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mashallah brother (haram) @e11even745.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

It is now head cannon that The Pope has considered killing GLaDOS for talkin that shit

mashallah brother (haram) @e11even745.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

21st in batter WAR. 12th in pitching WAR/middle of the pack by most estimators. 6th in actual ERA, buoyed by a top 5 def and witchcraft. Only guys who mustered a league average walk rate were Ronnie Olson Yaz and Sean, 2 don’t play every day and one was hurt. It is what it is. Thats my postmortem

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mashallah brother (haram) @e11even745.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Maybe things look dif if Ronnie doesn’t get hurt, maybe if jurrickson isn’t a dumbass, maybe if whatever. Fact that I’ve noted here ad nauseam is every underlying number says this team shouldn’t have even been here. Testament to Walt he squeezed as much as he did out of these guys

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mashallah brother (haram) @e11even745.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Look at what ohtani/betts did. Will smith was held to a 0 ops. The difference is the dodgers had kyle Tucker and max fuckin muncy hitting 8th, and the Braves had dubon hitting 6th and a guy with a sub .300 OBP top 4. This team went as the stars went and 3/4 are lefties against a heavy LHP staff.

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mashallah brother (haram) @e11even745.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I just look at it as yeah it sucks they didn’t produce. Olson hit some screamers right at people, Ronnie was hurt, Drake has an ass approach that got worse in the moment. But it happens.

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mashallah brother (haram) @e11even745.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

AI would never double down with the extra space and smiley face

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mashallah brother (haram) @e11even745.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

DOB was a lazy lecherous hack but even he would’ve put in more effort, if only because ChatGPT wouldn’t be able to dial in the right amount of subtle racism towards Ronald to suit his brand

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mashallah brother (haram) @e11even745.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

The Braves scored 22 runs in the playoffs (3.14/g) and gave up 23 and 5 of those were from the mederos/AJSS innings of “oops dad I pooped my pants” and mark bowman is chatgpt’ing “how to write baseball pitching story goodly”

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mashallah brother (haram) @e11even745.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Love dubie but if the years and price aren’t right I’m not buying into a career year that = league average bat and another guy with no plate discipline. Defense and versatility is the calling card but if you’re paying a 32-34 year old for those skills then you’re gonna have a bad time

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mashallah brother (haram) @e11even745.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I could go 0/10 here and feel fine with it tbh. Mahle is the most obvious one to hold if the price is right, but this was also the first time he’s sniffed 150 innings since 2022 so it’s not exactly mitigating the injury portfolio in the rotation.

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mashallah brother (haram) @e11even745.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Vibes not strong enough to overcome being a dogshit fuckin team.

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mashallah brother (haram) @e11even745.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Lmao last two PAs go to drop ball shortstop and the walking embodiment of everything that went wrong in 2026

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mashallah brother (haram) @e11even745.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Tbf, it’s not even the most important moment. These guys haven’t hit since like June. This is an 80 win team that banked a ton of wins early and pitched over their head. I expect Mauricio and Ozzie to be mid to bad. The general assness of the purported good bats is the forever issue.

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mashallah brother (haram) @e11even745.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Describing it as floundering was genuinely being too kind. Your new descriptive choices are “ethered” and “getting old yellered”

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mashallah brother (haram) @e11even745.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Your whole bit is swinging at dogshit and you get caught looking at a fastball on the edge idk man

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mashallah brother (haram) @e11even745.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Only have to watch these assholes flounder for 6 more outs

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mashallah brother (haram) @e11even745.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Sometimes it really is just the difference between “bases loaded and your big FA best reliever gives up go ahead single to their 9 hitter” vs “bases loaded and their head case swing man gets your former MVP to GIDP”

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mashallah brother (haram) @e11even745.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

HE FUCJIN GOT HIM NO FUCKIN WAY HOLY SHIT

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mashallah brother (haram) @e11even745.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

The good news is after pitching his ass off against Philly and the bats letting him down, Tyler Mahle has once again pitched his ass off against the dodgers. The bats have once again let him down, and Mauricio forgot how glove work.

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mashallah brother (haram) @e11even745.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

God tier inning. Quality shit. I’m going to become the joker etc etc

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mashallah brother (haram) @e11even745.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Every announcer for two years: “Spencer strider needs a 3rd pitch” AA:

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mashallah brother (haram) @e11even745.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

“I know everyone else has started throwing 9 pitches, we would like it if you kinda said fuck it and just threw 2”

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mashallah brother (haram) @e11even745.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Tyler Mahle has a big head and a small face. Which matches his large (redacted) and small ERA.

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mashallah brother (haram) @e11even745.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Was thinking this shit all day yesterday. Man was shoved onto the sword because we were running gio urshela, arcia, and the corpse of like 7 guys out there.

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mashallah brother (haram) @e11even745.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

This whole game is “which team gets punished for allowing a Bryce elder-esque amount of piss missiles” and buddy, I’m in danger

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mashallah brother (haram) @e11even745.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Glasnow vs the Braves vs Glasnow vs the Braves

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mashallah brother (haram) @e11even745.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Fuck you jeff Bezos you don’t know my life

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mashallah brother (haram) @e11even745.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Ronald Acuña and Shohei fighting over who’s more cooked

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mashallah brother (haram) @e11even745.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

You can live with someone with a low walk rate if they are like, high babip guys. Oh Austin’s hitting .220? Well you can live with it if hes making good contact. Oh he has a 30% K rate? Well it’s fine if he’s Adam Dunn and launching dingers. Oh he didn’t manage 20? At least he’s not owed $200M throu

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mashallah brother (haram) @e11even745.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

One of the good things is even tho our transcendental super star is hitting .00069 this series we have gold glovers up the middle we can rely on *hand to earpiece* Uh

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mashallah brother (haram) @e11even745.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Okay just because you’re pitching wearing casual walking shoes doesn’t mean you have to casually walk people.

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mashallah brother (haram) @e11even745.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

MICHAEL HARRIS CREATED RUN ZERO CARES BUILD THE STATUE

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mashallah brother (haram) @e11even745.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

11 PITCH CLEAN FIRST INNING AND SMOLTZ WAS 30% LESS ANNOYING THAN USUAL. ITS THE S BABY

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mashallah brother (haram) @e11even745.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Quick outs? Who tf do they think they are? The Braves?

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mashallah brother (haram) @e11even745.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

TYLER. TYLER. THE BATTLE OF THE HONKIES IN A MUST WIN FOR ATLANTA IS COMING UP AFTER THIS BREAK

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mashallah brother (haram) @e11even745.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Also I forget but man the playoffs were wild 25 years ago. Just letting tom Glavine eat shit to the tune of 13 runs in 7 innings. Jaret wright gave up 10 in 9. Just absolutely letting dudes get shelled in 5 game series lmao

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mashallah brother (haram) @e11even745.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Average brain at the deadline: this team is gonna be 02-05 braves that mashes but can’t pitch” 2026 Braves: “haha lefty reliever go brrr oops i left my bat in the car :(“

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mashallah brother (haram) @e11even745.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

No matter what happens, a very special fuck u is due to the AA haters. Cause for all the crying about starters, the pen has won 2/3 games. It has and always will be “Will they white knuckle at the plate like they do every year”

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mashallah brother (haram) @e11even745.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Nearly perfect lineup given glasnow and current context. Only thing I’d do is split Drake and Yaz with Murphy, more because Murphy has actually had a playoff pulse than any L/R splitting since Yaz is getting yoinked the minute a LH appears.

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mashallah brother (haram) @e11even745.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Yamamoto ran a 39% ZONE% and a 63% strike rate backed by a nearly 40% chase rate. The only guy who could stand to keep the bat on his shoulder long enough to coax a walk was rowdy tellez, who had 419 PAs in 2026. 408 of those were for fucking AAA Gwinnett.

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mashallah brother (haram) @e11even745.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Yoshi stop this modesty just say “they chased my shit out the zone all night they’re mid as fuck”

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mashallah brother (haram) @e11even745.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Just unbelievably shit at bats all night.

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