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Oh yeah that part...hmmm. Well normally I'd offer up my couch or the banana bed but I promised I'd housesit for Antonio soon and I don't want to get annoyed by the midterm campaigners while I'm gone. Uh. You good on like food and water? Toilet paper?

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Alfred F. Jones @eagletears.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Oh mood. Folks here get blown to smithereens every summer LOL. Need help replacing it? My brother's like, way into plants

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Alfred F. Jones @eagletears.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Wait what kind of plant was blown up? Like a leaf one or nuclear???

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Alfred F. Jones @eagletears.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

I should learn how to bead again

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Alfred F. Jones @eagletears.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

We were all hanging out and Gilbert threw Antonio so I thought it'd be fun to throw Matt and so I peer pressured him into saying yes so yeah [He tilts his head back so he can get his peepers on his man] Do you not get to play rough with your sisters ever?

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Alfred F. Jones @eagletears.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

[He's leaning back into it. Bro's muscles are tight as hell] Woof. I think I'm losing my edge. I was only able to throw Matt like a hundred yards today

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Alfred F. Jones @eagletears.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

He'll be back don't worry. Tony's on it

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Alfred F. Jones @eagletears.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

HAHA! C'mon don't be a sissy, it'll be fun!

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Alfred F. Jones @eagletears.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

We're throwing people? Hell yeah!! Time to send my brother into orbit! He's always wanted to see space!!

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Alfred F. Jones @eagletears.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I'm so sorry dude but we've gotta put you down

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Alfred F. Jones @eagletears.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

We need to put Gilbert into a plastic storage bin with liquid like the warning labels

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Alfred F. Jones @eagletears.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

I sense someone smaller than me has money

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Alfred F. Jones @eagletears.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Oh! Ok yeah I get what you're saying! Then yeah there will totally be more hats!

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emil ingolfsson @lakkrisaddict.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

this guy's an ASSHOLE to acorns

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Alfred F. Jones @eagletears.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Imagine the guy who sees magical creatures having no joy or whimsy

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Alfred F. Jones @eagletears.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

I'm sorry acorns, it's what's for the best oTL

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Alfred F. Jones @eagletears.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Babe I don't think they grow back

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Alfred F. Jones @eagletears.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

I'm gonna plant them! I read that the hats are bad for like mold and stuff. So they gotta go but they look so cute

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Alfred F. Jones @eagletears.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

I want to plant them and their hats can sometimes cause mold so they have to go 😭

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Alfred F. Jones @eagletears.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

I feel bad taking the little hats off the acorns

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Alfred F. Jones @eagletears.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

(( Ok with the ableist way they've talked about Roderich and wanting to use an ableist slur, I'm definitely blocking that 2p Caηada. I'm here to have fun, not see shit like that

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Alfred F. Jones @eagletears.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Maybe if we all listened to some bug music we'd all calm down a little

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Alfred F. Jones @eagletears.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Nevermind bro just unironically used the word duckies he cannot be subjected to Grindr

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Alfred F. Jones @eagletears.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Bro y'all are acting like Grindr is an evil poison or something. It's just a place to talk to toxic gay guys and buy drugs

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Alfred F. Jones @eagletears.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

He's so considerate, keeping the critters safe ♥

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Alfred F. Jones @eagletears.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

If Henri really wants a good recipe online, he should look up the channel of these American sapphic girls. He should be able to find it by looking up "2 girls 1 cup"

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Alfred F. Jones @eagletears.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Maybe we should hold a lemon party for Yao being so good at hot yoga

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Alfred F. Jones @eagletears.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Wait until they hear about the man who's passionate about having raw trash bags on the streets of New York instead of bins

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Alfred F. Jones @eagletears.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

[He was a bit more wary to answer the door until he heard it was Francis. To which he raced to open the door. He always brought Alfred tasty snacks!] I'm here, I'm here! Sorry!

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