZA @ebeza.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Marina Shafir on commentary all show every show, please!
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EBEZA @ebeza.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
I have loads: onions, celery, coffee, beer, wine, spicy food, kebabs...
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EBEZA @ebeza.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Everything is better with cheese.
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EBEZA @ebeza.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Hard agree, vile stuff!
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BUCKERS @deathofbuckley.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Celery. If I wanted to eat fiber optic cable that stinks of bins I'd just do that. "Ouu, but it's negative calories." Listen bab, I couldn't care less if it made me drop a stone immediately - it tastes like migraines x
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EBEZA @ebeza.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
McGuinness corpsing Mox on commentary 😂
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EBEZA @ebeza.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Mox acknowledging the Gunn's music is a banger on commentary, Hell yeah! Also, Colten Gunn suddenly looking a LOT like Daddy Ass! 🤯
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EBEZA @ebeza.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
We're back*, baby! Edited a video today (might take a few more passes to get past YouTube ID as it's for EBEZA Reacts) and, while it's rendering, catching up on AEW. Pinch, punch, second half of the month. Let's go!
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EBEZA @ebeza.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Damn right
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EBEZA @ebeza.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Don't you dare follow me on LinkedIn and ruin this 👀 www.linkedin.com/in/ebeza-pla...
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EBEZA @ebeza.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Executive dysfunction sucks.
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EBEZA @ebeza.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
🥄
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EBEZA @ebeza.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Well, shit.
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EBEZA @ebeza.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
(For the Americans (and whomever else this applies to), I'm talking about soccer, just FYI)
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EBEZA @ebeza.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Much like many things, it's the fandom that are the problem. It's a pretty fun sport, though.
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EBEZA @ebeza.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Hot take: football's decent entertainment.
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Elon Musk is a TRILLIONAIRE 😍
Six panel comic

Panel 1: 
Elon Fuck-Face Musk is standing next to a stack of cash crudely shaped to look like a human. Musk says, “I made myself a friend out of money”

Panel 2:
Musk pathetically opens his arms and says “C’mere, big guy” to the stack of money

Panel 3:
Musk closes his arms around the money stack and the notes scatter everywhere.

Panel 4: 
Musk looks down at his hands as the money flutters to the ground

Panel 5: 
A close up of Musk’s hands. A single note rests on his arm. 

Panel 6:
A gross up of Musk’s face. Snot and tears flow as he mourns the loss of the only friend he ever had. What a wanker.
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EBEZA @ebeza.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Huh, I was at WrestleMania in that stadium!
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EBEZA @ebeza.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
I have a real soft spot for Switzerland, so hoping they'll win convincingly here!
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Sonya with a Y 🏳️‍⚧️ 🔞 @sonyathemoo.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
#AEW #Dynamite #Collision #deathriders
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EBEZA @ebeza.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
New video in my WWE 2K26 Let's Plat series!
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Actually Getting The Watch Show Trophy This Time! Let's Plat WWE 2K26: Part 23!
WWE 2K26 is here! Let's continue our journey to the Platinum Trophy with Universe Mode! In the second episode, we sit in the "spectator chair" again, but this time, get a trophy for it! Don't forget…
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EBEZA @ebeza.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
(The temptation to put "apostrophe's" there was unreal!)
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EBEZA @ebeza.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Why's there no edit button on here? 😫 I know how to use apostrophes, I promise.
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EBEZA @ebeza.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
New James Bond games fun, innit? youtu.be/Rc3q4nFNxro
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Recruitment & Flirtation! Let's Plat 007 First Light: Part 2!
007 First Light is here! I streamed the start of the campaign on Twitch, and now am uploading it in chunks here, following a helicopter crash with an unexpected recruitment and a lot of…
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EBEZA @ebeza.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Well, Barry's had his fill and crawled off into my overgrown garden. I lost track of him and came inside. God speed, Barry! 🫡
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