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Ehren Battermann

@ebattermann.bsky.social
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SQL Server developer at Trinity Health HQ. On Bluesky mainly for tech, entertainment, & humor. Cat-obsessed. Hoopy frood who always knows where his towel is.

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Ehren Battermann @ebattermann.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
good point. guess it's time to reread Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas
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Ehren Battermann @ebattermann.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
BREAKING: The new prediction market data segment of CBS News election coverage will named "Filthy Weiss"
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Ehren Battermann @ebattermann.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Looks delicious! I bought some ingredients earlier this week for my own run at cottage pie this weekend.. Been far too long, & the weather's been getting colder lately here in mid-Michigan
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Ehren Battermann @ebattermann.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Horrifying & wildly unethical. It absolutely ought to be considered cruel and unusual punishment under the Eighth Amendment.
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Ehren Battermann @ebattermann.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Trumplethinskin sleeping thru everything but the slightest bit of criticism & mockery
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Ehren Battermann @ebattermann.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
very telling too that one of methinks-he-doth-protest-too-much king dipshit's favorite dog whistles for racism & misogyny is "low iq" yet he butt-trumpets the clearly-not-yet ASI as whoahmahgod superintelligence
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Ehren Battermann @ebattermann.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Did NOT realize this & weird tradwife from empty kitchen sotu address were the same person, it was already funny as hell, now it's DELICIOUS 😆🤣💀 thanks @cmjhawk86.bsky.social for pointing it out!
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Ehren Battermann @ebattermann.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
ohhhhhh THAT WAS HER lmfao 🤣 💀
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Ehren Battermann @ebattermann.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A "dirtbag" says what, Britt?
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Ehren Battermann @ebattermann.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
While I would have preferred that, I still wonder if it wouldn't have just delayed the shitshow we're experiencing now, that the current dumpster fire of an admin wouldn't have simply reared its ugly head a term or two later. Either way, I hope to see those like Mamdani & El-Sayed keep winning
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Ehren Battermann @ebattermann.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
So worth it! Well done!
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Ehren Battermann @ebattermann.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
all's fair in love & making fun of cybertruck drivers
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Ehren Battermann @ebattermann.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"incel Caminos" 😆🤣 stealing 💀
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Ehren Battermann @ebattermann.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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For Honor Triple Kill Knight Dance
Alt: For Honor Triple Kill Knight Dance
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Ehren Battermann @ebattermann.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Can confirm
Tortie cat climbing on my chest, right up near my face, while I'm lying flat on my back
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Ehren Battermann @ebattermann.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The so-called "Dept of War" will now be rebranded yet again to "The Sultans of Losing"
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Ehren Battermann @ebattermann.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I've admired the way Katt Williams looked here ever since this comedy special debuted decades ago. I mentioned that to my gf at the time, & she exclaimed, horrified "You can't wear that!" No intention of doing so here, I'm nowhere near that stylish w my fashion choices, I just admired it, full stop.
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Katt Williams: Stand-Up Comedy Performance
Alt: Katt Williams: Stand-Up Comedy Performance
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Ehren Battermann @ebattermann.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
he's no joke, that one means Srs. Business.
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Looney Tunes Bull Sharpening Horns
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Ehren Battermann @ebattermann.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Cool style, I dig it. Inspirational to me to try to live a bit more authentically; I've traditionally been so fashion-clueless, but slowly dipping a toe into the pool of a more stylish world
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Ehren Battermann @ebattermann.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Tom Delonge Blink182 Wtf Meme
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Ehren Battermann @ebattermann.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Such a terrific name for such a cute cat I feel like she should have her own theme song, maybe inspired from this old Simpsons track
The Simpsons - CD single liner for Deep, Deep Trouble
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Ehren Battermann @ebattermann.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Red Skull
Trumplethinskin in a rare moment of being awake, with a non-so-rare moment of ranting about something while red-faced
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Ehren Battermann @ebattermann.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
even just a, jk, followed by, not really. please, please, please give us just an ambiguous sliver of hope that maybe this didn't happen
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Ehren Battermann @ebattermann.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My mumma kitty's similar that way, after spending life on the streets until her previous owner picked her up while she was about to have a litter. Today, after living w me for 5 years, she's slowly, tentatively taking short, supervised trips onto my front deck, but soon has her fill & wanders in.
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Ehren Battermann @ebattermann.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Gotta use that peripheral vision, Jill (or any vision at all)... Side of your eye... Side of your eye
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Ehren Battermann @ebattermann.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I agree!
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Ehren Battermann @ebattermann.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A friend of mine just shared an insta reel of that in a private group chat the other day too. I have to be in the right mood for chili, but cornbread is amazing w it, & i love the advantages of making that in waffle form 😋
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Ehren Battermann @ebattermann.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Me either, Kubla Kahn by Samuel Taylor Coleridge pops into my head immediately at the mention of Xanadu though... If for no other reason than parts of the poem are burned into my brain after the legendary Douglas Adams incorporated parts of it into his first Dirk Gently book
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Ehren Battermann @ebattermann.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
So true... You gotta bring a lot more than that to an interview, lest they be like, this cunt is no' tryin'.. Showing initiative and that like
Trainspotting - Spud takes a wee dab o' speed before a job interview
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Ehren Battermann @ebattermann.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I relate to that very well too. 😅
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Ehren Battermann @ebattermann.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
well now david's fine, I dunno what gavig's gonna do now tho
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Ehren Battermann @ebattermann.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Same. No judgement here, it's easy for me to do. One of the systems guys i used to work w found it when I asked if he'd mind taking a look.. Took the piss, like "I thought I taught you better than that" 😆 was a super kind guy & always willing to help,his point was serious,but he wasn't being a dick
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Ehren Battermann @ebattermann.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Cheers to your newfound teetotalling... I recently started my own journey in sobriety at 52, & it's been uplifting in ways I'd not dreamed possible. Inspiring to hear it's working so well for you & others I've heard similarly from lately.
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Ehren Battermann @ebattermann.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
you ok there PEDOTARDUS?
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Im Super Thanks For Asking
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Ehren Battermann @ebattermann.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"It's a secret to everybody"
Always Has Been blank meme template
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Ehren Battermann @ebattermann.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Dirk Diggler stars in it too as a... worm... uh, bug... guy
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Ehren Battermann @ebattermann.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Xzibit Yo Dawg Meme with Dog
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Ehren Battermann @ebattermann.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The gonzhostest with the mohstest
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Ehren Battermann @ebattermann.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This turned out to be one of the most fascinating rabbit-holes I've scuttled down all month. Thank you!
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Ehren Battermann @ebattermann.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
as my dad liked to quip "there's no price on it. must be free"
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Ehren Battermann @ebattermann.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I feel for ya. I'm spoiled by central air here in the US, yet I've dreamed of possibly living in the UK someday -- and the muggy nights would definitely be sensory stress for me. x
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Ehren Battermann @ebattermann.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
guessing that's net -0.5%, after totaling w the absolute degenerate scum who seem to think he's doing a better job the more details about alleged child sexual abuse are revealed
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Ehren Battermann @ebattermann.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
all I hear is him babbling something about crudites
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Ehren Battermann @ebattermann.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
oh hey stan, could you get me a beer
South Park: Randy microwaving his balls to give himself cancer as his son stares, nonplussed
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Ehren Battermann @ebattermann.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Indeed. I felt brain cells dying just reading this account from MagaMind second-hand, just a vortex of absolute potato
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Ehren Battermann @ebattermann.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Newsmax:
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This Is Fine Meme
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Enjoyed this article about the growing number of men adopting cats, bucking gender stereotypes. Apparently Mamdani is allergic to cats, but has been getting allergy shots because his wife wants to adopt one. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/20/s...
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Dave Franco, Jordan Poole and Other Everyday Cat Dads Are Redefining Gender Stereotypes (Gift Article)
We’re living in the age of the “cat dad” and he’s being used to sell premium cat products and talk about healthy masculinity.
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Ehren Battermann @ebattermann.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Ehren Battermann @ebattermann.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I was sooooo jealous of kids who had those, my parents were well off, but very strict about our sugar intake.. Lots of cereals were off the table too. Ofc I'm grateful to them for that as an adult, but as a kid, I suffered mightily under the thumb of the Evil Empire /s
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Ehren Battermann @ebattermann.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
incredible advice. hey guys, I discovered if we stop pooping, we save a ton of money on water, tp, eating, & living due to not having an impacted colon
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