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Jacob @ebey.dev · 29/09/2026
Open AI dev days seems like it would be insufferable for anyone who doesn't enjoy the smells of their own flatulence. PS: their next product is their current one, plus either 0.1, or 1.
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Jacob @ebey.dev · 29/09/2026
I still have the CDs for that. I wonder if it would install on modern windows or tun on wine
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Jacob @ebey.dev · 29/09/2026
Oh man. The last time a game made me feel that way was F.E.A.R back in the day. That one was one creepy FPS.
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Jacob @ebey.dev · 29/09/2026
I need to play it still. Played through black mesa recently.
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Jacob @ebey.dev · 28/09/2026
Can we all agree that if any of us did what OpenAI is doing we'd be in jail?
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Jacob @ebey.dev · 28/09/2026
Was out last night and the tinder date at the end of the bar seemed to be going well until "your dick better still work!" was shouted for all to hear 😂
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Jacob @ebey.dev · 27/09/2026
Can so reset to 5 years ago when people have a shit about privacy/servalience, and companies didn't send all their intellectual property to the largest thieves in history?
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Jacob @ebey.dev · 27/09/2026
More than half these "fox girl" anime profiles are dudes right?
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rossipedia @rossipedia.com · 27/09/2026
Always has been
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Jacob @ebey.dev · 24/09/2026
Do ppl actually fall for this shit? From porn bots on Twitter to "plz sir, can I have some monies" bots on bsky.
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Jacob @ebey.dev · 24/09/2026
"Go AI go!" Comments are finally being down voted on the orange site. Literal years too late but it's happening. Sign?
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Jacob @ebey.dev · 24/09/2026
The IPC(?) story is pretty nice as well since things can run "in the same process" as chrome (there isn't actually IPC if I understand the arch correctly?)
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Jacob @ebey.dev · 24/09/2026
You can force chrome to be distrubuted instead of relying on the system webview.
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Jacob @ebey.dev · 24/09/2026
Deno
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Jacob @ebey.dev · 24/09/2026
It's just going to be shit software from here on out... no love and care left...
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Jacob @ebey.dev · 23/09/2026
In a shed somewhere.
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Jacob @ebey.dev · 23/09/2026
We need Margot Robbie in a bubble bath to explain this.
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Jacob @ebey.dev · 23/09/2026
This woN't efFeCt mE, i OnLY INVEST IN thINgS LiKe The s&p500... Welp, I hate tell tell you... 34%... That's about your exposure regardless of if you knew or wanted it.
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Jacob @ebey.dev · 23/09/2026
BTW, if you haven't realized it yet, about 80% of total new investments are tied up in AI. 80%.... 30% of total market value is tied up in this bullshit. In simple terms, if you have money in the stock market, and we continue down this path, you can expect to loose ~20-30% when it hits the fan.
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Jacob @ebey.dev · 23/09/2026
I kinda hope this goes through so we at least have dumbshits to laugh at as the economy falls apart.
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Jacob @ebey.dev · 23/09/2026
What the actual fuck is wrong with everyone?
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Jacob @ebey.dev · 23/09/2026
I have a terrible feeling I'm going to be back to bouncing around jobs for a few years until I find the now elusive "actually give a shit" engineers and not "shit things out" loosers.
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Jacob @ebey.dev · 21/09/2026
"Treat it as an algorithm/ computation"... ummm... that's not how they work at all you fucking buffoons.
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Jacob @ebey.dev · 21/09/2026
Yes know what we need in our flight controls??? Some non-determinism!!! Just... holy fuck...
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Jacob @ebey.dev · 15/09/2026
I've only listened to a couple, but they contained a lot of choking and gagging sounds.
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Jacob @ebey.dev · 15/09/2026
Hoarding the gold for yourself. Tolkien?
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Jacob @ebey.dev · 15/09/2026
I have zero proof, but I'd bet with a little digging someone would have a story.
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Jacob @ebey.dev · 15/09/2026
DHH is either A) doing a dragon, or B) funneling this unnecessarily large influx of cash to maintain setup scripts to hate groups. Either should have consequences.
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Jacob @ebey.dev · 15/09/2026
Call them slurs and throw out a generalization or two about the operators bad behavior and enough will block you you won't get the bot engagement as much. Works for me. These people are more sensitive than a clit.
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Jacob @ebey.dev · 15/09/2026
This was about dhh, but yeah, idk why these ai fucks have so much benefit of the doubt. They've proven their character and somehow people are buying their obvious bullshit.
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Jacob @ebey.dev · 15/09/2026
Someone needs to investigate the dude taking millions of dollars to maintain a few scripts.
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Jacob @ebey.dev · 15/09/2026
Y'all need to get off Altman's dick.
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rossipedia @rossipedia.com · 11/09/2026
The entire past 12 years can be summed up in one phrase I learned a very, very, very long time ago: "Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups."
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Jacob @ebey.dev · 10/09/2026
Oh goodness.
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Jacob @ebey.dev · 10/09/2026
I would love to chunk that out and potentially federate some things so its only app code invalidating.
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Jacob @ebey.dev · 07/09/2026
youtu.be
The Nerd Reich
YouTube video by Jesse Welles
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Jacob @ebey.dev · 07/09/2026
I think you are just trying to nest a <ul> in a <p>. That's not valid and React freaks out when you do something against the spec.
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Jacob @ebey.dev · 07/09/2026
Sorry, software industry.
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Jacob @ebey.dev · 07/09/2026
It's finally being reported what a shitty idea, business model (or lack there of), and the effects that will be onset by the AI lies. Y'all are just going to brush this off too? No reflection? Yeah, I know.. I fucking hate most of the people leading the current grift industry.
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Jacob @ebey.dev · 06/09/2026
Importing in a client or server module?
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Jacob @ebey.dev · 06/09/2026
If you have a custom domain handle, FFS at a minimum redirect the domain to your github or back to bluesky. SOOOOO many domains out there being used by developers that go absolutely nowhere. Literal txt parking spots. What a waste.
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Jacob @ebey.dev · 06/09/2026
We need much less tribalism / parasocial behavior in general.
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Jacob @ebey.dev · 06/09/2026
I just hate this type of shit with a passion.
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Jacob @ebey.dev · 05/09/2026
Can we like, ya know, just fucking not please.
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Jacob @ebey.dev · 05/09/2026
It's almost like people never developed beyond high-school mindsets...
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Jacob @ebey.dev · 03/09/2026
Some of us are still engineers.
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Jiahan Chen @chenjiahan.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Excited that TypeScript will finally support module types based on import attributes! Bundlers and frameworks can now provide accurate types for custom imports:
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Jacob @ebey.dev · 31/08/2026
Let's go one better. Anyone hiring who calls out pieces of shit for what they are and aren't bootlickers?
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Jacob @ebey.dev · 31/08/2026
Any non white supremacists hiring?
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Jacob @ebey.dev · 31/08/2026
Sucking*
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