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emil ingolfsson

@lakkrisaddict.bsky.social
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𝚐𝚕𝚎𝚢𝚖𝚍𝚞 𝚖𝚎𝚛 𝚊𝚕𝚍𝚛𝚎𝚒 𝚝𝚑𝚘 𝚎𝚐 𝚑𝚎𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚗 𝚏𝚕𝚢𝚐 ;𝚐𝚕𝚎𝚢𝚖𝚍𝚞 𝚖𝚎𝚛 𝚊𝚕𝚍𝚛𝚎𝚒 ,𝚎𝚕𝚜𝚔𝚊𝚗 𝚖𝚒𝚗 ( 𝚒𝚌𝚘𝚗 𝚋𝚢 𝚐𝚊𝚛𝚞𝚐𝚞𝚒 ;𝚊𝚙𝚑 𝚒𝚌𝚎𝚕𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚛𝚙. 𝚖𝚞𝚗 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚖𝚞𝚜𝚎 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝟷𝟾 + ) 𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚍 𝚖𝚎 𝚜𝚝𝚞𝚏𝚏 ; lakkris.straw.page / hollymun.straw.page

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emil ingolfsson @lakkrisaddict.bsky.social · 8h
that's because you might as well be paparazzi. i can't do anything without you trying to take a picture also please don't tell me you actually keep them all in a folder ? that's so embarrassing. what do you do with it.
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emil ingolfsson @lakkrisaddict.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
who the hell scratched up my new lopapeysa ??
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emil ingolfsson @lakkrisaddict.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
i know but they can at least turn the bad things into something beautiful. which is pearls.
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emil ingolfsson @lakkrisaddict.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
yes please – uh. i mean. yeah. that's okay. ( boyfriend reacquired ! phew. ) ... do you wanna go ? now ? ( he's impatient )
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emil ingolfsson @lakkrisaddict.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
i just said that life would be easier if i was an oyster. why can't i even say that
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emil ingolfsson @lakkrisaddict.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
ehh ... ( code red !! no loud strangers to enter his house !! ) ... y'know, i'm super busy these days. i wouldn't be a very good host. maybe some other time ... ?
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emil ingolfsson @lakkrisaddict.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
have you.
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emil ingolfsson @lakkrisaddict.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
uh, i dunno ... i think even with the sie-est-ah it might be too hot ... ( that, and antonio is very loud and busy. emil's social battery can't handle all that )
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emil ingolfsson @lakkrisaddict.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
i've done everything i can
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emil ingolfsson @lakkrisaddict.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
that all sounds ... kind of crazy. i think if i started dancing around in the streets, people would think i am sick in the head ... i dunno if i should come over. i don't do well in heat, i barely get any sun over here. i can barely handle going to my boyfriend's place.
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emil ingolfsson @lakkrisaddict.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
but i would like to make something beautiful from the bad says, rather than just being sad. and writing weird social media posts.
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emil ingolfsson @lakkrisaddict.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
trust me i've tried
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emil ingolfsson @lakkrisaddict.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
all of this wouldn't be happening to me if i was an oyster. and if i was an oyster i could make a pearl. out of the things that happen to me.
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emil ingolfsson @lakkrisaddict.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
( WOAH – emil wasn't prepared for that. he probably should've been; he considers as he's being flipped over. what was he thinking, trying to sneak up on leon in his sleep like that ? he knows the guy is obsessed with martial arts. ) ughh ... ( he groans, and tries very desperately to keep his +
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emil ingolfsson @lakkrisaddict.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
. . . ( he doesn't really want to bother leon. last time they saw each other, they didn't part on good terms. but he hasn't seen his cat in a few days, and he's beginning to get worried, and there's only one person who lopi could have possibly gone with. maybe he can just ... sneak past leon and +
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ᅠ☄︎ ·˚ᅠᅠᅠᅠ𝓡𝐔𝐒𝗦𝗜𝗔. @astrosnowz.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
⠀ ⠀ WASH 𝘼𝙒𝘼𝙔 THE ﹙ #MVRP ﹚ ‧₊ SINS AT 𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐒; ﹙ #hetaliaRP ﹚ LITTLE RATS MIGHT 𝗦𝗘𝗧 ꜞꜞ 𝘠𝘖𝘜 𝐅𝐑𝐄𝐄、 ⋆ ⟢ ·͙˖ 𝘽𝙐𝙏 — ⠀
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emil ingolfsson @lakkrisaddict.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
( he ended up going to the party anyway, cause his big brother forced him. lame. )
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emil ingolfsson @lakkrisaddict.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
you're so strange. fine. ( his messy ass ... )
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emil ingolfsson @lakkrisaddict.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
spiritually, i am. ughhh, fine ! I don't even know why it matters so much to you.
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emil ingolfsson @lakkrisaddict.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
? ! ? ! ? !
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emil ingolfsson @lakkrisaddict.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
there's a party ? ... i can't come. cough cough. i'm sick.
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emil ingolfsson @lakkrisaddict.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
( he trails into the kitchen behind tino, standing around awkwardly with hana settling in his arms. ) i don't even know ... i was just talking to leon, and arthur suddenly popped out being rude, calling me weird and lonely and stuff. i can't just let him say things like that ! he needs to stop +
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emil ingolfsson @lakkrisaddict.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
oh ! hæ hana. and, uh, hæ fin. ( he's always had more ease interacting with animals than people. when tino takes his bags, he picks hana up and gives her some scratches. she's nice to hold. ) uhh, yeah, that sounds nice. thanks again. for all this. ( he trails behind tino, taking off his shoes +
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emil ingolfsson @lakkrisaddict.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
> thanks ( well then. time to gather his stuff. mr puffin's coming along with him, lopi ... is nowhere to be found. strange. through the wonder of modern international travel, emil is standing at tino's doorstep before he knows it. he politely knocks on the door a few times. as he waits, he +
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emil ingolfsson @lakkrisaddict.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
( the message is marked as read, but emil doesn't respond for a while. he'd like to stay home to wait for leon to come back ... but something tells him that won't happen anyway. ) > if you're sure > don't wanna impose
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emil ingolfsson @lakkrisaddict.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
> uh ? > it's fine, just got into an argument with arthur again. happens all the time ( a moment passes ... ) > i think leon was a bit upset by it but idk
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emil ingolfsson @lakkrisaddict.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
... 's stupid. ( well, no use hanging around here. he'll go back home. )
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emil ingolfsson @lakkrisaddict.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
... ( oh. okay. scoffs. )
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emil ingolfsson @lakkrisaddict.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
YOU'RE A LOSER AND WHEN YOU DIE YOU WON'T HAVE THE COURAGE TO SAY THE WORDS YOU WISH TO LEAVE BEHIND !!!
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emil ingolfsson @lakkrisaddict.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
"my boyfriend loves it when i'm a cunt" you will reach your deathbed having never practiced sincerity. you cannot form meaningful relationships with those around you because you view love as something to be embarrassed about because you never received it. you are a coward.
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emil ingolfsson @lakkrisaddict.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
at least my boyfriend wants to see me, cause i'm not a cunt to him. ( sorry leon. emil's not one to back down in an argument )
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emil ingolfsson @lakkrisaddict.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
yeah. at least my brothers actually love me.
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emil ingolfsson @lakkrisaddict.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
you're an old man arguing with a 19 year old hoping it'll fix your relationship with your son who hates you. nobody appreciates your presence.
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emil ingolfsson @lakkrisaddict.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
don't you have imaginary friends.
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emil ingolfsson @lakkrisaddict.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
i literally just have a kitten and a bird.
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emil ingolfsson @lakkrisaddict.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
( watching. lopi is being much more affectionate than usual ... ) i can't believe my own cat is stealing my boyfriend.
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Lukas Bondevik @trollsandfjords.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
🇳🇴✨🇳🇴✨🇳🇴✨🇳🇴✨🇳🇴✨🇳🇴✨🇳🇴✨ ࿔. 𝑁𝑜𝑡 𝑛𝑒𝑤 𝑡𝑜 𝑅𝑃 ࿔. 𝑆𝑒𝑟𝑖𝑜𝑢𝑠/𝘊𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘬 ࿔. 𝐶𝑟𝑜𝑠𝑠𝑜𝑣𝑒𝑟/𝐴𝑈 𝑓𝑟𝑖𝑒𝑛𝑑𝑙𝑦 ࿔. 𝐹𝑟𝑖𝑒𝑛𝑑𝑙𝑦 𝑚𝑢𝑛, 𝐷𝑀 𝑎𝑙𝑤𝑠𝑦𝑠 𝑜𝑝𝑒𝑛 🇳🇴✨🇳🇴✨🇳🇴✨🇳🇴✨🇳🇴✨🇳🇴✨🇳🇴✨ ♡ + ↻ ? #Hetaliarp
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emil ingolfsson @lakkrisaddict.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
( wave wave ) oh, hi. welcome back.
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Étiennette Guillard. @uneveuvesamour.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Temporary 📌 : 2P France for Hetalia : heavily inspired by Coco Chanel : penned by MAMMON ( 25+ / MS / SELECTIVE / MUTUAL ONLY ) : French designer : Femme Fatale : the ice queen : she’s both beautiful and intimidating : relationship status : widow. FC : Widowmaker OW.
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emil ingolfsson @lakkrisaddict.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
( talking to his puffin in icelandic. weirdly enough, the puffin is responding with its own noises. it sounds like they're having an argument )
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emil ingolfsson @lakkrisaddict.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
mm, that's fair. you just seemed so ... unruly. i always thought you were just there to cause trouble, and that i should stay away from you. until, y'know, you actually talked to me. ... i'll talk to him. he'll be nicer. ( now also sending a glare at mr puffin )
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emil ingolfsson @lakkrisaddict.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
... i thought you were bad news at first. you were always dressed cool and arguing with your arthur or yao and not paying attention in meetings. maybe that's what mr puffin thinks too. maybe that's why he doesn't like you.
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emil ingolfsson @lakkrisaddict.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
♡ // uhhh ive been thinking about my muses' physical appearances so here's some hcs that i really like - emil has freckles, but mostly over his arms and shoulders. they're lighter on his face - yong-soo's eyes crinkle up a lot when he smiles. if he smiles really widely he basically can't see
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emil ingolfsson @lakkrisaddict.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
( he rolls his eyes at the staring ) well, i don't think he * dislikes * you ... ... like i said, they're very protective. and it's just been me and him until now. maybe he just needs to get used to him. it took me a while to get used to you too, y'know. before we became friends.
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emil ingolfsson @lakkrisaddict.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
it's a bird, it has natural instincts. they're very protective of their homes, y'know. they like to stand guard. that's probably just what he's doing. ( he gives an exasperated sigh and cuddles a little closer to leon. they're chilling ) ... are you in a staring contest with my bird right now ?
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emil ingolfsson @lakkrisaddict.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
wha ? no he hasn't ( he definitely has. mr puffin is giving leon a hard side eye right now. he's been doing it since leon mentioned his apartment was fixed ) ... he just likes to keep watch. they do that. in nature.
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emil ingolfsson @lakkrisaddict.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
uhh ... ( please don't get upset he can't handle crying children ) ... eternity is a long time. just because you don't have any immortal pets doesn't mean animals don't like you. maybe they're just not ready for that. i don't think it's a conscious choice they make
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emil ingolfsson @lakkrisaddict.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
immortal pets have to want to spend eternity with you as much as you do with them. i think.
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emil ingolfsson @lakkrisaddict.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
( he shrugs. ) maybe you will. you just gotta gain their trust, i guess. treat them like a friend ( he's being gentle, so mr puffin will allow it ) ... he's not usually so nice with others
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emil ingolfsson @lakkrisaddict.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
oh, we met really long ago. i think not too long after i just appeared. and back then i didn't have anyone else, so i guess mr puffin took pity on me and kept me company ... i only found out that there were other nations because he told me. ( if peter's paying attention, he'll catch emil's +
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