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Ehren Battermann @ebattermann.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Sometimes I even just leave them at the foot of my bed

Void cat napping on his back, all paws stretched out, hind legs hanging off the end of the bed

Ehren Battermann @ebattermann.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Such a terrific name for such a cute cat I feel like she should have her own theme song, maybe inspired from this old Simpsons track

The Simpsons - CD single liner for Deep, Deep Trouble

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Ehren Battermann @ebattermann.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

So true... You gotta bring a lot more than that to an interview, lest they be like, this cunt is no' tryin'.. Showing initiative and that like

Trainspotting - Spud takes a wee dab o' speed before a job interview

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Ehren Battermann @ebattermann.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

oh hey stan, could you get me a beer

South Park: Randy microwaving his balls to give himself cancer as his son stares, nonplussed

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Ehren Battermann @ebattermann.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Right!?? Their sharpshooters might as well light up cigarettes while they're at it

Brock Samson - "A good sniper can spot a hot cherry for miles.

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Ehren Battermann @ebattermann.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Took in Mumma Kitty 5-6 years ago after her previous owner died, as emotional aid for my gf, who was recovering from stroke at the time Sadly, though my gf made incredible strides in recovery, she died from aneurysm about a year later MK is my ❤️ I never would still be here without her. RiP MM 💙

Fluffy tortie cat sitting on my chest while facing the camera. She greeted me this way this morning when I woke up, with a couple good morning purrs before she settled into breadloaf form on my chest & purred

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Ehren Battermann @ebattermann.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

lol can't get over this napping position

Fluffy void cat napping on his back next to a heating pad & some rumpled blankets/sheets on my bed, all four legs splayed in the air, hind legs & tail hanging off the end of the mattress

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Ehren Battermann @ebattermann.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

That sounds familiar. This void boy woke me in the middle of the night once from unsual sounds: He had trapped a mouse inside his favorite cardboard box, & was casually batting at it when I discovered what was going on.

Black cat peeking out of a cat tree's archway, looking content & alert, front legs extended

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Ehren Battermann @ebattermann.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Came to the replies looking for this, & was not disappointed. "Big difference." 😆

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Ehren Battermann @ebattermann.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

giving Takeshi Kovacs a run for his money

Altered Carbon - Takeshi Kovacs wearing a pink unicorn backpack, brandishing weapons near a couple of his victims

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Ehren Battermann @ebattermann.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

living in the dumbest timeline is exhausting

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Ehren Battermann @ebattermann.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

I laughed way, way too hard at this 😆🤣💀 Now I should probably go cry... Or lay down or something.

Aqua Teen Hunger Force: I think I need to go pray

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Ehren Battermann @ebattermann.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

perhaps the key to getting a video game ceo who can't shut the fuck up to put a sock on it, particularly one who's glazing ai like they're starting up a new religion, is to teach them to model the behavior via said amazing power of ai

Google search "shut the fuck up" with ai overview: "I will stop talking now."

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Ehren Battermann @ebattermann.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Everything the light touches... Is her kingdom

Very floofy tortie staring off camera, light highlighting her face

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Ehren Battermann @ebattermann.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

How are you doing that with your mouth?

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Ehren Battermann @ebattermann.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

And this little mild-mannered tortie girl, despite being front-declawed by her prior owner (not something I'd ever do), has no problem squashing mouse heads with her tiny, furry fists of fury