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Yes, because as we all know AI is notoriously always correct. It’ll hallucinate its tits off.

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I waited and waited but alas, that moment did not come to pass.

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Confession. While at Sunderland I was reminded that I have in fact been to an away league game since 1991. It was Forest away in January 1999. Out by 8 years. Time has a habit of doing that.

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Also, it’s now just an exercise in content generation. 🚮 VAR.

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Wrote this 3 years ago over on Twitter, and it’s still exactly the same.

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I should add I’ve been to many cup and European games. Just not league ones.

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Yes but have you gone grey and donyou now complain about important things like parking and potholes?

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I think this is a compliment but you need to speak up, as young people do tend to mumble a bit these days.

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I don’t even know where to begin with this fascinating snippet of information other than to say a) how has it taken so long and b) that’s only 2 years after the Berlin Wall came down and c) that makes me feel magnificently old.

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I am going to Sunderland tomorrow and — I think this is right — it’s my first league away game since April 1991.

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He’s got to cut those errors out

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Let’s not get ahead of ourselves.

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Feels like he’s been here a trillion billion. Wavelength: on.

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Lovely, controlled performance with steel when needed. And another for Martin Odegoals.

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eastlower @eastlower.co.uk · 08/09/2026

That doesn’t look like Heathrow. Progress.

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It’s time to let it go…

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eastlower @eastlower.co.uk · 08/09/2026

This is social media. Temper your positivity. Delete this post then come back with some intemperate hot takes.

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eastlower @eastlower.co.uk · 04/09/2026

I know. Would love to know what’s gone on there.

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eastlower @eastlower.co.uk · 04/09/2026

Aaron Ramsdale now 3rd choice at Southampton. What’s that all about?

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Sales might have started already

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Starting mid-morning on Christmas Eve…

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Can he play left wing? I suppose it’s the eternal question.

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The end of this transfer window is giving me strong ‘my approach to Christmas shopping’ vibes.

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Bag up those three points and move on. Lots to improve upon but that’s for tomorrow!

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If we could pass to each other, it might be good.

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I’m not sure what to say about this half, other than it’s nearly over.

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