Dystopian Prophet Too @dystoprophet.bsky.social · 6hwe have an old guy on the radio who still says 'ask for Roof Life of Oregon' like people still dial the operator to make calls. He hasn't even figured out to change it to 'ask Alexa'. Probably wears an onion on his belt. 010
Dystopian Prophet Too @dystoprophet.bsky.social · 6hYou're talking about Sicilian wedding pizza, older than the Margherita? Go enjoy your frozen pizza. You haven't the foggiest clue about the subject. 000
Dystopian Prophet Too @dystoprophet.bsky.social · 6hMost people don't know the difference between 'deep dish' and stuffed pizza. 010
Reposted by Dystopian Prophet TooProf Gavin Yamey MD MPH @gavinyamey.bsky.social · 13hRFK Jr is funding a grotesquely unethical study on newborn babies in Guinea-Bissau; ethicists, pediatricians, clinical trial experts, & infectious disease experts are calling this horrific trial The New Tuskegee. It is unethical to withhold a life saving intervention from half of newborns FFS. 16343197
Dystopian Prophet Too @dystoprophet.bsky.social · 6hThis is absolutely the time to discuss putting all of American healthcare under the authority of the president. Yes. 000
Dystopian Prophet Too @dystoprophet.bsky.social · 6hThe morning news story admitted smoking and teen vaping is down, so now they're worried about adults vaping. 110
Dystopian Prophet Too @dystoprophet.bsky.social · 12hI see you're new to Bloosky and unaware of how it works 000
Dystopian Prophet Too @dystoprophet.bsky.social · 12hHe doesn't understand the band or its philosophy one little bit. 020
Dystopian Prophet Too @dystoprophet.bsky.social · 14hMarie Fetterman-Perez is running a very weak campaign with boring, generic ads. If she loses, and she very well might, it's her own fault. #WA03 000
Dystopian Prophet Too @dystoprophet.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I soooooo want to parody this in light of him hawking Dom Perignon champagne now. It's like Henry Rollins doing Range Rover ads. It's like Jello Biafra offering to help collect urine samples. www.youtube.com/watch?v=KdTo...youtube.comJello Biafra - Shut Up, Be HappyYouTube video by enc0m511 010
Dystopian Prophet Too @dystoprophet.bsky.social · 08/10/2026nursing school can be done in this state without student debt, but it requires research and a bit of doggedness. Ain' nobody got time for dat. 000
Dystopian Prophet Too @dystoprophet.bsky.social · 08/10/2026yeah but people need their AI slop videos on TikTok and Insta. Stop griping, billionaires need their shit. 000
Dystopian Prophet Too @dystoprophet.bsky.social · 08/10/2026LOL somebody is REALLY unfamiliar with 1800s sailing vessel life 000
Dystopian Prophet Too @dystoprophet.bsky.social · 07/10/2026the Saudi investors won't lose a dime no matter what, though 000
Dystopian Prophet Too @dystoprophet.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Germany hates Trump but finds him irresistible 010
Dystopian Prophet Too @dystoprophet.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Chicago is safer than Houston, but they're scared to death of Chicago 020
Reposted by Dystopian Prophet Too𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 07/10/2026If it were real, they’d keep it secret. Since it’s Trump, we’ll get a trailer, a countdown, and a bullshit finalé. 1241215315
Dystopian Prophet Too @dystoprophet.bsky.social · 07/10/2026in my day, we memorized entire 25 minute Yes or ELP songs like it was NOTHING! 010
Dystopian Prophet Too @dystoprophet.bsky.social · 07/10/2026my stepdaughter will not let her mother see her granddaughter. I had nothing to do with that decision. And, tbf, my ex-wife has meth psychosis and is an invalid at 53 due to lung damage from meth. She did time on grand theft and broke parole in 2 weeks. Byron smokes a lot of crack. 010
Dystopian Prophet Too @dystoprophet.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I left the game in 2023, right after the invasion. I was in an alliance with a powerful and friendly but chaotic Russian nullsec group. If you're not in the game, you can't grasp how huge sections of space just shut down. Thousands of Russian accounts just went dark. They won't be back. 100
Dystopian Prophet Too @dystoprophet.bsky.social · 07/10/2026the French fuck around all the time. I've had to repair their industrial castings and weldments. The HQ in Germany sent them to us here in the US because the French facility was 'not satisfactory for the specifications'. 000
Dystopian Prophet Too @dystoprophet.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Romania is so poor that church mice start GFMs for the place Oliver Twist donated his gruel 000
Dystopian Prophet Too @dystoprophet.bsky.social · 07/10/2026context for Americans: Sochi is a resort town on the Black Sea coast, home to many dachas and villas of Russia's oligarchs. Most Soviet premiers had dachas in Sochi. Those beaches won't be as pretty now. 050
Dystopian Prophet Too @dystoprophet.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I'm down in Vantucky but often listen to KNW online because, no Lars Larson. But it's really apparent that they hate the mayor and are still okay with Trump. 000
Reposted by Dystopian Prophet Too#TeslaTakedown @teslatakedown.com · 03/10/2026Since 👇 post 9 days ago, Elon has spent almost $11 million more, over a million bucks a day. In the Senate races alone, he's spent: $8.7m in Texas $4.5m in Ohio $4m in Michigan 38599258
Dystopian Prophet Too @dystoprophet.bsky.social · 07/10/2026nobody has any imagination anymore. Movie sets need silence. Even one person, acting legally, can make sure they never get it. Escalating to homemade stink weapons can even stymie LE if placed well. Some recipes are pretty potent. 010
Dystopian Prophet Too @dystoprophet.bsky.social · 07/10/2026still can't touch my Japanese-Egyptian fusion joint, Ramen Hotep 010
Dystopian Prophet Too @dystoprophet.bsky.social · 07/10/2026This week's mispronounced words in history podcasts: marjoram Tigris hoplite Antiochus conspirator 000
Dystopian Prophet Too @dystoprophet.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Dems who fight to be at the front of the line to prosecute criminal activity by this admin are going to be on a fast track to higher office themselves. Or, one would hope. They excel at nothing so much as being disappointing. 000
Dystopian Prophet Too @dystoprophet.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I saw more grooming posts in 2 days on the Discover tab than in almost a decade on Twitter. 000
Dystopian Prophet Too @dystoprophet.bsky.social · 07/10/2026many years ago, a Gene Wilder impression from an online caller fooled #TomCruise. An epic moment from the immortal kings of morning radio. The 'caller' is Keith Dion. NOT Gene Wilder. www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVRu...youtube.com(Keith Dion) Gene Wilder pranks Tom CruiseYouTube video by KeithDionTV 000
Dystopian Prophet Too @dystoprophet.bsky.social · 07/10/2026the nods to Scorsese, Kurosawa, and Bava in one scene was just... wow. 010
Dystopian Prophet Too @dystoprophet.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I don't want a baby that looks like that #SexPistols 000
Dystopian Prophet Too @dystoprophet.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I was really disappointed that there was no bouncing tiger cartoon in it. Fuck my illiteracy, I was expecting Tigger. 010
Dystopian Prophet Too @dystoprophet.bsky.social · 07/10/2026bought the new DLC for #CivVII, haven't played it yet. QE looks like a cheat code again, but less than #CivVI. The Pirate Queen approach was obviated by Blackbeard, I guess. George Washington gets really weak juice and it's embarrassing. Xerxes The Conqueror is still the easiest win. #Civ7 000
Dystopian Prophet Too @dystoprophet.bsky.social · 07/10/2026as a former resident of West Chicago, just wait until they start looking at other Dupage agencies. Carol Stream comes to mind immediately. 000
Dystopian Prophet Too @dystoprophet.bsky.social · 07/10/2026written as a real life kidnapping story unfolded on the news. www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUb9...youtube.comEmerson, Lake & Palmer - Daddy (Official Audio)YouTube video by Emerson, Lake and Palmer 010
Dystopian Prophet Too @dystoprophet.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Latin had no 's' pronunciation for the letter c, so it was always pronounced as a k. Today I realized that would make Cincinatti, Kinkinatti. Named after Kinkinattus. Enjoy. 110
Dystopian Prophet Too @dystoprophet.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Fortune favors these nuts, apparently 000
Dystopian Prophet Too @dystoprophet.bsky.social · 06/10/2026He's earned no benefit of the doubt He's said similar things before His side twists words and meanings mercilessly So let him wear this one. He deserves it. 051
Dystopian Prophet Too @dystoprophet.bsky.social · 06/10/2026the John Moschitta summary was unmatched www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKhU...youtube.comTen Classics in Ten Minutes - Herman Melville's Moby-DickYouTube video by David Maloney 000
Dystopian Prophet Too @dystoprophet.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I always get him confused with Dick Dezerson of The Discontinued Appliances and Feeble Peeples. 010
Dystopian Prophet Too @dystoprophet.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Correction: that building has been torn down and is now a parking lot. Just like the Gingham Cafe where Velma Kelly (Beulah Gartner) met with her married victim. 010