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Stormy ⚡️

@dysasterism.bsky.social
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Stormy, 36 years old, trying to be more like lightning. Use he/him or ey/em for me. I'm an artist, writer, and YouTuber who never shuts up about gender. Check out all my queer content and other work at yb3.carrd.co.

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Stormy ⚡️ @dysasterism.bsky.social · 8m
I just watched a YouTube video from 19 years ago. There's no way that's real. YouTube existed in 2014 and no earlier than that. We all know this.
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Stormy ⚡️ @dysasterism.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Huh. I didn't know cake wasn't considered a pastry. This is like when I discovered water isn't a beverage.
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Stormy ⚡️ @dysasterism.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
My holy grail of commissions. I would love to commission a Totodile someday.
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𝔫𝔬𝔯𝔞 𝔫𝔢𝔠𝔯𝔬𝔰𝔦𝔰𝔪𝔞𝔫𝔠𝔢𝔯 🏳️‍⚧️ @neurosismancer.gay · 07/10/2026
YOOOO LETS FUCKIN GOOOOOOOOO
gothamist.com
NYC moves to spend nearly $9M of gender-affirming care fund for minors
The funding is part of a $15 million investment announced in June as major hospitals retreated from providing such care.
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Stormy ⚡️ @dysasterism.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Someone in Goodwill who kept looking at me and my husband in a "I know what you are" way had a shirt on with rainbow text that said "I want to nut in you so bad but I have a coochie."
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Stormy ⚡️ @dysasterism.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I need to remind myself that just because I've settled in and gotten used to a bad situation, it doesn't mean the bad isn't there anymore. It very much is there. I feel traumatized and utterly alone.
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Stormy ⚡️ @dysasterism.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I fear further isolation and scrutiny if I go back to being vegan, even if I'm doing it "the right way" (you know, not the "white way.") It would have to be entirely private not only because of trolls, but because other vegans are so fucking insufferable.
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Stormy ⚡️ @dysasterism.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Okay, but, homemade falafel sandwiches. And every component is made from scratch. Yeah?
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Stormy ⚡️ @dysasterism.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Nu-uh. Jenna Marbles is NOT 40. Nope. She can't be older than me.
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Stormy ⚡️ @dysasterism.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Oh god. I want a moon cake so so so bad.
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Stormy ⚡️ @dysasterism.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I asked my husband "Why is this movie called 'Steel Magnolias'?" He (playfully) said "Oh, what a YANK question" and proceeded to sit straight up from where he was laying to explain it to me.
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Stormy ⚡️ @dysasterism.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I've gone through quite a few hair phases but currently I'm rocking the post season 8 Link Neal. And when I'm done cutting my hair later today, I'm... still gonna be rocking the Link Neal but in his season 30 look.
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Stormy ⚡️ @dysasterism.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I do NOT like Unreal Engine.
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madeline @madelinecooks.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
the right wing's normalization of the phrase "biological sex" as being completely synonymous with assigned sex at birth has done such irreparable harm not only to trans people but also to most people's awareness of how sex differentiation occurs in homo sapiens at a fundamental level
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Stormy ⚡️ @dysasterism.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
If I see you using the Lists feature as a public blocklist for small accounts and there's no good explanation on why they're on those lists, I'm considering blocking you. I was accidentally put on a list for being "anti-wildlife" and when I spoke to that person, it turned out to be a mistake.
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Comfortably Boo @numb.comfortab.ly · 03/09/2026
bsky.app/profile/numb...
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Ric R. @artistric.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Literal conversation I had with my mother when we were at a restaurant one time: "I think our server might be non-binary, but I'm not sure. What should I call them?" "You just said 'them' without thinking about it. It's really that easy." "Huh... Okay. But what if I'm talking TO them?" "Use 'You'."
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Stormy ⚡️ @dysasterism.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Me: "Noob Saibot has a goopsona." Husband: "Luigi has one of those!"
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Stormy ⚡️ @dysasterism.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Mortal Kombat has the wildest lore.
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Stormy ⚡️ @dysasterism.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Wait. Maggie and Negan actually get together?? I feel like it's no fun to ship them now. :(
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Stormy ⚡️ @dysasterism.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Project Hail Mary was great!!
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Stormy ⚡️ @dysasterism.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Oh. The Scarecrow album by Garth Brooks is the best one I've discovered so far. There were some amazing few songs across several pre-2001 albums, but this one in particular is great all across the board. Woah.
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Stormy ⚡️ @dysasterism.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Hey @mysillycomics.bsky.social, are you a fan of RttS??
A screenshot of a comment from the website hosting a webcomic called Runaway to the Stars. The name of the user is "mysillycomics" and the comment says "Talita just looks so much more free and unburdened, she looks as bright as her future and it makes me so happy."
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Stormy ⚡️ @dysasterism.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
My husband just said "Cher is 80." Don't you dare.
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Stormy ⚡️ @dysasterism.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
People who hate how many genders there are would hate the hanky code.
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Bruka Jones @brukajones.com · 23/08/2026
Here is the GFM:
gofundme.com
Donate to Help Cara Fight Scrapers with Legal Fund, organized by Jingna Zhang
Cara is an artist and social platform built by a small group of volunteers to gi… Jingna Zhang needs your support for Help Cara Fight Scrapers with Legal Fund
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conifergirl.bsky.social @conifergirl.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
From Tony Pentimalli:
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🏴‍☠️MissMudd🏴‍☠️ @missmudd.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
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Stormy ⚡️ @dysasterism.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Nobody in August 2026 could possibly understand the newest Liberty Mutual ads unless they followed the lore from the very beginning. I was there. I remember it all.
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Stormy ⚡️ @dysasterism.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I told myself several months ago "I'm going to pack up these old cassette tapes and put them somewhere safe because they mean a lot to me." They're so safe that I can't even find them now! And my belongings are pretty well organized. I don't know how this happened.
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Stormy ⚡️ @dysasterism.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Sometimes I feel super dysphoric and so I plug a bunch of random feel-good pronouns into the Pronoun Dressing Room website along with my name and read the sample text to see how I feel.
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Stormy ⚡️ @dysasterism.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I'm happy to help my husband understand the music references written on the cassette tapes found around the yard. I've never played this game before, but I can still be a nerd about it where necessary.
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Stormy ⚡️ @dysasterism.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
My husband: "I apologize ahead of time for the kind of person I'll become once I get my hands on the next Grounded game."
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Stormy ⚡️ @dysasterism.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I've become a nerd for counting systems. I can count up to 30 on both hands by counting segments between my knuckles, or 62 on both hands if I'm using binary counting (which is a lot harder to do, flexibility-wise.)
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Stormy ⚡️ @dysasterism.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I made my first 6 7 joke. I'm almost 40. Surely the kids will think I'm cool now.
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Stormy ⚡️ @dysasterism.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Bluesky has GOT to find a better way to translate posts. I don't want to be taken to another site when I click "Translate", especially to a Google site.
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Stormy ⚡️ @dysasterism.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Oh yeah, and also: Making the worst noise ever getting on and off the couch.
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Stormy ⚡️ @dysasterism.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Your 30s will be spent: - reminiscing. - getting into old people hobbies like birdwatching. - pulling muscles you didn't know you had.
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Stormy ⚡️ @dysasterism.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
My husband, eating Twizzler Pull n Peels: "My sister and I used to hit the fuck out of each other with these."
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Stormy ⚡️ @dysasterism.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
It's hilarious that I said this because now I'm back to three total headmates.
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Stormy ⚡️ @dysasterism.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Do you like #alterhuman nonsense? Particularly of the #otherkin and #plural variety? What about worldbuilding stuff? Go check out my Tumblr at the-otherspace to see it all.
A white background with several uncolored doodles of a furry dragon from the chest up. He has a pair of pointed ears, fluffy cheeks, and a swoopy crest of hair on his head. The doodles consist of a variety of facial expression such as neutral, frazzled, sleepy, giggly, and crying. The facial expressions are shown at a few different angles.A pink outline of a peryton landing gracefully on two hooved feet, her wings spread wide and her hands folded in front of her. Her head is turned downward and her eyes are closed. The background is pitch black but a soft pink glow comes from her body. The ground at her feet ripples like water.
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Stormy ⚡️ @dysasterism.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Hey, guess who pulled this same muscle a THIRD TIME yesterday?
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Stormy ⚡️ @dysasterism.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
It sucks that my cassette player is so big and bulky. If only they'd invented something tiny. Pocket-sized. And maybe something that uses wireless headphones. Then I could bring it to work.
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Stormy ⚡️ @dysasterism.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
No one really seems to realize how traumatic it is when engaging in kink that's not safe or consensual. But it's hard to talk about it because the anti-kink crowd would be all over it.
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Rocky 🐈‍⬛ @rockytrondle.myatproto.social · 28/07/2026
reminding my accounts are not, and never will be, a safe space for radqueers
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Stormy ⚡️ @dysasterism.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
That new Avatar movie was SO FUCKING GOOD.
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Stormy ⚡️ @dysasterism.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
My husband just said out loud "Chat, are we cucked??"
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Stormy ⚡️ @dysasterism.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Obsession was.... That was horrific.
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Stormy ⚡️ @dysasterism.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I feel so sleep deprived lately.
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Stormy ⚡️ @dysasterism.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Me: "Hey, it feels like you're taking advantage of me by doing X. Could we talk about it so you don't do X again? It hurt me." [redacted]: "I'll never do X again. That was wrong of me" [redacted]: *proceeds to do X again* [redacted]: "I'm sorry. It wasn't my intention to take advantage of you."
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