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Skinwalker Texas Ranger

@earthenmaw.bsky.social
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✨ Player Hater of the year 2022 They/Them Short shorts and long sleeve enthusiast @AntichristSteezeMachine on Depop ⸸ No God,No Masters,No Mercy, No Quarter ⸸

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Skinwalker Texas Ranger @earthenmaw.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Grabbing a shirt in the dark before work be like
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Skinwalker Texas Ranger @earthenmaw.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Saving all the seeds in your pepper in the same way you save all the marshmallows in your lucky charms
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Skinwalker Texas Ranger @earthenmaw.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
The hardest part of severe adult ADHD is losing all of your favorite hats
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Skinwalker Texas Ranger @earthenmaw.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
We got a new weird dog!
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Skinwalker Texas Ranger @earthenmaw.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
The H.P. in H.P. Lovecraft stands for Hot Pocket
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Skinwalker Texas Ranger @earthenmaw.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Who up grinding they mechanism of torment?
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🕸️ƊǗƝƓĘƠΝƁÏƬƇΗ🕸️ @dungeonbitch.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
Thank Zenithar it's Fredas
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Skinwalker Texas Ranger @earthenmaw.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
If you're in or starting a band called Agony Prayer, you're welcome (I am drawing logos again)
Pointy old English text that reads "Agony Prayer"
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Skinwalker Texas Ranger @earthenmaw.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
I've reached the point of white trash where sleeves are only for formal occasions
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Skinwalker Texas Ranger @earthenmaw.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
Boba straws are just ovipositors for your mouth
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Skinwalker Texas Ranger @earthenmaw.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
A lot of things really suck right now but we got the Oblivion remake AND a new Caustic Wound album this week, so that's pretty cool
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Skinwalker Texas Ranger @earthenmaw.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Pissgrave fucked up by not calling themselves Mausolpeeum
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Skinwalker Texas Ranger @earthenmaw.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
My wife is getting red-pilled (she is taking her antibiotics)
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🧌🤌🧙‍♂️ Bigby's Italian Hand 🧙‍♂️🤌🧌 @fhath.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
If your close circle isn't discussing: • Ancient weapons of precious metal and bone • Which fantasy races are able to crossbreed • Ghouls...? Then you need a new circle
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Skinwalker Texas Ranger @earthenmaw.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
"Black Metal stricken from national archives amidst DEI policy rollback"
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Skinwalker Texas Ranger @earthenmaw.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Don't talk to me about suffering. I just ate two gas station corn dogs, dry
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Skinwalker Texas Ranger @earthenmaw.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
"We got company" -a caveman after filing an LLC
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Skinwalker Texas Ranger @earthenmaw.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
We as a society do not need contortionists
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Skinwalker Texas Ranger @earthenmaw.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Apparently the appropriate response to "sorry my car's a mess" isn't "buddy, I've done needle drugs on a moving train" Who knew?
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
“What would the Founding Fathers think” buddy I don’t care what my regular father thinks
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Skinwalker Texas Ranger @earthenmaw.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Why do so many new cars have taillights that look like they're mad at me?
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⚔️🎀 𝔉𝔦𝔞𝔡𝔥 🎀⚔️ @fiadh.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
who’s coming with me
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Skinwalker Texas Ranger @earthenmaw.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Today's persistent thought is that Cruella DeVille's parents were killed by a dalmatian that was driving drunk.
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⚔️ ℌ𝔢𝔯𝔞 ⚔️ @herayuga.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Give this a listen. Repost it. Show your friends. If you like dungeon synth stuff and goth stuff you're gonna like it I promise. skullbasher666.bandcamp.com/track/tomb-g...
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Tomb Gargoyle (Nemesis of Life Mix), by Skullbasher
from the album DUNGEONS AND DIRTBAGS
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Skinwalker Texas Ranger @earthenmaw.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
People talk a lot about how OP stealth archer builds are, why is no one talking about stealth suplex builds?
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Skinwalker Texas Ranger @earthenmaw.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
If the US govt wants TikTok to be owned by a domestic entity they should see it returned to its rightful owner
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Skinwalker Texas Ranger @earthenmaw.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
When I say "block them and move on", I mean with one of these
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Skinwalker Texas Ranger @earthenmaw.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Depop knows me entirely too well
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Skinwalker Texas Ranger @earthenmaw.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Drake is threatening to sue Kendrick if he does Not Like Us at the football thing, and it's crazy to hear him be like "that's our word" but the word is pedophilia
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Marko Elez, an Elon Musk staffer with access to the Treasury Department’s sensitive payments system, has quit after racist and pro-eugenics posts surfaced, including one stating, ‘Just for the record, I was racist before it was cool.’
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em @bestofaloy.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
⭐️ the feminine urge to replay every video game i’ve ever played instead of starting any unplayed games in my backlog ⭐️
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Skinwalker Texas Ranger @earthenmaw.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
You ever leave the house and realize you're dressed like a backup DJ for Linkin Park?
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
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Skinwalker Texas Ranger @earthenmaw.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Kinda bummed I didn't let myself enjoy emo until I was like 30.
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Skinwalker Texas Ranger @earthenmaw.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Knuckle tattoos that read "ICum SOFT"
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Julia Carrie Wong @joolia.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
I think that we should be talking about what Trump is trying to do to trans people in the context of the Nuremberg laws.
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Skinwalker Texas Ranger @earthenmaw.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
War Metal : I am the peak of hyperviolent heterosexual masculinity Also War Metal: I am going to do BUTT STUFF with JESUS 😎
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Skinwalker Texas Ranger @earthenmaw.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Oh, you're a cinephile? Name 5 movies you've fucked
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