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Dystopian Prophet Too

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Dystopian Prophet Too @dystoprophet.bsky.social · 7h
The smuggest smiles and the worst gas... #NationalVegetarianDay
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Dystopian Prophet Too @dystoprophet.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
That Dubai flight that made an emergency landing in Saudi Arabia? Yikes, one of the pilots tried to crash the plane but was subdued.
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Dystopian Prophet Too @dystoprophet.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Newly-sharpened pencils? Socialism. Open bar at a relative's wedding? Socialism. Open parking space right in front of Spatula World? Socialism. Giving away free lobster tails to other diners at the Wynn buffet because they were part of the package and we didn't want them? NOT socialism.
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Dystopian Prophet Too @dystoprophet.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Dennis Rodman, famously sued for giving Carmen Electra herpes
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Dystopian Prophet Too @dystoprophet.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Mr In-Between and 1792 bourbon were this weekend's best new discoveries.
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Dystopian Prophet Too @dystoprophet.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My employer was hit with a ransomware attack last week. They got finally fixed yesterday. They'll never tell if they paid a ransom but I doubt they had a robust backup protocol. Operations Manager visibly aged a decade in a week.
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Dystopian Prophet Too @dystoprophet.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Christine Drazan pretending that her party doesn't want to burn Portland to the ground is hilarious to watch
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Dystopian Prophet Too @dystoprophet.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I was as shocked as anybody when Trump just dropped to his knees and started blowing Xi on live TV. Which is to say, not at all.
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Dystopian Prophet Too @dystoprophet.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'm really starting to hate Mike Rowe's mom too
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Dystopian Prophet Too @dystoprophet.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
If your show is called America's Got Talent, maybe don't feature people who are already stars in their home country on another continent.
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Dystopian Prophet Too @dystoprophet.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
they claim to still be boycotting but there's no shortage of coverage. Audio, video, text... holler when some pool hack calls him a pedo on live TV
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Dystopian Prophet Too @dystoprophet.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
remember the black mold problem at the VA? She was a high-ranking official AT THE VA at the time.
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Dystopian Prophet Too @dystoprophet.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I played #EveOnline for years. A multibox player that was a corporation all to himself, with 168 million XP on the main account. All the corporations and alliances used Discord. Used. Past tense. #TeamSpeak is popping champagne corks well into next week.
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Dystopian Prophet Too @dystoprophet.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Crassus got molten gold poured down his throat at Carrhae in 53 BC. 10,000 Roman soldiers were captured by the Parthians and disappeared. Turns out, they ended up in China 17 years later and were called the Li-Jian. The Legion. #AncientHistory #HistorySky #TheRomans #ChineseHistory
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Dystopian Prophet Too @dystoprophet.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
both of us knowing Love is a Batmobile
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Dystopian Prophet Too @dystoprophet.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
tonight, the algos think I want to see furries who do DJ work. I do not. #BlueskyIsBroken
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Dystopian Prophet Too @dystoprophet.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Pool coverage and audio of Trump is back. Like I said, it was a one day thing when they had no assignments anyway. You guys are such suckers.
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Dystopian Prophet Too @dystoprophet.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Imagine being this naive
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Dystopian Prophet Too @dystoprophet.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Boycotting your work on a day when you had no work assigned isn't a protest. It's a scam. A hoax.
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Charles A. Gardner, PhD @chancethegardener.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The number of Twitter/"X" posts claiming "nicotine harms developing brains" tripled over the past 15 years... ...while the number of US teens who use nicotine dropped from 24.2% to 9.5%. There is now a profound disconnect between what the public is being told and what is actually happening.
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 20/09/2026
hold up, this guy is the R. Wendell Harrison Distinguished Service Professor of Political Science at the University of Chicago and he didn't know there were banking sanctions against Russia?
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Dystopian Prophet Too @dystoprophet.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
WARNING WILL ROBINSON WARNING WARNING
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Dystopian Prophet Too @dystoprophet.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
#WeirdAl soon...
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Dystopian Prophet Too @dystoprophet.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The best hotel deals in #Vegas are just a little off-strip.
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Dystopian Prophet Too @dystoprophet.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
just for those in states other than WA that have legal weed and dang you are getting ripped off hard. The local menu with pricing. www.mainstmj.com/downtown-onl...
mainstmj.com
Downtown Online Ordering - Main Street Marijuana
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Dystopian Prophet Too @dystoprophet.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
life was hard for a girl named Ray
Better Call Saul actress Rhea Seehorn, and the correct pronunciation of her first name.
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Dystopian Prophet Too @dystoprophet.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
calling for the elimination of Israel is, by definition, calling for genocide. Just fcking stop.
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Stephen James @stephen5150.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
yahoo.com
Elon Musk is Running a Fake Voter Registration Site Designed to Steal and Sell Data
Musk's "VoteSafe.org" is a scam that doesn't actually register voters
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Dystopian Prophet Too @dystoprophet.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
no amount of Kanye being bad makes Macklemore *not* a genocide fan. I mean, argue all you want. But it's impossibly true, soooo....
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Dystopian Prophet Too @dystoprophet.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Watching leftists contort themselves to defend a huge Nazi is hilarious. Maggie Sanger was a Nazi. Full stop.
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Ars Technica @arstechnica.com · 14/09/2026
The infection deflated what had otherwise been a buoyant day.
arstechnica.com
Bouncy castle launches horrifying MRSA outbreak, striking 48 kids in Ireland
The strain lurking in the inflatable structure was hypervirulent.
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Dystopian Prophet Too @dystoprophet.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Trump Culinary School
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Dystopian Prophet Too @dystoprophet.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Cat Food Cat Food Cat Food AGAIN! www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vmnq...
youtube.com
King Crimson - Cat Food
YouTube video by King Crimson
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Charles A. Gardner, PhD @chancethegardener.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Advice for US journalists who cover the controversial topic of nicotine vapes ("e-cigarettes") and nicotine pouches.
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Democracy Docket @democracydocket.com · 12/09/2026
📩 USPS rejected a Florida county’s mail ballot envelope design because two lines of text sat 0.236 inches apart — when there should have been a full quarter-inch between them. The envelope design was accepted on appeal. But here’s what the snafu shows us: demdock.com/4yyzC46
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Dystopian Prophet Too @dystoprophet.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
the same classic Christian beliefs that caused me to oppose Trump since 2015, now make me Satan Incarnate for a segment oi the Democrat voting populace. Big tent, my ass. You deserve every bad thing he heaps upon you. Every tyranny, every graft. I do not.
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Dystopian Prophet Too @dystoprophet.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
this man distributed CSAM for profit.
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Dystopian Prophet Too @dystoprophet.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
multipost glitch is back
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Dystopian Prophet Too @dystoprophet.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
It's anti-Christian to say your God lives and sorry about those whose god doesn't exist. Jeez these people are insufferable.
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Dystopian Prophet Too @dystoprophet.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
A deeper dig into the Albanian Island story than any other outlet can give you. From the best on the business. #podcasts open.spotify.com/episode/6ek6...
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How an Albanian Mobster Derailed MAGA Island
The Underworld Podcast · Episode
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Dystopian Prophet Too @dystoprophet.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Buried lede in the polling: the average American voter would happily help Trump burn the country to the ground if they got cheap gas out of it
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Dystopian Prophet Too @dystoprophet.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
"A light bulb that lasts for a hundred years? That doesn't sound very American." "I'm sorry, what did you say your name was?" "Electric. General Electric." If you recognize this classic American comedy bit, we can be friends.
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Dystopian Prophet Too @dystoprophet.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
spotting Joel McHale in a 30 year old promo video for Leavenworth, WA was amusing.
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 09/09/2026
An obscure Texas firm secretly connected to Donald Trump Jr. said it received at least $100 million from Indian billionaire Mukesh Ambani’s Reliance Industries. At the same time, the Ambani family secured major policy wins from the Trump administration. (Published June)
propublica.org
An Indian Billionaire Was Targeted by Trump. Then He Poured Money Into a Startup Secretly Backed by Donald Trump Jr.
An obscure Texas firm secretly connected to the president’s son said it received at least $100 million from Mukesh Ambani’s Reliance Industries. At the same time, the Ambani family secured major polic...
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Dystopian Prophet Too @dystoprophet.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Hilarious to discover that the manager of a local racing performance shop is also the used car manager for the largest dealership in town.
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Joseph Cox @josephcox.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
New: a secretive DHS predictive policing unit is analyzing Americans' financial activity, feeding those names to police, then having cops pull them over. Not suspected of any particular crime We're revealing the unit name too: Predictive Intelligence Targeting Team www.404media.co/a-secretive-...
404media.co
A Secretive DHS ‘Predictive Policing’ Unit is Analyzing Americans' Financial Habits and Pulling Them Over
404 Media is revealing the name of Border Patrol's predictive policing units, which analyze financial data and have local cops pull people over. The people are not suspected of any particular crime.
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Dystopian Prophet Too @dystoprophet.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Fascism requires an enemy. Stupid fascists picked Canada.
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Dystopian Prophet Too @dystoprophet.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Helluva time for Lyndsay Clancy to find out that she's got incompetent counsel
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Dystopian Prophet Too @dystoprophet.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Unit cost is a fraction of store-bought extract, and I bought some of the best available vanilla beans on the market. In 6 months, it'll be unbeatable at any price. #cooking #baking #homemade #vanilla4lyfe
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Dystopian Prophet Too @dystoprophet.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
so I'm guessing that even the #GreenLantern can't make Lake Ontario become Lake America or New Mexico become New America. Or maybe it only works if you have the haircut.
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