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Dystopian Prophet Too

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but even jesters cry

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Dystopian Prophet Too @dystoprophet.bsky.social · 6h
we have an old guy on the radio who still says 'ask for Roof Life of Oregon' like people still dial the operator to make calls. He hasn't even figured out to change it to 'ask Alexa'. Probably wears an onion on his belt.
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Dystopian Prophet Too @dystoprophet.bsky.social · 6h
You're talking about Sicilian wedding pizza, older than the Margherita? Go enjoy your frozen pizza. You haven't the foggiest clue about the subject.
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Dystopian Prophet Too @dystoprophet.bsky.social · 6h
Most people don't know the difference between 'deep dish' and stuffed pizza.
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Prof Gavin Yamey MD MPH @gavinyamey.bsky.social · 13h
RFK Jr is funding a grotesquely unethical study on newborn babies in Guinea-Bissau; ethicists, pediatricians, clinical trial experts, & infectious disease experts are calling this horrific trial The New Tuskegee. It is unethical to withhold a life saving intervention from half of newborns FFS.
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Dystopian Prophet Too @dystoprophet.bsky.social · 6h
This is absolutely the time to discuss putting all of American healthcare under the authority of the president. Yes.
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Dystopian Prophet Too @dystoprophet.bsky.social · 6h
The morning news story admitted smoking and teen vaping is down, so now they're worried about adults vaping.
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Dystopian Prophet Too @dystoprophet.bsky.social · 12h
I see you're new to Bloosky and unaware of how it works
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Dystopian Prophet Too @dystoprophet.bsky.social · 12h
He doesn't understand the band or its philosophy one little bit.
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Dystopian Prophet Too @dystoprophet.bsky.social · 14h
Marie Fetterman-Perez is running a very weak campaign with boring, generic ads. If she loses, and she very well might, it's her own fault. #WA03
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Dystopian Prophet Too @dystoprophet.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I soooooo want to parody this in light of him hawking Dom Perignon champagne now. It's like Henry Rollins doing Range Rover ads. It's like Jello Biafra offering to help collect urine samples. www.youtube.com/watch?v=KdTo...
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Jello Biafra - Shut Up, Be Happy
YouTube video by enc0m511
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Dystopian Prophet Too @dystoprophet.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
nursing school can be done in this state without student debt, but it requires research and a bit of doggedness. Ain' nobody got time for dat.
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Dystopian Prophet Too @dystoprophet.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
so when do we see him get dysentery?
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Dystopian Prophet Too @dystoprophet.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
yeah but people need their AI slop videos on TikTok and Insta. Stop griping, billionaires need their shit.
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Dystopian Prophet Too @dystoprophet.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
LOL somebody is REALLY unfamiliar with 1800s sailing vessel life
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Dystopian Prophet Too @dystoprophet.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
the Saudi investors won't lose a dime no matter what, though
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Dystopian Prophet Too @dystoprophet.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Germany hates Trump but finds him irresistible
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Dystopian Prophet Too @dystoprophet.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Chicago is safer than Houston, but they're scared to death of Chicago
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Dystopian Prophet Too @dystoprophet.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
That's so sad. Harvey Keitel too.
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 07/10/2026
If it were real, they’d keep it secret. Since it’s Trump, we’ll get a trailer, a countdown, and a bullshit finalé.
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Dystopian Prophet Too @dystoprophet.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
in my day, we memorized entire 25 minute Yes or ELP songs like it was NOTHING!
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Dystopian Prophet Too @dystoprophet.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
my stepdaughter will not let her mother see her granddaughter. I had nothing to do with that decision. And, tbf, my ex-wife has meth psychosis and is an invalid at 53 due to lung damage from meth. She did time on grand theft and broke parole in 2 weeks. Byron smokes a lot of crack.
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Dystopian Prophet Too @dystoprophet.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I left the game in 2023, right after the invasion. I was in an alliance with a powerful and friendly but chaotic Russian nullsec group. If you're not in the game, you can't grasp how huge sections of space just shut down. Thousands of Russian accounts just went dark. They won't be back.
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Dystopian Prophet Too @dystoprophet.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
the French fuck around all the time. I've had to repair their industrial castings and weldments. The HQ in Germany sent them to us here in the US because the French facility was 'not satisfactory for the specifications'.
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Dystopian Prophet Too @dystoprophet.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Romania is so poor that church mice start GFMs for the place Oliver Twist donated his gruel
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Dystopian Prophet Too @dystoprophet.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
context for Americans: Sochi is a resort town on the Black Sea coast, home to many dachas and villas of Russia's oligarchs. Most Soviet premiers had dachas in Sochi. Those beaches won't be as pretty now.
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Dystopian Prophet Too @dystoprophet.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I'm down in Vantucky but often listen to KNW online because, no Lars Larson. But it's really apparent that they hate the mayor and are still okay with Trump.
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Dystopian Prophet Too @dystoprophet.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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#TeslaTakedown @teslatakedown.com · 03/10/2026
Since 👇 post 9 days ago, Elon has spent almost $11 million more, over a million bucks a day. In the Senate races alone, he's spent: $8.7m in Texas $4.5m in Ohio $4m in Michigan
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Dystopian Prophet Too @dystoprophet.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
nobody has any imagination anymore. Movie sets need silence. Even one person, acting legally, can make sure they never get it. Escalating to homemade stink weapons can even stymie LE if placed well. Some recipes are pretty potent.
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Dystopian Prophet Too @dystoprophet.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I find that implausible
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Dystopian Prophet Too @dystoprophet.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
still can't touch my Japanese-Egyptian fusion joint, Ramen Hotep
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Dystopian Prophet Too @dystoprophet.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This week's mispronounced words in history podcasts: marjoram Tigris hoplite Antiochus conspirator
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Dystopian Prophet Too @dystoprophet.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Dems who fight to be at the front of the line to prosecute criminal activity by this admin are going to be on a fast track to higher office themselves. Or, one would hope. They excel at nothing so much as being disappointing.
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Dystopian Prophet Too @dystoprophet.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I saw more grooming posts in 2 days on the Discover tab than in almost a decade on Twitter.
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Dystopian Prophet Too @dystoprophet.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
many years ago, a Gene Wilder impression from an online caller fooled #TomCruise. An epic moment from the immortal kings of morning radio. The 'caller' is Keith Dion. NOT Gene Wilder. www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVRu...
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(Keith Dion) Gene Wilder pranks Tom Cruise
YouTube video by KeithDionTV
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Dystopian Prophet Too @dystoprophet.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
the nods to Scorsese, Kurosawa, and Bava in one scene was just... wow.
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Dystopian Prophet Too @dystoprophet.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I don't want a baby that looks like that #SexPistols
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Dystopian Prophet Too @dystoprophet.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I was really disappointed that there was no bouncing tiger cartoon in it. Fuck my illiteracy, I was expecting Tigger.
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Dystopian Prophet Too @dystoprophet.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
bought the new DLC for #CivVII, haven't played it yet. QE looks like a cheat code again, but less than #CivVI. The Pirate Queen approach was obviated by Blackbeard, I guess. George Washington gets really weak juice and it's embarrassing. Xerxes The Conqueror is still the easiest win. #Civ7
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Dystopian Prophet Too @dystoprophet.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Dystopian Prophet Too @dystoprophet.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
as a former resident of West Chicago, just wait until they start looking at other Dupage agencies. Carol Stream comes to mind immediately.
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Dystopian Prophet Too @dystoprophet.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
written as a real life kidnapping story unfolded on the news. www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUb9...
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Emerson, Lake & Palmer - Daddy (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Emerson, Lake and Palmer
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Dystopian Prophet Too @dystoprophet.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Latin had no 's' pronunciation for the letter c, so it was always pronounced as a k. Today I realized that would make Cincinatti, Kinkinatti. Named after Kinkinattus. Enjoy.
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Dystopian Prophet Too @dystoprophet.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Fortune favors these nuts, apparently
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Dystopian Prophet Too @dystoprophet.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
He's earned no benefit of the doubt He's said similar things before His side twists words and meanings mercilessly So let him wear this one. He deserves it.
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Dystopian Prophet Too @dystoprophet.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
the John Moschitta summary was unmatched www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKhU...
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Ten Classics in Ten Minutes - Herman Melville's Moby-Dick
YouTube video by David Maloney
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Dystopian Prophet Too @dystoprophet.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
LOL
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Dystopian Prophet Too @dystoprophet.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
@blockedforthispost.bsky.social
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Dystopian Prophet Too @dystoprophet.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I always get him confused with Dick Dezerson of The Discontinued Appliances and Feeble Peeples.
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Dystopian Prophet Too @dystoprophet.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Correction: that building has been torn down and is now a parking lot. Just like the Gingham Cafe where Velma Kelly (Beulah Gartner) met with her married victim.
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