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EBEZA

@ebeza.bsky.social
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Gamer, content creator, parent to 1 cat and 1 rabbit

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EBEZA @ebeza.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Dear whoever came up with that World Series Of Poker advert...
Regina George from Mean Girls saying "stop trying to make pokation happen"
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EBEZA @ebeza.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Why does only the Tesco Whoosh advert on the Channel 4 app have a signer in the corner? Do they think deaf people are persevering through hours of exclusion to watch their favourite Whoosh ad? 😅
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Vivian Jenna Wilson @thevivllainous.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Australia deciding to be part of Europe, Asia, or Oceania depending on the competition will always be so funny to me
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Vivian Jenna Wilson @thevivllainous.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Short people are allowed to do evil because for them it's mischief
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EBEZA @ebeza.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
So, y'all single folks see couple's activities on Reels or wherever and immediately think of a certain person, right? It's not just me? 😬
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EBEZA @ebeza.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Idk who makes the various GTA (and now Hitman) chaos mods, but the current Toy Story trend (the one where you fall over without moving any body parts like you're a toy) would be a great effect, js!
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EBEZA @ebeza.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Someone should stop him.
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EBEZA @ebeza.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Damn, May World vs Athena ruled! #WrestleSky 🤼‍♂️ 🤼‍♀️ 🤼
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EBEZA @ebeza.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Just catching up on AEW Dynamite from last week, and that Ospreay/Swerve segment was fire! 🔥 #WrestleSky 🤼‍♂️ 🤼‍♀️ 🤼
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EBEZA @ebeza.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I like when the sky looks like this. When it's pure blue, it's just lazy. This looks like they're at least trying to convince me we're not in a simulation. (No shade to BlueSky, but give me SlightlyCloudySky any day)
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EBEZA @ebeza.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
It's fix my life time. But maybe I'll just go to Tesco.
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EBEZA @ebeza.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Those rhubarb and custard Haribo are elite 🤤
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Zack Polanski @zackpolanski.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Absolute chancers. Nationalise water. Now. And keep it in public hands forever.
Thames water told the BBC we remain of the view that w market led solution is the best way to secure the long term stability needed to continue improving performance and advancing our turnaround plan for the benefit of customers, the environment and our stakeholders
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DarkViperAU @darkviper.au · 16/06/2026
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EBEZA @ebeza.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
I have loads: onions, celery, coffee, beer, wine, spicy food, kebabs...
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BUCKERS @deathofbuckley.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Celery. If I wanted to eat fiber optic cable that stinks of bins I'd just do that. "Ouu, but it's negative calories." Listen bab, I couldn't care less if it made me drop a stone immediately - it tastes like migraines x
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EBEZA @ebeza.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
We're back*, baby! Edited a video today (might take a few more passes to get past YouTube ID as it's for EBEZA Reacts) and, while it's rendering, catching up on AEW. Pinch, punch, second half of the month. Let's go!
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EBEZA @ebeza.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Damn right
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EBEZA @ebeza.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Don't you dare follow me on LinkedIn and ruin this 👀 www.linkedin.com/in/ebeza-pla...
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EBEZA @ebeza.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Executive dysfunction sucks.
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EBEZA @ebeza.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Well, shit.
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EBEZA @ebeza.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Hot take: football's decent entertainment.
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Elon Musk is a TRILLIONAIRE 😍
Six panel comic

Panel 1: 
Elon Fuck-Face Musk is standing next to a stack of cash crudely shaped to look like a human. Musk says, “I made myself a friend out of money”

Panel 2:
Musk pathetically opens his arms and says “C’mere, big guy” to the stack of money

Panel 3:
Musk closes his arms around the money stack and the notes scatter everywhere.

Panel 4: 
Musk looks down at his hands as the money flutters to the ground

Panel 5: 
A close up of Musk’s hands. A single note rests on his arm. 

Panel 6:
A gross up of Musk’s face. Snot and tears flow as he mourns the loss of the only friend he ever had. What a wanker.
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EBEZA @ebeza.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Huh, I was at WrestleMania in that stadium!
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EBEZA @ebeza.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
I have a real soft spot for Switzerland, so hoping they'll win convincingly here!
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Sonya with a Y 🏳️‍⚧️ 🔞 @sonyathemoo.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
#AEW #Dynamite #Collision #deathriders
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EBEZA @ebeza.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
New video in my WWE 2K26 Let's Plat series!
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Actually Getting The Watch Show Trophy This Time! Let's Plat WWE 2K26: Part 23!
WWE 2K26 is here! Let's continue our journey to the Platinum Trophy with Universe Mode! In the second episode, we sit in the "spectator chair" again, but this time, get a trophy for it! Don't forget…
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EBEZA @ebeza.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
New James Bond games fun, innit? youtu.be/Rc3q4nFNxro
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Recruitment & Flirtation! Let's Plat 007 First Light: Part 2!
007 First Light is here! I streamed the start of the campaign on Twitch, and now am uploading it in chunks here, following a helicopter crash with an unexpected recruitment and a lot of…
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EBEZA @ebeza.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Spending my evening spoon feeding a bee sugar water, wbu?
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EBEZA @ebeza.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Hitman Elusive Target Roulette, followed by 007 First Light! www.twitch.tv/ebeza
text says "today's Elusive Target:" with a meme underneath of Michael from Vsauce saying "I've decided I'd like to die"
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EBEZA @ebeza.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
It's true love if you pause an @anyaustin.bsky.social video for them.
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EBEZA @ebeza.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Time to watch last night's #AEWDynamite! #WrestleSky 🤼‍♂️🤼‍♀️🤼
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EBEZA @ebeza.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Live on Twitch with more Hitman Kill Everyone Roulette, then 007 First Light later! www.twitch.tv/ebeza
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EBEZA @ebeza.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
MFW people clap when the plane lands
singer Adele in front of a burning plane
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EBEZA @ebeza.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Fell asleep last night (no disrespect, just was very tired), so watching #AEWDoubleOrNothing now. Review to come later! #WrestleSky 🤼‍♂️🤼‍♀️🤼
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SpöksoNatalie 👻 @falconat.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
guess we don’t need qt there #aewdon
big boom aj: how am i doing boss

misawa, kobashi, and kawada: we bring the boom that’s what we do we bring the boom
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EBEZA @ebeza.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
I just can't buy into Death Rider Daniel Garcia 😅 #WrestleSky 🤼‍♂️🤼‍♀️🤼
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EBEZA @ebeza.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
No #AEWDoubleOrNothing predictions video today, so here are my predictions. What are yours?
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EBEZA @ebeza.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Now snooker, with some content work (🤯) during intervals.
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EBEZA @ebeza.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Bath, #AEWDynamite, LinkedIn daily puzzles. Three birds, one stone.
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NEON PRDX @neonparadoxmusic.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
It's Saturday! You know what that means! #AEWCollision 🤼
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Brian Transplant @briantransplant.com · 21/04/2026
Happy birthday to Robert Smith of the Cure and Jerry Only of the Misfits, born on this day in 1959.
Wrestlers Sting and Vampiro stand at a wrestling event.
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EBEZA @ebeza.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Forgot my headphones adapter and my book, so now I'm just rawdogging this train ride. Awful stuff.
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EBEZA @ebeza.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
🥰
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Dr Doom @drdoomgrumps.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
RT if you love boobs and want to see ICE destroyed.
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Mik @mikwiththegoodhair.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Holy shit, it took her ELEVEN YEARS to apoligise for sharing shitty conspiracy videos claiming Sandy Hook was a false flag, an attitude that has put a target on the survivors to this fucking day! Eleven years, and they still brought her in? That guy from The Rascalz should sue for infair dismissal.
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EBEZA @ebeza.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
"Don Callis has been replaced by Porky Pig" popped me 😂 #AEWRevolution #WrestleSky
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EBEZA @ebeza.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
"Fuck Don Callis" "Fuck ICE too" Correct. #AEWRevolution #WrestleSky
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EBEZA @ebeza.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
We got a Mistico graphic, but not a Rousey graphic. So that's good news, right? #AEWRevolution #WrestleSky
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scaremyn! @carmyn.zone · 16/03/2026
it's so funny that the crowd just booed immediately like "oh, not this lady." she didn't even get a surprise pop
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