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Vader : "so...."
Luke: *silence*
"You ever meet Yoda?"
"Yeah"
"Annoying little fuck isnt he"
"Hes dead now"
"Oh thats...well sad for you but good for me I guess. One more off the list and all"
*silence*
*silence*
*silence*
V : "Did uh, did you see the big race the other day?"