princess bruises-like-a-peach @earlylatesummer.bsky.social · 12hHE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS!!!!! 😭😭😭 070
princess bruises-like-a-peach @earlylatesummer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026three years already? fuck clear off, wow 010
Reposted by princess bruises-like-a-peachfreddy vs. jason funderburker @impormable.bsky.social · 04/11/2025they don't mention it in the movie, but the wicked witch of the west went through a few edits before settling on "surrender dorothy" 054
princess bruises-like-a-peach @earlylatesummer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026did someone say "pocket-sized keychain edition of the little prince in portuguese" 010
Reposted by princess bruises-like-a-peachSpicymochi @spicymochi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I had to give her a friend 1537211295
princess bruises-like-a-peach @earlylatesummer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026when the non-slip shower mat you got to stop slipping in the shower decides to SLIDE as you're departing the shower, forcing all your weight onto your bad leg, you end up wondering what the fucking point is and why even bother annabelle is officially in grumblecakes mood 020
Reposted by princess bruises-like-a-peachrock robster @plounce.bsky.social · 28/09/2026#catcrumb 2329124
princess bruises-like-a-peach @earlylatesummer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026all i know is that if i ever had to come up with a tight five, it'd be about wikipedia as weaponised autism and the guy standing sitting debacle 020
princess bruises-like-a-peach @earlylatesummer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026i love wikipedia en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...en.wikipedia.orgList of stories set in a future now in the past - Wikipedia 011
Reposted by princess bruises-like-a-peachrock robster @plounce.bsky.social · 23/09/2026#catcrumb 940431294
princess bruises-like-a-peach @earlylatesummer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026it'll be like "(internally screaming) i academically know what happened, but like, those are fucking long ass scars, is this really me???" etc etc 030
princess bruises-like-a-peach @earlylatesummer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026despite everything, i still sometimes see my ankle scars and go "what the FUCK HAPPENED" 140
princess bruises-like-a-peach @earlylatesummer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026weather forecast: hot as fuck hot as fuck hot as fuck hot but okay hot but okay humid as fuck humid as fuck humid as fuck humid as fuck alriiiiiiiiiiiiiight!!!!! 020
princess bruises-like-a-peach @earlylatesummer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026nurse bidoof is at it again 020
princess bruises-like-a-peach @earlylatesummer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026(angela giarratana "what's wrong with mater?" voice) what's wrong with him???? youtu.be/-dN69knmyvcyoutu.beWhat's Wrong with Mater? - Smosh AnimatedYouTube video by DeepBlueInk 010
Reposted by princess bruises-like-a-peachGuilherme Nunes @guilhernunes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026 funny puppy let out a witty remark 1402102
Reposted by princess bruises-like-a-peachrock robster @plounce.bsky.social · 20/09/2026#catcrumb 112236
princess bruises-like-a-peach @earlylatesummer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026this is a fucking crime, it's technically still SUMMER, fuck outta here 020
princess bruises-like-a-peach @earlylatesummer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026IMPENDING FRIENDSHIP LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 020
princess bruises-like-a-peach @earlylatesummer.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I! MISS! MY! CAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 040
princess bruises-like-a-peach @earlylatesummer.bsky.social · 18/09/2026OH YES OF COURSE 💖 terry number one with a bullet 110
princess bruises-like-a-peach @earlylatesummer.bsky.social · 18/09/2026updated heart-shaped locket list: + mitch hedberg + a zamboni + alan rickman + ms mowz + gritty + dolly parton + marilyn monroe + stephen root + zohran mamdani 140
princess bruises-like-a-peach @earlylatesummer.bsky.social · 17/09/2026bruno and i dancing in the lift after dropping dad at the airportstatic.klipy.comLisa Simpson DancingALT: Lisa Simpson Dancing 120
princess bruises-like-a-peach @earlylatesummer.bsky.social · 17/09/20265 weeks down!! 13 more......... 🫠 030
Reposted by princess bruises-like-a-peachbakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 27/08/2026dear lord in heaven please dont let the tennis ball fired from the american gladiators annihilator cannon strike me in my testicles and make me hurl up on tv. lord please give larry csonka the grace to praise my athleticism on his csonkatrator 868959
princess bruises-like-a-peach @earlylatesummer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026hey hey. portugal absolutely has its problems but england is in the literal fucking stone age jesus christ 140
princess bruises-like-a-peach @earlylatesummer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I'M FUCKIN SORRY THE PORTUGUESE SUBWAY HAS 5G???????????????? "it's a bit spotty" BRUNO MY LOVE THE LONDON UNDERGROUND HAS FUCKING ***NOTHING*** NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 140
princess bruises-like-a-peach @earlylatesummer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026dad is NOT getting invited back to Portugal anytime soon 050
princess bruises-like-a-peach @earlylatesummer.bsky.social · 13/09/2026some day i will be ostensibly Okay about losing my favourite ever scrunchie but today is not that day, nor was yesterday, and the next 8-10 business days won't be it either 140
princess bruises-like-a-peach @earlylatesummer.bsky.social · 11/09/2026crying at the end of an onion article theonion.com/not-knowing-...theonion.comNot Knowing What Else To Do, Woman Bakes American-Flag CakeTOPEKA, KS—Feeling helpless in the wake of the horrible Sept. 11 terrorist attacks that killed thousands, Christine Pearson baked a cake and decorated it like an American flag Monday. 010
princess bruises-like-a-peach @earlylatesummer.bsky.social · 09/09/2026stinky babies need the most attention 020
princess bruises-like-a-peach @earlylatesummer.bsky.social · 09/09/2026excited dislocative flailing as my shit ass syndrome is a @catfishing.net answerrrrrrr 060
princess bruises-like-a-peach @earlylatesummer.bsky.social · 08/09/2026"twilight" (2008) is a period piece because google is a functional search engine 020
princess bruises-like-a-peach @earlylatesummer.bsky.social · 08/09/2026excited to be in the same room as my love again so i can lean in and whisper "ee-lev-en, it's not even funny" repeatedly 000
princess bruises-like-a-peach @earlylatesummer.bsky.social · 08/09/2026and then he dies (spoiler) and they have to find a pope that is new and they called it "new pope" 010
princess bruises-like-a-peach @earlylatesummer.bsky.social · 08/09/2026there's a special wheelchair ballot, very cool ✌🏻 021
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princess bruises-like-a-peach @earlylatesummer.bsky.social · 07/09/2026AND NOT MATURE ADULT HARDSHIPS but fourteen-year-old boy imaginary hardships 110
princess bruises-like-a-peach @earlylatesummer.bsky.social · 07/09/2026static.klipy.comParappa Discord: I Gotta Believe!!ALT: Parappa Discord: I Gotta Believe!! 010
princess bruises-like-a-peach @earlylatesummer.bsky.social · 07/09/2026i can 10000% believe this. 110
princess bruises-like-a-peach @earlylatesummer.bsky.social · 07/09/2026JUST NOW FINDING OUT THAT STEPHEN ROOT VOICED MY ABSOLUTE FAVOURITE CHARACTER IN FINDING NEMO (BUBBLES!!!!!!!!!) HOLY *SHIT* I LOVE HIMstatic.klipy.comBubbles from Finding NemoALT: Bubbles from Finding Nemo 130
princess bruises-like-a-peach @earlylatesummer.bsky.social · 05/09/2026(has immediately downloaded the epub to enjoy, this sounds so good!! thank you for sharing 💖 ) 000
