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eastlower

@eastlower.co.uk
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Arsenal fan, delayed-action blogger, jumping like a nit from one social platform to another.

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eastlower @eastlower.co.uk · 14/09/2026
Wrote this 3 years ago over on Twitter, and it’s still exactly the same.
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eastlower @eastlower.co.uk · 13/08/2026
My boys’ enthusiasm for the eclipse is infectious. Life-changing moment.
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eastlower @eastlower.co.uk · 12/08/2026
Rocky says hi
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eastlower @eastlower.co.uk · 12/08/2026
Marketing slogan Don’t: Burnham
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eastlower @eastlower.co.uk · 11/06/2026
Look at his happy face
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eastlower @eastlower.co.uk · 07/05/2026
Steward merch was elite in ‘89
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eastlower @eastlower.co.uk · 16/04/2026
As well as battling being banjaxed, Bluesky has cleverly identified one of Arsenal’s key current goalscoring issues.
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eastlower @eastlower.co.uk · 15/04/2026
When times are tough, you call upon the legends.
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eastlower @eastlower.co.uk · 06/01/2026
Leant back/up to take this picture, as it had the word nob in it, and blew my back right out. Had to have an emergency osteopathy visit before flying home.
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eastlower @eastlower.co.uk · 14/12/2025
Turns out today is the 40th anniversary of my first ever Arsenal game. FORTY YEARS. It was also Niall Quinn’s debut. Time, bloody hell.
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eastlower @eastlower.co.uk · 26/11/2025
Don’t worry, there’s a veteran in there to balance things out
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eastlower @eastlower.co.uk · 06/11/2025
Genuine question but what do you do? Mine tails me and harangues me (and sometimes bites me) until I cave in. Which I always do. And he knows it. I mean look at the tummy on him.
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eastlower @eastlower.co.uk · 26/10/2025
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eastlower @eastlower.co.uk · 26/10/2025
@paulhepker.bsky.social More Tintin
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eastlower @eastlower.co.uk · 01/10/2025
Arteta in his grey slacks again. Just call him Smarteta.
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eastlower @eastlower.co.uk · 21/04/2025
Thanks for waiting. Here’s a queue for a queue.
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eastlower @eastlower.co.uk · 03/04/2025
Too soon
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eastlower @eastlower.co.uk · 22/02/2025
Introducing our new striker, Speckled Lionel
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eastlower @eastlower.co.uk · 22/02/2025
The only photo I took today was when a pigeon landed on the pitch. I think we can draw our own conclusions from that.
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eastlower @eastlower.co.uk · 13/02/2025
@arseblog.com The three stages of Arsenal grief
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eastlower @eastlower.co.uk · 17/12/2024
This rebooted ESL idea is a marketing triumph. 🎶 Champions of the Unify Star League, you’ll never sing that. 🎶 Correct. We won’t. 🗑️
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eastlower @eastlower.co.uk · 18/11/2024
The Premier League is back. Bring a change of clothes. And some flippers.
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