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Earl Gray III

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Some languish in obscurity, I prefer to lounge in it. Creator of the angle neck toothbrush. He/Him thingsyoumightenjoy.com

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Earl Gray III @earlthird.bsky.social · 7h
Got to use the word homunculus at the dentist today, that was a good time.
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Earl Gray III @earlthird.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It’s The Star Fox™️ game for the Nintendo Switch 2™️ system. You say the whole thing, like A Tribe Called Quest.
A Nintendo music notification on a phone screen, it reads:

Nintendo Music
Sixty-two tracks from the Star Fox™ game for the Nintendo Switch™ 2 system have been added, plus a playlist featuring tracks from each...

The titling of Star Fox grows more cumbersome by the day. This never happened to Lylat Wars.
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Earl Gray III @earlthird.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This was made more fun by approaching this as games that would have lasting impacts rather than games that ended up being all time favorites. These are all games I’d list in my overall favorites, but perhaps not top 10. These games lead me to what would become my favorites.
A three by three grid of nine game titles, starting left to right from the top:

Shenmue
Outrun
Incredible Crisis
No One Can Stop Mr. Domino!
Spy Hunter
Cosmic Conflict
Final Fantasy Legend II
Astro Warrior
Mechwarrior 2
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Earl Gray III @earlthird.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I’ll use this Chrontendo screenshot to remind everyone that the Sega Ages version of Phantasy Star on Switch is the gold standard for how to keep a classic RPG accessible while retaining its natural charm.
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Earl Gray III @earlthird.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I’ve been on a kick of watching movies that I only remember as previews on various cassette tapes we rented when I was a kid. Milk Money (1994) was impressively bad. Don’t Tell Mom the Babysitter’s Dead (1991) was surprisingly fine. Unremarkable, but fine.
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Earl Gray III @earlthird.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I never realized that Japan didn’t get the burnout series. It’s a shame they missed out on both this amazing title localization as well as getting Burnout 3.
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Earl Gray III @earlthird.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
A pixel art rendition of a person wearing sunglasses. In the sunglasses’ reflection, we see the word OBEY à la They Live. I opened up Pixsquare for the first time in a while and found some old pixel art I never used for anything. I’d really enjoy one bit pixel art.
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Earl Gray III @earlthird.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
This is a good read, and touches on elements of both physical and mental health that at best are often only mentioned in hushed tones.
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Earl Gray III @earlthird.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Between the upcoming Zelda remake and the recent Starfox remake, I really miss strategy guides. I’d usually only buy them if I got really stuck, or really loved a game and wanted to play it again with a sort of reference book.
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Earl Gray III @earlthird.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Whataburger’s spicy ketchup has got to be in the running for best regional condiment worldwide.
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Earl Gray III @earlthird.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
If you’d told me 15 years ago I’d have specific mahjong and pachinko games I was on the lookout for, I’d have called you insane. That being said, I can only guess as to when the horse racing sim part of gaming madness shows up in the mind.
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Earl Gray III @earlthird.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I’m constantly impressed by the selection on Kanopy. If you’re in the US, check your local library to see if they offer it. Between it and Tubi I have zero regrets about canceling all but two (Night Flight Plus and Rewind-O) of my streaming subscriptions.
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TarZangief @tarzangief.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
"Neutral in the culture war"
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Dee Liteyears - V I D E O G I R L @deeliteyears.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
my small tribute to David Lynch #art #TwinPeaks #Archie
Archie style comic panel of FBI Deputy Director Gordon Cole sitting in an office chair saying "And when you became Denise, I told all your colleagues, those clown comics, to fix their hearts or die!"
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Blogged it. Happy Hater Week. aftermath.site/war-crime-n6...
aftermath.site
Do Not Buy The War Crime N64
There's so many ways to play the N64. You do not need to support Palmer Luckey's little project.
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Brandon Sheffield @brandon.insertcredit.com · 30/07/2026
In response to the unprecedented number of game developers laid off this year, we have created a bundle on itch to benefit a Game Industry Hardship Fund, managed by @videogameworkers.bsky.social. More than 100 games for 10+ bucks! Please share widely and donate generously! itch.io/b/3802/game-...
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Earl Gray III @earlthird.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I love ArtDink, but every time I see a copy of Arctic for sale, it remains where I’ve found it. I just can’t bring myself (yet) to purchase a game that captures the feel of navigating around a fender bender at rush hour.
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Earl Gray III @earlthird.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
A local game shop is selling these TCG card storage bins. The real blast from the past is the product photo featuring the Marvel (and DC) Overpower card game, something I hadn’t encountered in the wild since about 1998.
The box for a BCW brand card bin for storing cards from your collectible card game of choice. The picture is focused on the product image, which uses cards from the OverPower Card Game. This is notable because the box is from 2026, and OverPower (as seen here) hasn’t really existed in over a quarter century. Granted, there apparently was a kickstarter a few years back that relaunched the game, but this Fleer and Marvel iteration is rooted firmly in the era of Wizard Magazine. One of these days I’m just going to get really into comparatively obscure TCGs from the 90s and hold tournaments in the name of performative anachronism.
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Earl Gray III @earlthird.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Stumbled across this while at B&N for the Criterion sale, and I’m psyched to read it. I was unfamiliar, but it seems up my alley. Plus, we could always use more magazines based on regionally specific vernacular.
The Summer 2026 issue of Movie Jawn, a movie magazine for film lovers. The cover features Barbara Streisand and Ryan O’Neal as seen in What’s Up, Doc.
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Earl Gray III @earlthird.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Wow, either these fires are something else, or Chicago really needs to improve its draw distance.
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Earl Gray III @earlthird.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
The Famicom bootleg parade continues with Mobile Suit Z Gundam: Hot Scramble. Dare I say it, the pale mauve coloring looks better than the official cart! It is kind of weird seeing a Bandai release in a standard Famicom style cartridge, though.
An unofficial (bootleg) release of Mobile Suit Z Gundam: Hot Scramble for the Nintendo Famicom. The label features the Zeta Gundam amidst a space battle, as well as the title. Beneath the Japanese lettering, the English words HOT SCRAMBLE are written. The cart’s color brings to mind taro bubble tea. 

Normally, this cart would be in a Bandai Famicom cart, black in color and with rounded edges. However, I love the look of this thing. Odd carts and colors are among the key reasons why o love bootleg games.

As for the game itself? It’s decent. Think of it as a sort of proto rail shooter/Space Harrier imitation, but with a few side scrolling levels added in for variety. That being said, the game would be far better without said scrolling levels. Worth a look if you’re exploring Famicom games, or just love Gundam.

Zeta Gundam is my favorite of the Gundam series.
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Earl Gray III @earlthird.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Excuse me, Crocodile Dundee, would you mind naming your favorite Japanese arcade game manufacturer?
The back of a bootleg Famicom cartridge. Its unofficial status is made noticeable by the molded “Toito Corparatian” above the back label, which is written in Japanese and is probably about not freezing your Nintendo games in blocks of ice. The accepted spelling of the aforementioned company is Taito. You know, the Zoo Keeper people.
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Earl Gray III @earlthird.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
I bought a box of bootleg Famicom games, and I think my favorite so far has been this extra tall, brilliant yellow Makaimura/Ghosts ‘N Goblins cart. That’s just the regular Famicom label if you’re looking for a sense of scale.
A video game cartridge compatible with the Nintendo Famicom, but not made in any official capacity. Specifically, this is Makaimura/Ghosts ‘N Goblins, the Capcom published and Micronix made port of the arcade game. It’s a shade lighter than banana yellow, and is roughly double the height of the average Famicom cartridge. It’s also pretty heavy, owing to the higher than average number of chips needed to replicate the official cart.
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Earl Gray III @earlthird.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I picked up this paperback Robotech book at a used bookstore yesterday. There’s something charming about seeing Macross characters in the 1980s sci fi paperback style. More info in alt text.
A paperback copy of the fourth entry in Del Rey’s adaptation of Robotech from the late 1980s. Robotech is written vertically on the left side, and the cover notes that this is volume four of the first generation. (More on that in a second for those unfamiliar).

The title is Battlehymn, with the description reading “Two years of fighting…and Gloval knew that it had just begun…”. The author is Jack McKinney, who I’ll have to look up later.

The cover features Rick about to take off in his VF-1 while Zentradi forces make their attack. Front and center is the image of Breetai, making an expression as if he thinks he may manage a hole in one on a mini golf course. Miriya is also here, fresh from the local SDF-1 video arcade. The scene is brimming with protoculture.

The “first generation” tag at the top refers to the Macross saga, which was the first of three separate animated series cobbled together to make Robotech in the US. Liberties were taken, and as such, things aren’t a 1:1 march to Super Dimension Fortress Macross. This makes things occasionally confusing for newcomers, in no small part due to the the licensing nightmare of watching this stuff in the west. Alas, all that glitters is not Harmony Gold.
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Earl Gray III @earlthird.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Divine
A statue of Divine based largely on her look in John Waters’ Pink Flamingos (1972), located at the American Visionary Art Museum in Baltimore, MD. The museum is really great, and I recommend a visit to anyone who enjoys art.
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Earl Gray III @earlthird.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Surely Revive Zanoni
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Earl Gray III @earlthird.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
This didn’t happen to me, but my dad has often told a story about how in shop class his teacher deemed his work so terrible that said teacher threw it into the furnace mid class. He then sent my grandparents a bill for the wood. My grandparents confirmed this happened and that they refused to pay.
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Earl Gray III @earlthird.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I defend golf video games for all these years, and the sport itself betrays me? How rude. Whoever did this was no Fernando Almeida. Thank goodness for insurance!
A freshly made indentation on a car windshield made by an errant golf ball that went wildly and literally off course. The impact crater is surrounded by small shards of once a large sheet of fully intact glass.
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Earl Gray III @earlthird.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Still thinking about this mounted collection of Bobby’s World trading cards I saw at an antique mall yesterday.
Twenty trading cards from the 1995 Fleer Ultra Fox Kids Network trading set, all featuring characters from the 1990-1998 animated series Bobby’s World. The cards have been placed in protective cases, then mounted in some sort of faux brass display frame. Entries include Cool Bobby, Uncle Ted, and Heeere’s Bobby!. Time was put into this, and I really wish I had even some idea of what the backstory of this set is. I assume it was at one point made for some sort of Bobby’s World enthusiast, but the study of Bobby’s World fandom is sadly still in its infancy. This set is currently on sale for $95, and is a bit too rich for my blood. However, it would act as a great statement piece for any living room, Captain Squash fan club, or Howie Mandel centered place of worship.
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Earl Gray III @earlthird.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Psyched to get a chance to wear this Zeta Gundam pin I picked up a few weeks ago. I rarely run into official Zeta stuff to wear out and about, so this pin gets a solid Quattro/5.
The label of a blazer with a lapel pin on it. The lapel pin is the logo of Zeta Gundam, perhaps the best Universal Century series.
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Earl Gray III @earlthird.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
The mystery of the Hard Off game pad has been solved! Just a regular old PC game pad, but it would pair nicely with a Gateway 2000 tower.
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Earl Gray III @earlthird.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Simple Series Vol 136:
A face mask labels THE STEM CELL. It’s in a black, disposable package. The name reminded me of the naming conventions of Simple Series games.
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Earl Gray III @earlthird.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Before I turn in, here’s a mystery controller I picked up at Hard Off for ¥800. It’s an elongated SNES style controller with a 15 Pin connector and a switch like you’d see on a turbo controller. The controller itself feels like new plastic, but the buttons seem worn. More info in alt text as usual.
A SNES esque controller that is black with super Famicom colored buttons to the right, and buttons labeled C and D that would normally be start and select. The classic A/B/X/Y buttons are indeed A/B/TA/TB. If I had to guess, those mean turbo A/B. The shoulder buttons are labeled C. And D. There is a small switch to the right of the D Pad that is labeled C.D. with options for off and on. It’s all kind of baffling.The back of the controller. The label looks to say EI Games, an SEO nightmare. There’s also a QC pass label and a serial number. The controller seems to be made in the Philippines. It looks like the back panel can be removed, but I’m not currently near a small enough screwdriver to investigate. We can also see that the controller uses a male DB-15 pin connector. More info on the feel of the thing in the next photo.So two things: 1) This controller is unused, no doubt in my mind. The cord is wrapped in plastic, and the controller itself has that fresh plastic feel. However, weirdly enough, the buttons seem to be used? They have the release sign of being in a drawer with other plastics for years on end. Again, I won’t have a screwdriver small enough to open this thing up until I get home, so who knows what’s the deal with all of these quirks.

The obvious answer is famiclone or something of the like, but the wild thing is how quality this plastic is. This isn’t famiclone  quality, it’s legit as good as you’d find on an SNES. It feels like one of those Lodgenet controllers.

I realize this is probably a whole lot of nothing, but isn’t this odd? I can’t wait to be corrected about how worthless this thing is. Maybe I’ll be lucky and it’s a Neo Geo controller in an SNES form factor. If so, I’m about to straight up conquer Magician Lord.
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Earl Gray III @earlthird.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Heading out to the outskirts of Chiba today to do some game hunting with a friend. Hoping to knock off some of the more elusive obscurities off my list. Some Simple Series entries too, of course.
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Earl Gray III @earlthird.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
I’m both astounded and psyched that there’s a Tomica Hummer H2 Limo. It’s an absurdity tied to such an incredibly specific time. It’s like coming across Pimp My Ride gacha figures or a Uniqlo/MTV Room Raiders collab.
A Tomica toy car modeled after the Hummer H2, but in a limo form. 

I promise you these existed. I saw them. One showed up at my senior prom. Nobody liked the couple that emerged from it. There is no greater consumer symbol of American hubris in the early 2000s than the Hummer H2, and perhaps there was no greater foretelling of our descent into absurdity than the fact that someone looked at a vehicle that made around 11 miles per gallon and said “you know what, let’s make it bigger.”.

Here it is, folks. A tiny monument to an America that could only be defined accurately in a mad libs.

And it’s pink. They often were. No clue why. A+.
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Earl Gray III @earlthird.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
You know, I’ll always associate Reebok Pumps with the classic blue/white/orange Patrick Ewing color scheme, but I have to admit they kind of work with a Gundam theme.
Two pairs of Reebok sneakers, insta pump style. On the left we have one colored to bring to mind The Principality of Zeon from Mobile Suit Gundam, and on the left we have ones colored to more match the associated colors of the Earth Federation.

Here’s the thing though. That’s too deep a red to match Char’s colors, and the use black as an accent also doesn’t fit his style nearly as much. As so, I posit that these shoes are -actually- an homage to Johnny Ridden, the Crimson Lightning. He was often confused on the battlefield for Char, and I like to think getting his own shoes acts as a great first step to him getting more credit as one of Zeon’s more talented and sympathetic pilots. He’s got that misguided sense of honor you’d hear about in the First World War.

Weird that he was always so loyal to Kycilia though. Rule number one? Never be loyal to a Zabi. Then again, I imagine someone taking up arms on behalf of the principality probably wouldn’t heed that advice on the regular. 

Patrick Ewing would’ve made a good mobile suit pilot.
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Earl Gray III @earlthird.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Brunch is neither a word nor a meal that has served a purpose in society. It’s just our collective half measure against the real enemy: restaurants that insist you can only eat breakfast food in the morning. Give me my 9 AM pastrami, dammit!
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Earl Gray III @earlthird.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Intentional or not, this ad features several opponents from Mahjong Cop Ryuu.
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Earl Gray III @earlthird.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Happy Trans Day of Visibility to all my friends in the community. I’m happy you’re here! Both my life and the world at large is better with you in it. Don’t let the bastards grind you down.
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Dot @dotmaetrix.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
In the spirit of trans visibility, lemme just plug my ongoing project to document as many pre-2010 games as possible that had a trans person on the dev team. You might be surprised by what's on there. There's games going right back to the sixties! dotmaetrix.neocities.org/classictranslist
dotmaetrix.neocities.org
A List Of Games By Trans People Before 2010
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Earl Gray III @earlthird.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
The MSX port of hang on is one of my favorite looking cartridges ever, the red on red is gorgeous. Don’t let that Pony Canyon logo fool you, it’s actually a solid take on the the game. (Further info in alt text!)
A hand holds a copy of Hang-On for MSX. The cartridge is a rich red, and the label matches, so the colors make for a striking appearance. The blue Sega logo stands out boldly.

While obviously the MSX can’t even come close to the speed and smoothness of the arcade original, there’s a lot to enjoy with this port, and it does an admirable job of capturing what makes the original such a classic. It’s functionally identical to the SG-1000 version (I can’t see a difference, at least), and what it lacks in speed, it makes up for in surprisingly good controls and a sense of flow that’s unexpectedly enjoyable.

Outrun is often referred to as more of a driving game than a racing game, and I’m apt to assign the same designation to this version of Hang-On. It’s a bit on the easy side, and completing a loop of the race is pretty doable given how generous the game is with bonus times at checkpoints.

My favorite part of any arcade racer is the nighttime cityscape scene. There’s something about a distant skyline rendered in limited pixels that I’ve always found to instill a sense of digital sondor for people that don’t actually exist. In the nighttime city scenes, the moon slowly becomes full with each passing loop, eventually smiling at you, which is a nice touch. Combined with the flow state the game induces, it’s all very pleasant.

Give this one a look. I’d usually say pick up the MSX version due to it being easier to control than the SG-1000 joystick, but I doubt anyone’s going a non emulation route here (for good reason! Have you priced an SG-1000 lately?). Blistering, it is not, but you’ll certainly avoid driving through the worst parts of the Pony Canyon.




-Picture originally from my instagram around 2015-2016. Write up original to Bluesky.
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Earl Gray III @earlthird.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
The Tomodachi Life demo is great. The lack of online is a bummer, but this is exactly the kind of game I love. Weird Nintendo is the best Nintendo.
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Earl Gray III @earlthird.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Ge-Sen Love: Plus Pengo! Is probably one of the best non shoot ‘em up Xbox 360 imports out there, and is also available on Switch! More info in alt text.
A picture of Ge Sen Love: Plus Pengo! for the Xbox 360. the cover features a large pixelated penguin from Pengo.

This is an Xbox 360 port of the Arcade game by Triangle Service, both released in 2012. Ge Sen Love is a sort of arcade skill test set of minigames designed to help you improve your overall arcade skills. It’s charming in the way the somewhat low budget occasionally shows through via the legally distinct non power rangers that function as the player during some of the minigames, and the 360 era Muzak.

Pengo, however, is the real star of the show. This is an updated multi player version of the arcade game from 1982 presented in wide screen and with a giant playfield à la Saturn Bombernan. It gets hectic quickly, and has a bit of a learning curve in order to stay aware of the chaos on screen. Once everyone gets a sense of the gameplay, it’s a really good time, though. 

This got a release on the Xbox 360 back in 2012, near the end of the console’s life, and practically post death in Japan. Triangle service put out a good few games on the 360, several region free. If you end up importing this one, make sure you get the non special edition. For whatever reason, the special edition is region locked, but the regular isn’t. Who knows why.

If you want to play it presently, it also got a Switch port in 2019, which should be both far easier to find and far more affordable. If you like stuff like Game Tengoku or Warrior Ware, you’ll get a kick out of this. Check it out!
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Earl Gray III @earlthird.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
I posted recently about how I missed what instagram used to be, and how much fun it was to just talk about odd pieces I had in my collection. Using the powers of alt text, I imagine I could recreate the same kind of post on here. I may even repurpose some old pictures to enjoy the 2010s filtering.
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Earl Gray III @earlthird.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
I haven’t used instagram in years, and I genuinely miss it sometimes. Around 2013 or so there was this small niche of people who liked old games and would post items in their collections. It was far less flexing than it was a bunch of people showing their favorite oddities.
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Earl Gray III @earlthird.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
An import store at the mall had this Raspberry Pepsi Zero Sugar that was surprisingly great. The raspberry flavor matches with cola nicely and isn’t overpowering (or unsettling like last year’s Coke with orange). Check it out if you encounter it, or are in China.
A can of raspberry flavored Pepsi Zero Sugar. The text is in mandarin, and the writing reads from top to bottom: Refreshing and sugar free, Pepsi cola, and raspberry flavor.
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Earl Gray III @earlthird.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Get in loser, we’re going to Edmond Honda’s house.
A boxed, Street Fighter branded toy three wheeler called the Karate Chopper. The box’s illustration features Guile and Ryu on said chopper. Guile fires a missile from some sort of cannon on the back, while Ryu drives. The scene is intense. The box proclaims that this is an official movie vehicle, but I’m currently blanking on this moment in the movie, but that may just be my age. Also, Ryu has more of a Jin Satome look than anything. I would prefer not to be the target of the mutual intensity of these two, even in 1994. I remember Capcom putting out a lot of Street Fighter II adjacent merch, but missed out on this. I was probably too distracted by Spin Fighters.
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Earl Gray III @earlthird.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Happy Valentine’s Day to all the Sega lovers out there.
A Master System Girl console from Brazil, it is pink with pastel buttons. Below it is the text “Will You Be My Master System Girl?” As well as “To: and From:” all of this is against a dark pink/slightly purple background. The hue of a pickled egg, if that’s helpful. The whole thing is a play on the valentines cards that were (are?) popular in elementary school.
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Earl Gray III @earlthird.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
It’s never too early to teach your children that he cannot be stopped.
A domino set named Mr. Domino. While made for children, it also serves as a friendly reminder that No One Can Stop Mr. Domino!
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Earl Gray III @earlthird.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
It took me just under 39 years, but I’ve finally fallen down the Shiren the Wanderer rabbit hole. (Don’t worry, Fatal Labyrinth, I still love you as well.)
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